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Thanks for your continued support and comments!

The least I can do, when updating so seldom, is to offer up some opportunities for risque jokes. :)

Time for a small update - never fear, a bigger one is done and ready, but there is the pesky rule about having one to spare, always. ;)
 
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Fleet Carrier Akagi, Flagship of the Pan-Asian Combined Fleet
South China Sea

Wednesday, September 5th, 1940


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Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto stood on the bridge of his flagship, the Akagi watching the sun rise over the South China Sea. The lines of his face were set in a rigid mask which betrayed none of his feelings. His legs slightly apart, his hands clasped behind his back, he was the very image of serenity and single-minded purpose. In fact, he felt nothing of the kind.

In theory the matter was crystal clear – the Empress was in enemy hands, and could have been forced through threats to herself or her children to speak as she did. She could even have been imitated by an extraordinarily gifted voice actress. Nothing of what had been said in that radio address could be accepted at face value. In the absence of solid proof supporting the Empresses extraordinary claims, his allegiance must be with the Emperor. But what if the Empress spoke the truth?

An ensign walked up to the silent Admiral and saluted crisply, extending a typed note. Yamamoto took it and read it carefully. Instantly, all doubt and uncertainty vanished from his mind. The battle he had trained for all his life was about to being, and his fleet, his men needed him. His Emperor needed him.

“The Allied Fleets have begun to enter the Straits of Malacca” he read aloud. “Shore-based observation has identified six aircraft carriers, fourteen battleships and/or battle cruisers, one German pocket battleship, sixty cruisers and upwards of two hundred minor combatants including destroyers, frigates and minesweepers. Entire force sailing on a course south-south-east behind a screen of minesweepers. ETA at Singapore tomorrow at noon.”

A pin falling would have been heard clearly at the bridge. Yamamoto silently performed calculations involving time and speed. Finally he made up his mind.

‘Send the following message to Saigon;’ he ordered. ‘Climb the Mountain Nitaka!’

This was the code phrase to begin embarking troops onto the flotilla of transports assembled at the port of Saigon. This would initiate the first stage of Yamamoto’s plan to destroy the Allied Battle Fleet – the feint of an amphibious invasion of the Malayan peninsula.

The bridge exploded in cheering as the officers and enlisted men rose from their stations, throwing up their arms to blood-curling screams of “Banzai!”

Yamamoto looked on with approval. There was no hint of low morale, despite the crushing superiority of the western enemy. If spirits alone could have won battles, he wouldn’t worry. Unfortunately, there was still the trifle matter of numbers; of ships, planes, guns and bombs. Six obsolescent battleships could not hope to defeat fourteen newer ones, some of which were brand new, state-of-the-art. But soon there would be an answer to the question whether capital ships at sea could be sunk by air power alone. On the answer to that question depended the fate of the Pan-Asian Empire.​
 
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A pity that Yamamoto seems to be fated to be destroyed...

PS: Is it me, or the Akagi sometimes looks like a steampunk creation?
 

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The Yogi said:
But soon there would be an answer to the question weather capital ships at sea could be sunk by air power alone. On the answer to that question depended the fate of the Pan-Asian Empire. [/INDENT][/INDENT]

I think most of us knows the answer to that question. It seems the great age of battleships will end with a spectacular defeat of Old Europe's great Armada...

The Empress radio broadcast might however, be more important to Pan-Asias future than the probable victory in the upcoming battle. The seeds of distrust have been sown.
 

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The Akagi did look like that, it was a converted battlecruiser if I remember correctly.

And my hopes go out to Yamamoto, may he live to see his Empress safe again back in Tokyo.
 

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Holy crap, that's a huge fleet.

And a huge target for whatever devilry Fu has cooked up...
 

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A pity that Yamamoto seems to be fated to be destroyed...

PS: Is it me, or the Akagi sometimes looks like a steampunk creation?

Somehow I see our pulp protagonists averting the showdown at the last second.
 

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Rupat Island, off the coast of Sumatra
Dutch East Indies, Kingdom of the Netherlands

Thursday, September 6th, 1940


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The entrance to Dr No’s secret facility was barred by a massive steel door. Only a small bunker-like concrete structure protruded from the ground, and painted in a green camouflage pattern, in the dense Sumatran jungle it was hardly visible a few dozen metres away, even in daylight. In the first hours of dawn, the jungle covered in a misty twillight, it was neigh near invisible. Two Pan-Asian soldiers stood guard outside, looking bored. There were gun ports along the wall on both sides of the door, hiding the machine guns inside from view.

Four Pan-Asian soldiers appeared in the jungle. Between them, a prisoner walked, his hands held on the back of his head in the universal posture of the prisoner. He was undoubtedly European, and his soggy and mud-splotched Navy blue suit didn’t quite hide his somewhat portly frame. It was Sir Dennis Nayland Smith.

‘You got one!’ one of the door guards shouted happily in Mandarin, a language Nayland Smith knew well. One of the soldiers escorting him merely grumbled in response, never looking up under the rim of his helmet. The muzzles of their submachine guns never wavered from the Secret Service officer’s back. One of the guards knocked insistently on the steel door.

‘Hey, open up! They got one of them!’

The prisoner and his escorts had almost reached the guards. Only then did the one not busy with having the door opened realise something was wrong; the approaching soldiers were too tall, their uniforms ill-fitting, too small. The skin showing, although dirty with mud, was clearly pinkish rather than ochre. He opened his mouth to scream an alarm.

Nayland Smith’s hands whirled up from behind his head, already holding a silenced Walther PPK pistol. There was a loud pop, and the Pan-Asian crumpled. His partner whirled from the half-open door. Another pop, and he too collapsed like a rag doll. Without pause or hesitation, Nayland Smith stepped through the door. Another Pan-Asian stood inside, trying to raise his submachine gun and searching desperately for the safety catch. The Englishman sent a bullet through his brain just as he succeeded.

While Nayland Smith dispatched the guards, the soldiers – in reality Dutch seamen in disguise – jumped forward and tossed captured hand grenades through the gun ports. Sharp detonations were followed by blood-curling screams as a hundred Dutch mariners surged out of the jungle, wielding a diverse array of captured Pan-Asian weaponry. Nayland Smith picked up the weapon of the last man he had shot – a Type 77 Zhuge SMG (basically a straight copy of the Schmeisser MP-28/II SMG produced in Tsingtao for the Pan-Asian army) and led the way into the bunker.

****​

The battle for the bunker was as short as it was bloody. With the compliment of Malay pirates away with Sandokan on the submarine, and the majority of the Imperial Guard soldiers sent out with the search parties, Nayland Smith and his company of shipwrecks quickly overwhelmed the defenders. None of the Pan-Asian soldiers surrendered – all fought to the death, which was soon coming. Not so the civilian experts, engineers and technicians mostly, who raised their arms at the first sight of the Dutch seamen.

The greying English spy stood in the command centre as his men roughly dragged two prisoners before him. Both were clearly of mixed Chinese-European stock and in their thirties. The man was half-dressed, bare-footed and wearing the jacket of his pearl grey Chinese suit unbuttoned over his naked torso. The woman had only a bed sheet wrapped around her in the fashion of a short dress. The young mariners ogled her shamelessly, but she seemed in good spirits none the less.

‘We caught him in one of the control rooms!’ one of the sailors explained in broken English. ‘And her napping in bed.’

‘That much is obvious’, Nayland Smith observed dryly.

‘I’m Dr Julius No, commander of this facility!’ the male prisoner introduced himself. The Englishman ignored him and arched an inquisitive eyebrow at Fah Lo Suee.

‘You took your own good time getting here Dennis,’ she replied to the unvoiced question, ‘but it’s good to see you nonetheless!’ she smiled.

He didn’t return the smile. ‘Literally in bed with the enemy, Fah. Why am I not surprised?’

Fah Lo Suee shrugged. ‘What can I say? They caught us. I was going to be summarily executed or worse, sent back to father. What else could I do than use what means of persuasion nature has provided me with?’

Nayland Smith’s blue eyes bore into hers, daring her to try to use her hypnotic powers on him.

‘And Bond? Where is James?’

Fah frowned sadly and shook her head.

‘What happened!?’ Nayland Smith cried.

Miffed by the fact he had been ignored, Dr No gave a short, vindictive laugh. ‘You’ll never see your agent again, Englishman! I sent him off in a submarine, with instructions to the captain to shoot him out a torpedo tube. After putting bullet through his head, that is.’

Whatever response Nayland Smith made was drowned by the insistent scream of a siren. Fah Lo Suee went suddenly very pale and watched Dr No with horrified eyes.

‘Julius! What have you done, you idiot?!’ she wailed.

‘I’ve just reproduced Bond’s little stunt, and removed all the damper rods from the reactor core!’ he replied looking thoroughly out of his mind. ‘But I improved on it, and sabotaged the controls afterwards!’ He began to laugh hysterically.

One look at the imprisoned technicians told Nayland Smith that whatever No had done was beyond serious. They all looked ready to faint.

Fah cursed and delivered a savage knee kick to No’s groin. The treasurer of the Si-Fan doubled over, screaming in pain.

‘Dennis! We need to get out of here, now!’ she shouted.

‘But this facility will have to be examined by our scientists!’ he objected. ‘We must try to fix…’

‘No, you idiot!’ she cut-him off. ‘We’re all going to die! In a few minutes, this place will go up like the Krakatoa!’

That got the attention of the seamen all right. They regarded Nayland Smith with uncertain, scared eyes.

‘And just escaping the explosion won’t be enough!’ Fah added. ‘This facility runs on a pile fuelled by enriched uranium! Once the reactor core is breached, the radiation alone will kill anyone too close by!’

‘Sir, maybe…’

‘All right, all right!’ the old spymaster thundered in frustration. ‘Evacuate! Run, run for the exits!’

****​

It couldn’t have been much more than ten minutes later, but it seemed to Nayland Smith he had run through the jungle for hours without pause. Suddenly there was a short flash of light behind, like a strike of lightning, followed within a few heartbeats by an impossibly loud detonation and a shock wave strong enough to topple some tall trees. The Englishmen felt as if a giant sledgehammer smashed into his back and sent him flying.

He landed not far from Fah Lo Suee, the wind knocked out from him but essentially unhurt. Next to him, the Lady of the Si-Fan picked herself up from a puddle of water and mud and half-heartedly tried to swipe the muck off her perfect face. Suddenly she broke out in hysterical giggling which quickly turned into heart-rending sobs.

Covered in mud and with a sodden bed sheet clinging precariously to her otherwise naked body, Nayland Smith had never seen her more alluring. He just couldn’t help himself – before he could even consider his course of action, he was holding her.

‘There, there…’ said, feeling clumsy. ‘We’re all OK, and most importantly, the way is free for the fleet. That infernal ray gun will not decimate it as it passes through the straits!’

Her sobs subsided somewhat and she clung to him. ‘That was never their plan. They were going to let the fleet pass. They expect to win without it, don’t ask me why. The ray gun was just for closing the route of escape for the survivors!’

Nayland Smith frowned. ‘That IS good info. I must let Admiral Layton know immediately. Well done!’

He bowed his head to kiss her forehead. It was intended to be for comfort, in all friendliness, but Fah Lo Suee looked up and met his lips with hers.

Her kiss, soft and desperate at the same time, swiftly transformed the friendly gesture into something else entirely. Feeling his mind spin and control slip, Nayland Smith couldn’t tell, and didn’t care, if his soul was soaring towards heaven or hurtling into the pit of Hell.​
 
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Nayland, your silly sod, you're going to be fooled again by the same old trick...:D
 

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He didn’t return the smile. ‘Literary in bed with the enemy, Fah. Why am I not surprised?’
I'm not sure what they were doing can be classed as literature, maybe she was writing his biography?

(Sorry, couldn't help it)
 

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Cool to see the aged Nayland Smith act in such a 'Bond-like' manner. Very grim and determined with the silenced Walther PPK. The attack on No's stronghold had the feeling of the classic 007 assault with allies to save the day. Great stuff. :cool:
 

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I'm not sure what they were doing can be classed as literature, maybe she was writing his biography?

(Sorry, couldn't help it)

Are you perhaps an English teacher by trade, Kanitatlan? :)
 

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I'm not sure what they were doing can be classed as literature, maybe she was writing his biography?

(Sorry, couldn't help it)

Are you perhaps an English teacher by trade, Kanitatlan? :)

I've been a quite eager literature student all, but I swear that, had my teacher been Fah Lo Sue, I've been even more eager, by my throat!
 

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– a Type 77 Zhuge SMG (basically a straight copy of the Schmeisser MP-28/II SMG produced in Tsingtao for the Pan-Asian army) and led the way into the bunker.

Where did you get the name for the gun? The Chinese named their guns by the year of manufacture, but they counted from the 1911 revolution, so it should be something like T-29. (They still do this on official documents in Taiwan, my rent contract was signed in year 98.)
 

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Where did you get the name for the gun? The Chinese named their guns by the year of manufacture, but they counted from the 1911 revolution, so it should be something like T-29. (They still do this on official documents in Taiwan, my rent contract was signed in year 98.)

Hmmm... there should be some sort of price for figuring this out methinks. Suffice to say that I have researched this somewhat... ;) And that Fu MANCHU is unlikely to adopt a calendar based on the overthrow of his dynasty. ;)

I guess no one wants a cameo any more? :D
 

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I love cameos in all forms =P

But once again, good show with the update...and I don't know if I would like to be in Naylands shoes or not in that situation...

But wait...did Dr. No survive?
 

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Hmmm... there should be some sort of price for figuring this out methinks. Suffice to say that I have researched this somewhat... ;) And that Fu MANCHU is unlikely to adopt a calendar based on the overthrow of his dynasty. ;)

I guess no one wants a cameo any more? :D

The "zhuge" refers to 诸葛亮 zhuge liang the famed Three Kingdoms era strategist. It also is fitting to name an SMG after the Zhugenu, the Chinese repeating crossbow. (the bow actually predates the man but it bears his name.)

The year could be one thing but it doesn't fit the time period. 1939 would be 277 years after the official founding of the Qing dynasty. But they wouldn't number the year from the beginning of the dynasty. They would number it from the beginning of the emperor's reign.

Fu Manchu has only been officially the emperor since he took power in 1939. 1940 is year 1 of the Fu Manchu Era. For it to be year 77 in Chinese culture, it would have to be in the 77th year of the individual emperor's reign. Neither Pu Yi or Hirohito are old enough for that to be true. While Fu Manchu is definitely old enough, (or even too old) he wouldn't try to retroactively change the calendar. 1861-1875 would have been years 1-14 of the Tongzhi era. 1875-1908 are years 1-33 of the Guangxu era. 1908-1939 would be years 1-31 of the Xuantong era.

The only event of any significance that happened 77 years ago was the end of the Taiping rebellion. Somehow, I don't see Fu Manchu uprooting the entire calendar system to commemorate a failed rebellion.
 

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Are you perhaps an English teacher by trade, Kanitatlan? :)
I'm afraid not, my speciality is exotic mathematics and computer theory (not rocket science).

Hmmm... there should be some sort of price for figuring this out methinks.

Well I know who Zhuge Liang was and his association with repeating crossbows so it is quite sensible to have a SMG named after him. The 77 is a bit of a puzzle and I can't see an alternative date link working. The only thing that comes to mind is that 7.7mm is a popular Japanese caliber - still not very helpful.

edit: and that's what happens when you get dragged away to do something else for an hour in the middle of writing a post.
 

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The "zhuge" refers to 诸葛亮 zhuge liang the famed Three Kingdoms era strategist. It also is fitting to name an SMG after the Zhugenu, the Chinese repeating crossbow. (the bow actually predates the man but it bears his name.)

The year could be one thing but it doesn't fit the time period. 1939 would be 277 years after the official founding of the Qing dynasty. But they wouldn't number the year from the beginning of the dynasty. They would number it from the beginning of the emperor's reign.

Fu Manchu has only been officially the emperor since he took power in 1939. 1940 is year 1 of the Fu Manchu Era. For it to be year 77 in Chinese culture, it would have to be in the 77th year of the individual emperor's reign. Neither Pu Yi or Hirohito are old enough for that to be true. While Fu Manchu is definitely old enough, (or even too old) he wouldn't try to retroactively change the calendar. 1861-1875 would have been years 1-14 of the Tongzhi era. 1875-1908 are years 1-33 of the Guangxu era. 1908-1939 would be years 1-31 of the Xuantong era.

The only event of any significance that happened 77 years ago was the end of the Taiping rebellion. Somehow, I don't see Fu Manchu uprooting the entire calendar system to commemorate a failed rebellion.

You win the cigar, not only for guessing correctly the origin of the "Zhuge" name (it is indeed named after the automatic crossbow), but because you correctly pointed out a the origin of the number 77, namely the founding of the Qing or Manchu dynasty (and who was the founder? ;)) The reason the number is not 277 is the same way much western military equipment is numbered only after the last two digits of the year it was issued, ie MP40, Gewehr 98 etc.

As for uprooting the calendar system, Fu Manchu is in many ways a tradionalist - but he's also a reformer, and has chosen to do away with regnal year numbering and use a continous numbering system. But in a way, known only to himself, it is still a regnal system, counting the years from his first accension to the throne of China.

Alternatively, the traditional continous year system of China would number the year 1940 AD as either 4577 (counted after the institution of the calendar of Shi Huang Di), or 4637 (counted from the beginning of his reign). Obviously, this correspondence of the two last digits appeals to Fu.

And how in the name of sanity (to paraphrase Holmes) am I supposed to include a "Porkman" in this story? That's something to think about!

EDIT: How about a Fu Manchu fortune cookie instead? :)
 
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Rip off Porkins' death from A New Hope, change the setting to the Pacific instead of space, change the pilots name to Porkman.

Or make him a pig farmer; owner of Porkman industries?
:)