"EU4 Dev Clash #8 - 1444: A Historical Oddity" - Tuesdays 15:00CEST

[creativitypersonified]

Looking forward to my people ascending to their rightful place as rulers from one ocean to another.
The entire world shall soon bow before the bejeweled throne of the [REDACTED] dynasty.

So, you got Hormuz?

 

[dynalon]

So, you got Hormuz?

I was going to say Aztecs, but that works, too.

I'm really looking forward to this, hoping that my suggestions - Dnote -> Byzantium and Da9l -> Landlock - have been incorporated. I even meant at least one of them seriously!

 

[Dnote]

Byzantium will fall, it is mandated.

 

[Bratyn]

The entire world shall soon bow before the bejeweled throne of the [REDACTED] dynasty.

You mean "will soon bow before a certain type of furniture"?

 

[Trin Tragula]

You mean "will soon bow before a certain type of furniture"?

There are many bejeweled thrones but none quite like ours.

 

[Groogy]

My dynasty stretches throughout written history! Our destiny manifested itself 4300 years before even your God was born!
Truly this world belongs to the [REDACTED] and no other!

 

[fyfaendeluxe]

There are many bejeweled thrones but none quite like ours.

peacock throne??

indian super-thunderdome confirmed??

 

[Trin Tragula]

My dynasty stretches throughout written history! Our destiny manifested itself 4300 years before even your God was born!
Truly this world belongs to the [REDACTED] and no other!

Old as they may be your people sits alone on their hill while the fabled stories of [REDACTED] have inspired many to undertake great journeys from faraway continents.
We possess a source of such wealth that its name has become synonymous with riches in itself.

 

[creativitypersonified]

What, groogy actually got that sassanid micro state? R.I.P the power play idea

 

[Ulflander]

Looking forward to the bloodbath! Can't wait to see where everyone got placed. In another round or two, it's be fun to see random/custom nations again.

 

[defy]

Suggestion: Recruit Sandra from Cities stream. Best for filling up the swear jar. Also funny as fuck.

 

[Bratyn]

My dynasty stretches throughout written history! Our destiny manifested itself 4300 years before even your God was born!
Truly this world belongs to the [REDACTED] and no other!

Old as they may be your people sits alone on their hill while the fabled stories of [REDACTED] have inspired many to undertake great journeys from faraway continents.
We possess a source of such wealth that its name has become synonymous with riches in itself.

You all look to the past... Clinging to your history, your superstitions, and your legends. We ourselves stand on the doorstep of a legendary piece of the past. A relic; a name that echoes throughout history, shrouded in legends of invincibility... And we intend to break it utterly. You may have the past, it is the -future- that belongs to -us-! All will bow to the might of the [insertfurniturehere]!

 

[Groogy]

You all look to the past... Clinging to your history, your superstitions, and your legends. We ourselves stand on the doorstep of a legendary piece of the past. A relic; a name that echoes throughout history, shrouded in legends of invincibility... And we intend to break it utterly. You may have the past, it is the -future- that belongs to -us-! All will bow to the might of the [insertfurniturehere]!

SILENCE! YOU MERE CHILD!
Your people merely roamed the Steppe when we ruled [REDACTED]!

 

[Bratyn]

SILENCE! YOU MERE CHILD!
Your people merely roamed the Steppe when we ruled [REDACTED]!

And look how far we have come! As we have freed ourselves from the shackles of our past, so too shall we free others from the shackles of theirs. All may share in our future!

 

[Subai]

Old as they may be your people sits alone on their hill while the fabled stories of [REDACTED] have inspired many to undertake great journeys from faraway continents.
We possess a source of such wealth that its name has become synonymous with riches in itself.

Byzantium will fall, it is mandated.

My dynasty stretches throughout written history! Our destiny manifested itself 4300 years before even your God was born!
Truly this world belongs to the [REDACTED] and no other!

You all look to the past... Clinging to your history, your superstitions, and your legends. We ourselves stand on the doorstep of a legendary piece of the past. A relic; a name that echoes throughout history, shrouded in legends of invincibility... And we intend to break it utterly. You may have the past, it is the -future- that belongs to -us-! All will bow to the might of the [insertfurniturehere]!

SILENCE! YOU MERE CHILD!
Your people merely roamed the Steppe when we ruled [REDACTED]!

Sooo, Bratyn maybe plays the Ottomans, ready to destroy the Byzantine Empire? Their ancestors where nomads and Muhammad was born in 570 and with him in around 600 the Islamic Faith and so their God?
But which nation/dynasty (Groogy) started to rise in around 3700 BC (4300-600)? Must be something in Mesopotamia, Caucasus or maybe Egypt. If this theory is right. They have hills, are small and rich in alone history and stories...hm
And for Trin Tragular I have not figured out something useful. I thought of some Natives in South America with their Citys of Gold, especially El Dorado which you can use synonymous with riches in itself and inspired many to undertake journeys from faraway continents. But first El Dorado is a myth and therefore no real "source of wealth" and second it is very far away from Persian region which is the center of attention these days.
What else do we have? Bejeweled throne let me think of Golkonda but that one is not really used synonymous with riches. What source of riches could he have meant?

I need help! ^^

 

[Trin Tragula]

Sooo, Bratyn maybe plays the Ottomans, ready to destroy the Byzantine Empire? Their ancestors where nomads and Muhammad was born in 570 and with him in around 600 the Islamic Faith and so their God?
But which nation/dynasty (Groogy) started to rise in around 3700 BC (4300-600)? Must be something in Mesopotamia, Caucasus or maybe Egypt. If this theory is right. They have hills, are small and rich in alone history and stories...hm
And for Trin Tragular I have not figured out something useful. I thought of some Natives in South America with their Citys of Gold, especially El Dorado which you can use synonymous with riches in itself and inspired many to undertake journeys from faraway continents. But first El Dorado is a myth and therefore no real "source of wealth" and second it is very far away from Persian region which is the center of attention these days.
What else do we have? Bejeweled throne let me think of Golkonda but that one is not really used synonymous with riches. What source of riches could he have meant?

I need help! ^^

In order to find the answers you seek it would perhaps be wise to enlist the help of a wise sage from the faraway cities of Khorasan. The Sufi masters have a perception of the world that few of us do.
What do you think @Katzura ?

 

[Katzura]

In order to find the answers you seek it would perhaps be wise to enlist the help of a wise sage from the faraway cities of Khorasan. The Sufi masters have a perception of the world that few of us do.
What do you think @Katzura ?

I will have my wife* answer on my behalf

 

[Subai]

In order to find the answers you seek it would perhaps be wise to enlist the help of a wise sage from the faraway cities of Khorasan. The Sufi masters have a perception of the world that few of us do.
What do you think @Katzura ?

I will have my wife* answer on my behalf

I assume Katz represents the old Shah Rukh himself. If so, will his beloved wife Goharshad tell me more about the puppet masters surrounding and threatening the mighty empire of Timur's heirs?

 

[Trin Tragula]

You might say @Katzura is a towering presence. Much more so than old @Groogy . They are separated by a killer of great proportions.

 

[omfgBlondie]

The dye is cast. We now await the propaganda machine @omfgBlondie to bring this simmer to a boil.

I may be biased, but I'd say this is the best propaganda so far. The printing presses has been churning at impressive quality.