So I decided to play first time WITHOUT youtube guides
Soo many things to do, not enough time.
Decided on 2 crowns as it offered chance to get some extra land and army exp. Got myself monarch, I am no longer democracy, why I am getting these stupid partisan popups? OMFG!!!! I am no longer democracy, so I am not allowed to use local autonomy policy. So it switched automatically to FREAKING NO GARRISONS!!!
PARADOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Switched back, quelled unrest, Europe explodes into war. I stay in the back eating popcorn - ha ha, look at these losers

. Hitler takes Bel, HOL, Lux, poor Poland falls - I am planning to back stab him when Barbarossa starts (BTW I have like 40 divisions :/). Then during random clicks around monitor I notice that Germany is finishing War with France focus........................................................................
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And I still have Victors of the great war
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3 days after I manage to redeploy my armies Germany DOWs me
+ I managed to hold longer than historical France (4 months)
- Wehrmacht turned my divisions into kebab
