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I must petition that the people in charge of the defense of Palermo be punished for not defeating the pirate invasion.

Alexandro de la Costa
I will personally punish them all. They have let me escape, so I will only burn them with their puny city. They will not get executed like the count.

 

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Alexandro de la Costa was going over the last minute preparations before he travel to Epirus when he heard a noise and suddenly he realize there was someone in his room ,before he could call for the guards the person fled leaving a letter warning him to stop his appeals against the pirates as well as the petition for punishment for the leaders of the defense of Palermo.once he read the letter he called the guards and had then search the house and the surrounding area but no one was found.also immediately decided to order a reward for information on the identity and location of the intruder as well as doubling the guards and getting on his horse with his escort toward the ship that would take him to Epirus planing on ensuring that the pirates and the leaders of Palermo were punished because he believe they were responsible for the letter.
 

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Johannes and his fleet sailed to Palermo and are now blockading the city.
 

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@alscon Tell your puny king to surrender now. If he doesn't, you will lose your head. And Palermo will be reduced to some smoking bricks.
 

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how dare you threaten the king your fleet is not match for the royal navy



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You mean my 200 ships, 4000 venetian ships, 3000 Turkish ships and a Castillian fishing boat?
 
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((Private letter to Luigi Castelozzi))

My dear Count, I am given to understand you have a certain Johannes van Tiel prisoner in your custody. Rumour is he has become delirious and is shouting about "becoming fire and death" and leading impossible fleets into battle. I have come to the conclusion that he must be possessed by unholy forces. Unfortunately I am unable to make an arduous voyage at my age, but may I offer the services of my nephew, Manuel, he is skilled in exorcism.

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((Private letter to Luigi Castelozzi))

My dear Count, I am given to understand you have a certain Johannes van Tiel prisoner in your custody. Rumour is he has become delirious and is shouting about "becoming fire and death" and leading impossible fleets into battle. I have come to the conclusion that he must be possessed by unholy forces. Unfortunately I am unable to make an arduous voyage at my age, but may I offer the services of my nephew, Manuel, he is skilled in exorcism.

Bishop Sastre

perhaps he just mad i recommend he be sent to a sanitarium with maximum security.

Alexandro de la Costa
 

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You mean my 200 ships, 4000 venetian ships, 3000 Turkish ships and a Castillian fishing boat?

((At first I though your RP was quite amusing, but now you have crossed the threshold of annoyance. Not only it's an absurd amount of ships, but how in the world were you able to get support of the Turks. In year 1468. Mind you that you are a Dutch merchant, or some relative of him, so I assume you are Catholic. Since reformation didn't happen yet. So I ask again how in the world were you able to win the support of Turks. Who live in the Ottoman Empire, which is Sunni. Those who almost conquered Vienna, so they probably don't like Christians. You sir just crossed the line of absurd by few miles))
 

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Carlos sighed. He expected a succession crisis, not...this.
He returned to fencing again.
 

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((At first I though your RP was quite amusing, but now you have crossed the threshold of annoyance. Not only it's an absurd amount of ships, but how in the world were you able to get support of the Turks. In year 1468. Mind you that you are a Dutch merchant, or some relative of him, so I assume you are Catholic. Since reformation didn't happen yet. So I ask again how in the world were you able to win the support of Turks. Who live in the Ottoman Empire, which is Sunni. Those who almost conquered Vienna, so they probably don't like Christians. You sir just crossed the line of absurd by few miles))
((agree at most maybe 50-100 ships at the most.))