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So... Elvis Presley got deified?

Also, nice to see the development of a capital!
Oh, I'm sure he's the local deity of Memphis. I'd assume he's kind of the equivalent of Hercules in the Roman Mediterranean for the denizens of Old America.
Such an interesting universe and continued good writing. Looked like Presley will be in charge soon with Elton's advanced age...
I just realized that I screwed up my chronology. Presley's actually born in 2420, according to the mod, and only takes power at 50. I suppose I'll have to add on another 20 years somewhere. Ah well, I can figure out where. Regardless, Elton actually lives a good long time and Presley will be an adult when he does take over in any case. Thanks for the compliments, though.

Elton giving off big Hank Hill energy here.

This sort of reminds me of the future people in Bill & Ted, all still talking like 80s teenagers. Lovely touch.
Shockingly for a Texan, especially for one who only had to drive for about half an hour to get to Hank Hill-land growing up, I've never seen King of the Hill and honestly, I regret it. Whenever I get access to a TV again, it's going straight onto the recorded list.
I can't claim credit for the juxtaposition of Californianisms and medieval-speak, unfortunately. The mod does quite a lot of it and I'm just copying their good idea.
 
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Hey folks, due to some school stuff heating up, I don't think there will be an update this week, though it's possible I can find time to get one out. I should have one next week for sure if I don't write one in the next couple days. Unfortunately, I'm out of cool ideas for weird teasers, so I'll just put up the next update's recommended listening up early.
 
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