Dearest Duchess de Benin,
I concur that it is a futile gesture to object to the Socialist ravings of one woman. It is only through concerted and collective action, not through the righteous fury of one man that we shall expel Marxist heresies from our lands.
I would not, however, agree that the two cultures are very similar. Though we are both of the finest racial stock, the Flemish language is an uncouth Germanic tongue, while Walloon French is a most noble subvariety of Latin. Flemings are the descendants of Germanic barbarians! We Walloons, on the other hand, are the grandchildren of Greece.
Oh glorious Duchess, please do not be personally insulted by my righteous and candid speech. As a Frenchwoman you, most highly favoured lady, are a shining example of civilization. I deeply regret, therefore, that your children will one day be forcibly subjected to the base inflections of Flemish.
However, for you, delicately shimmering flower, I shall refrain from further elucidating the good Walloons of Belgium at this present time.
~The Viscount
"My military service was punctuated by eleven duels. Let us just say that I was bringing my fusil to an occasion des poignards."
I concur that it is a futile gesture to object to the Socialist ravings of one woman. It is only through concerted and collective action, not through the righteous fury of one man that we shall expel Marxist heresies from our lands.
I would not, however, agree that the two cultures are very similar. Though we are both of the finest racial stock, the Flemish language is an uncouth Germanic tongue, while Walloon French is a most noble subvariety of Latin. Flemings are the descendants of Germanic barbarians! We Walloons, on the other hand, are the grandchildren of Greece.
Oh glorious Duchess, please do not be personally insulted by my righteous and candid speech. As a Frenchwoman you, most highly favoured lady, are a shining example of civilization. I deeply regret, therefore, that your children will one day be forcibly subjected to the base inflections of Flemish.
However, for you, delicately shimmering flower, I shall refrain from further elucidating the good Walloons of Belgium at this present time.
~The Viscount
"My military service was punctuated by eleven duels. Let us just say that I was bringing my fusil to an occasion des poignards."