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U guys are real losers spending all your time on this "lame" game. Bah get a life.
Now if u must excuse me i must be off, back into the real world as my empire of the north is experiencing some annoying growing pains in the form of a Denmark/pskov/russian alliance and my King is getting rather annoyed.

Pathetic spending all your time "playing" a game.
 

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Re: Hjarg does indeed need help (and a date)

Originally posted by Temple Houston
Hjarg, you need a social life (and probably a bath). You're 24 years old. You are supposed to be having sex, frequently, with the gender(s) of your choice. Put yourself on a timer. Between EU, cigarettes, and coca cola you have developed a nice set of compulsions. Get a puppy, then you'll have to take it for walks (and leave your computer). Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

Why thank you for your kind reminder :D
 

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Originally posted by hjarg


My longest game was 45 hours. Started playing in Friday after work, and ended in Sunday morning. Lived only with help of coke and cigarette break every hour or so. After that i went to sleep and slept until Monday morning as well. But i was awake about 55 hours straight.

So yes, you can call me EU-junkie. (i need some serious help!!!)

Whoa, shoot.... You ARE a freak. :D Someone actually broke my record of playing FF7 non-stop for 15 hours (no meal, no shower, just water).

However, I think I've played EU for a whole weekend with one shower only, two meals (each per day) and 6 hours of sleep per day..., I did nothing else. This included the Friday.

Oh shoot, have you guys ever played Diablo II or Ultima Online? I can name a lot of other games that I have been addicted to. Luckily, I don't have a wife or girlfriend (although this means I don't get sex) or pets or children.

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uh, i remember i played civilization for about three days non-stop
but it was a long time ago and i was young,strong and healthy, not that old broken man i am now :D
 

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Originally posted by Olaf_the_White


Doh! Legoland=Denmark! that's what I get for using an avatar based on my alter-ego's nationality... But that's... OK. ;)

Aah, the lightbulb comes on! (A joke isn't funny if I have to 'splain it!)

Sola ;)
 

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Re: Hjarg does indeed need help (and a date)

Originally posted by Temple Houston
You are supposed to be having sex, frequently, with the gender(s) of your choice.

Actually, if you choose the wrong gender... then none of your provinces will exhibit positive population growth.


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Re: Re: Hjarg does indeed need help (and a date)

Originally posted by Solagirl


Actually, if you choose the wrong gender... then none of your provinces will exhibit positive population growth.


Sola ;)

I dunno about that. Are San Francisco and the village shrinking in population? ;)
 

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Originally posted by Cadorna
Will you not shout around that we love EU so much!
Otherwise our gouvernments will make it illegal to play EU tomorrow!
Not to mention it will be declared a sin to play EU by the church.

BREAKING THE LAW BREAKING THE LAW!! :)
 

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If our marriage breaks up because of EU, do you think we could sue Paradox? You know, like those tobacco-companies. Shouldn't the gameboxes contain some kind of warning?

Any lawyers out there?