Heresy.(I'm also hoping y'all know the American show the office otherwise this is a weird post..)
I know there was an American version. But Ricky Gervais is spinning in his coach.
Heresy.(I'm also hoping y'all know the American show the office otherwise this is a weird post..)
Pretty sure Johan, or anyone with even a hint of a fleet, would sneak up on me with a pillow and keep it on my mouth until I stop struggling.I think ForzaA Sweden still have a great chance to make a come back. I mean, if he goes Vinland and dooms North America, then he would become if not 3rd, then 4th biggest power in the whole game, and jump back to the continent to fight Kaiser... After all, who beats a fully operational semi-bear northerner.
On the other hand, I don't think it is that deseperate for other players to go against Kaiser despite he got almost 3000 devs, the game is not even half way, and big is not always good.
Pretty sure Johan, or anyone with even a hint of a fleet, would sneak up on me with a pillow and keep it on my mouth until I stop struggling.
If you take the trip to the New World I can offer you guaranteed protection from any future aggressor.
War Fleet
1. Ming 9/23
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4. Great Britain 18/0
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8. Byzantium 0/8
::whistles::
Yeah, this one was a lot more aimed at the mamelucks and some surrenders the sessions before.I'm not playing to "ruin Kaiser" or anything - I do what is in the best interest of my country (insofar as I have a choice in it)
I had some TINY little hope that taking BYZ out of the equation would give me a bit of a fighting chance against Austria (sadly, BYZ just decided to tank the WE because that's how scared they together apparently are of me...)
I also didn't particularly feel that steadily bleeding my army, while being pushed back, was going to get me any *better* results. Sooner or later, my entire army would've been wiped.
You may have noticed AI Norway attacked me end of session - had they done so with me not having ANY army, I would've been dead completely, now at least I had enough of an army to fight back.
Well one war this session deserves a picture...anyone wanna guess what war this is supposed to illustrate?
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Gotta throw in my polandball comic into the pile
Pretty sure Johan, or anyone with even a hint of a fleet, would sneak up on me with a pillow and keep it on my mouth until I stop struggling.
The naval battles in the last session was kinda fun!
I sent 14 Carracks down to the mediterranean.
Captains Log
27th of July 1540 - Straits of Gibraltar
Sank aragonese fleet of 9 galleys, 1 light, 1 heavy and 6 tranports.
17th of March 1541 - Bay of Alexandria
Encountered Byzantine Fleet of 18 galleys, 7 light & 9 transports. Most of them sunk
31st of December 1543 - Western Mediterranean
4 Aragonese Transports attempt to flee as Baleares is liberated. All sunk.
10th of March 1544 - Cape Bon
Last Aragonese ships sunk as they try to escape the liberation of Sardinia. 8 sunk, 1 galley captured.
Total damage to the British Fleet. eh.. damage?
Those old, creaky and leaking ships were hardly seaworthy anyway!
How about I land 14 LEGIONS on your Home Island and we'll see how that ends up?
The naval battles in the last session was kinda fun!
I sent 14 Carracks down to the mediterranean.
Captains Log
27th of July 1540 - Straits of Gibraltar
Sank aragonese fleet of 9 galleys, 1 light, 1 heavy and 6 tranports.
17th of March 1541 - Bay of Alexandria
Encountered Byzantine Fleet of 18 galleys, 7 light & 9 transports. Most of them sunk
31st of December 1543 - Western Mediterranean
4 Aragonese Transports attempt to flee as Baleares is liberated. All sunk.
10th of March 1544 - Cape Bon
Last Aragonese ships sunk as they try to escape the liberation of Sardinia. 8 sunk, 1 galley captured.
Total damage to the British Fleet. eh.. damage?
Ofc go ahead and use what ever stuff I post i take no claims and Try to dodge any responsibilty for what I do....that is true on the internet and in real life btw^^Do you guys mind if I use these in The Flying Dutchman? Naturally I will credit you (if you want a credit other than your username, tell me)
Gotta get there first!
I have tens of thousands of Kazani prisoners of war and the worlds largest deposit of sand. I will figure something out...
Strait crossing between Calais and Kent in 1.26 confirmedI have tens of thousands of Kazani prisoners of war and the worlds largest deposit of sand. I will figure something out...
Those old, creaky and leaking ships were hardly seaworthy anyway!
How about I land 14 LEGIONS on your Home Island and we'll see how that ends up?