Eu4 - No Dev Diary 3rd of September

[Promanco]

It's ok Johan you can write it, or Tri or Groogy(who I am pretty sure is not even part of the EU team lol)
Hope he gets well, and I hope you guys are still paying him sick time >_>

 

[Augustus93]

Don't twist the truth, we all know that Paradox employees are all alien androids planning to take over the world. Androids can't get sick...

 

[Lopatou_ovalil]

wiz is home sick is name of new dlc ?

 

[white army]

I hope Wiz feels better and we'll have at least a spoiler for what the DD should have been about yesterday

 

[3ishop]

To quote Brian Blessed, I like not this news! Bring me some other news!

Also will sacrifice a total war fan to the dark server gods to speed Wizes recovery.

 

[theJ]

I hope Wiz feels better and we'll have at least a spoiler for what the DD should have been about yesterday

We already got one of those; Last DD, He said He'd be discussing the new region system in more detail... and I was looking forward to it, damn it!

Oh, well, I'd imagine we'll get it next week, instead...
...unless there's a hunting accident, obviously.

 

[AurochsAway]

Better is the following:
Dev Diary 3-9-15

From the people who brought you, and continue to bring you, breathtakingly innovative comet response options...

Paradox is proud to present a radical new approach to Dev Diaries:

Every Dev Diary we roll a D6.
On a roll of 1, we present nothing. This actually increases your enjoyment by forcing you to appreciate that we're not obliged to give you anything.
On a roll of 2-5, we present what we planned.
On a roll of 6, we give you what we planned plus an easter egg: our latest evil plan to break WC, Three Mountains, blobbing, Byzzies, the Hordes, ROTW, DDRJake, Ulm, players' fun, players' lives, and/or the universe: our choice.

D6? Nothing so standard for Paradox. D10 or D20.

 

[chrnno]

D6? Nothing so standard for Paradox. D10 or D20.

Both are too commonplace and so are a few others thus either d4 or d100.

 

[LordNeidhart]

Has anyone tried giving it a good tumble?

 

[MCBC6]

I wouldn't send for a trained Medicus gentlemen, that would probably kill him

 

[Ilightmaster]

any doctor here who can heal him ?

 

[satyrlord]

any doctor here who can heal him ?

Whining-induced cancer from reading the forums is incurable.

 

[ShadowCammy]

Press F to wish him well soon

 

[Noel84]

wiz is home sick is name of new dlc ?

Colds added (6/6/6 most likely to fall ill)

 

[Voltion99]

Herr Wiz ist nicht krank.

 

[ThePatriotOfDreumel]

Plz @Wiz we need dev dairies to live...

 

[just_a_beaver]

Oh well, that's more Fanfictions for the forumites to do. Nothing wrong with that.

 

[Elryos]

Sacrifice a human heart to appease his immune system!

 

[Noel84]

Sacrifice a human heart to appease his immune system!

if only we had immune sense

 

[Metz]

Extra content for this weeks developer diary?