Eu4 - No Dev Diary 3rd of September

[Nikoleis]

Jake and Wiz allied in the Dev multiplayer, now they're both sick. Coincidence? I think not...

I think they both called sick after those duels thread... in truth, they both are in the middle of a multiplayer game

 

[LaffenSpaffen]

Send for a trained medicus!

 

[Lamahorse]

Wiz didn't produce doctor's note. Sack him!

 

[TheMeInTeam]

That sucks, hopefully he feels better soon.

 

[loup99]

Get well, Wiz!

 

[FieldMedic]

You mean this is our punishment for our little rebellion last time .

Seriously though, hope Wiz feels better soon!

 

[melkor88]

Hope you feel better soon WIz!

 

[OldmansHQ]

You know what that means Paradox, right? Next weeks DD has to be the shit .

 

[VI Imre]

So, Wiz has Dev Diarrhea?

 

[Tiax]

Still a better dev diary than "victory cards".

 

[Martin_Mortyry]

Hmmm... first some meaningless dev diaries about stuff that is already implemented/no one needs, and now no dev diary?

I'm not saying it's a conspiracy, but...

 

[Haldan]

No true scandinavians get sick! We are immune to the cold! He is WEAK!

 

[marineFC]

Why can't you have written it Johan!

The Nobles DEMAND Recompensation!

 

[rebelito]

Blah! He is playing Civ 5 at home, called sick day for that.

Blasphemy!!!!

 

[Metz]

Will there be one tomorrow?

 

[FieldMedic]

Will there be one tomorrow?

I think it's only fitting since Hearts of Iron 4 had theirs today!

 

[Trytols]

Hi.

there's no dev diary today.

Still a better news than the Victory Cards dev diary imho.

 

[Alerias]

This is Sweden, we should consider ourselves lucky. These guys probably get one paid sick day per week to go along their 12 weeks vacations

 

[Locklen]

Get better soon Wiz! Being ill sucks.

 

[rr99]

I will write one for you

Dev Diary 3-9-15:
New exciting things are on the way, see attached screenshots of more Random New world, and here is how the natives will work.... Etc.

Better is the following:
Dev Diary 3-9-15

From the people who brought you, and continue to bring you, breathtakingly innovative comet response options...

Paradox is proud to present a radical new approach to Dev Diaries:

Every Dev Diary we roll a D6.
On a roll of 1, we present nothing. This actually increases your enjoyment by forcing you to appreciate that we're not obliged to give you anything.
On a roll of 2-5, we present what we planned.
On a roll of 6, we give you what we planned plus an easter egg: our latest evil plan to break WC, Three Mountains, blobbing, Byzzies, the Hordes, ROTW, DDRJake, Ulm, players' fun, players' lives, and/or the universe: our choice.