About halfway through I realized I vastly underestimated the time it took to make that
The Daily Johan will return next season!
You mean sidestep? Wasn't it his first game or something?
Let the man have some fun before he falls victim to a poisoned lunch or goes mad from office politics
This is indeed my first game, and needless to say; I'm eating lunch that I've brought from home in a hermetically sealed container...alone
Added another pic
Imperator Caesar Kaiser Johan after defeating the "Unholy Coalition of the Eurasien Hugbox"
as defender in their "show inferiority war" - circa 1495 ad
The defeated Saltan Bratyn brooding over his failure while the army prepares the retreat to Sibiria.
Or today
I counted 8: Kazan, Poland, Lithuania, Denmark, Mamluks, France, Castile, England. Even if England did nothing.
That you needed to state it was a hermetically sealed container basically names you a (perhaps closet) germophobe, so no great surprise that you don't want someone else's spittle landing on your lunch whilst they laugh at your plans for the future
This is indeed my first game, and needless to say; I'm eating lunch that I've brought from home in a hermetically sealed container...alone
Wasn't Transoxiana also in the coalition?
By the looks of it this viewerbase would have the rest of the world roll over and submit to Roman imperialism, handing him the trophy already in session 3. I say 'no'! 'No!' to living under the yoke of the Roman; a 'no!' to the Romans ruining all Free Nations' unalienable rights of an even, fair fight with their neighbours; a 'no!' to perpetual Johan propaganda, spoon-fed with every daily meal; and a resounding 'no!' to unopposed Roman expansion throughout Asia and Africa.
Death over servitude. Death over cooperation with the devil. Death over Roman 'citizenship'.
I will never cease fighting the Roman until my dying breath, even if I do so alone.
*meanwhile razes conquered lands*
By the looks of it this viewerbase would have the rest of the world roll over and submit to Roman imperialism, handing him the trophy already in session 3. I say 'no'! 'No!' to living under the yoke of the Roman; a 'no!' to the Roman ruining all Free Nations' unalienable rights of an even, fair fight with their neighbours; a 'no!' to perpetual Johan propaganda, spoon-fed with every daily meal; and a resounding 'no!' to unopposed Roman expansion throughout Asia and Africa.
Death over servitude. Death over cooperation with the devil. Death over Roman 'citizenship'.
I will never cease fighting the Roman until my dying breath, even if I do so alone.
By the looks of it this viewerbase would have the rest of the world roll over and submit to Roman imperialism, handing him the trophy already in session 3. I say 'no'! 'No!' to living under the yoke of the Roman; a 'no!' to the Roman ruining all Free Nations' unalienable rights of an even, fair fight with their neighbours; a 'no!' to perpetual Johan propaganda, spoon-fed with every daily meal; and a resounding 'no!' to unopposed Roman expansion throughout Asia and Africa.
Death over servitude. Death over cooperation with the devil. Death over Roman 'citizenship'.
I will never cease fighting the Roman until my dying breath, even if I do so alone.
Panem et circensesWhat have the Romans ever done for us?