"Doing an AAR Irish Drinking Song"

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Ok, I am unsure how many people here have ever seen the US show "Whose Line is it Anyway? with Drew Carey, Ryan Stiles, Colin Mockrie and Wayne Brady. I am going to "borrow"(not steal, cause that is wrong ) the idea, and if people want to join in the fun, feel free. Just try to follow my lead.

Here goes:

Ohhhhhhhhhhh
Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay

I tried to do an AAR once
Took a long time
Got my ass whupped by revolts
Hey, what's my crime?
After a long hard game
I ruled the world
Every province was one colour,
Hey lookit the squirrel

Ohhhh
Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay

I had many failures
and some victories
Beat up the Russians
As my ass freezed
Got some bad breaks, that's just my luck
Lost Austria to revolt
Hey, lookit the duck!

Ohhhh
Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay

I try to come up with ways
To elicit a friendly post,
from the many readers
Oops I burned my toast,
I just sat in front of the screen
for 24 hours
My Girlfriend thanks God,
for my daily showers!

Ohhhh
Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay

To do an AAR, you see,
you must sacrifice
time with your friends
and anything nice
But it is worth it,
more than a new car,
to see people have responded
to your AAR

Ohhhhhhh
Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ayyyy Diiii Ayyyyy Diiiiii Ayyyyyyyyyy!


Ok, i admit, i have gone mad from doing my AAR. But join in the fun if you want. You needn't do a full thing like em, even just a line or two. Whatever.
Cheers!

 

[Vulture]

LOL... Didn't want to add something...Just wanted to say ROFL LMAO... You excell at these songs, why don't you do it for a living

 

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Don't know this one. Know "Whiskey in the jar" though.

 

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Vulture, I just watch way too much tv.

and if you wanna join in, go ahead. Do one verse if you don't feel comfortable. It'll be a blast, i am sure

 

[Warspite]

Very cute

 

[Brad1]

world's worst AAR.

"Poland-Lithunia" by: Mad Uncle Vlad

 

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lol, will no one give me another chorus for this? Will i have to do another? Very well.
Ohhhh
Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay

Started a new AAR,
what a mistake,
Chose to play Hessen
What am i to make
of all these bankruptcies,
i think i'm gonna choke,
inflation of 500%
and I am broke

Ohhhh
Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay



see, nice and easy. You can do just a line or two(and if you really want to, the next poster has to make rhyme with the last one. For example:


I post :


" Started off with high hopes,
But now i am screwed..."

to which the next person could respond:

"Got Turkey overrunning me,
Austria too"

and the next would make up another line, so that it would continue forever and ever and ever.
Just a bit of silliness, is all.

 

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Oooooooooooh, ay di ay di ay di ay di ay di ay di ay!
I played a game as Scotland,
my bagpipe, it was small,
I had many enemies,
but then I 'kilt' them all!

I politically annexed Eire,
and kicked out Spain and France,
I now rule both those islands, and
I call them Great Scot!-Land!

 

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That's what I'm talking bout! Very easy! Now we going somewhere. It can be about playin EU, playing Eu and doing an AAR, or whatever.
Now, let's see if we don't have some more minstrels out there?

 

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I did a Milan AAR,
And it was very dark,
sometimes I even scare myself,
but this one hit the mark,

I bet no-one will read it,
It's horrid anyway,
I annexed 3 countries,
Milan is here to stay!

 

[Bearnie]

I'd just start an AAR
but you're not very keen
some want to put me behind ba-ars
but I already have there been

Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay

Nobody understand
how lousy I do feel
if I this bars could bend
I almost could feel free

Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay

My conquests goes bad
the bad boy I am called
sometimes I feel so sad
I hit the monitor to shards

Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay

You may call me depressive
but trust me I am not
because I am taking my medicin
and I do take a lot

Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay

 

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Whoo hoo pass another pint

Ohhhh
Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay di, Ay Di Ay Di Ay

I started an AAR
as the Haudenosaunee
Thought I was doing good
But no diplomacy
So when the French came,
Burned all my Tps,
I screamed at my Computer
"Damn you Frenchies!"

Ohhhh
Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay di, Ay Di Ay Di Ay

I had most of America,
from Sea to Sea
Doing pretty good
as the Haudenosaunee,
but when you cannot
Declare war
The ARR gets silly,
A real bore

Ohhhh
Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay di, Ay Di Ay Di Ay

Took out the Aztecs,
without much fuss
Running over their provinces
But then i began to cuss
The stinking Aztecs, they will not give up
Until I killed them all,
Using the magic Cup

Ohhhh
Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay di, Ay Di Ay Di Ay

Those silly Spainiards, they were mighty pissed
Seeing all that land
That they had missed
Not having any holdings
in North America
Thats what happens
when you mess with the Haudenosaunee,
I just laughed out loud
Ha Ha Ha Hee Hee!

Ohhhh
Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay di, Ay Di Ay Di Ay


[sorry, couldn't resist bumping the post up ]

 

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Ooooooooh, ay di ay di ay di ay di ay di ay di dy..
I insulted England,
just the other day,
I looked him in the eye,
and told him he was gay,

Then I looked around me,
and ran for the stairs,
because he was so feminine,
and he had no heirs!

Oh, ay di ay di ay di ay di ay di ay di dy,

I went back to Eire,
I told them what I'd seen,
They all laughed in my face,
"I see you've met the Queen"

I think I need a new home,
Far away from here,
But I kinda like the luck,
and cannot leave the beer!

Oh ay di ay di ay di ay di aaaay diiiiii aaaaay diiiii dyyyyyyy....

 

[Carolus Rex]

Me thinks we have some songs here that could qualify for the Schlagers. At least as German ones. (stefan raab comes to mind )

 

[Salik]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh
Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay
I started a game as Denmark
And you will have to see
That Denmarks Kalmarunion
It was ment to be.

Oh
Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay
When thirty years had passed away
The swedish lands were mine
`Cause this darned nationalitay
It only lasts for three decades

Oh
Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay
And when this mighty fine job was done
I wanted northern germany
'Cause outside Scandinavia i had none
And with Holstein started a vasaly

Oh
Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay
And when these next ten years had passed
I could annex old Holstein
But ol'e Pommerania was my vasal
And Hanseatic league was i vein (as they say in Jutland)

Oh
Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay
So their Teutonic allies received a DoW
And soon the Hansa was annexed
And Pommerania was very soon danish land, "sow"
Now I had lot of space

Oh
Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay
But Yorkshires danes were still opressed
Only now by scottish rule
'Cause England was allmost annexed
And the bloody Scotish king wouldn't be my guest.

Oh
Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay
Yes, Scotland refused tu be vassals
So I couldn't proceed the plan
To rule in brittish lands
And rescue the opressed danes.

Oh
Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay Di Ay
And I can't tell you anything more
Untill I can proceed with the game
But I have this thing to say
That Denmark will proceed their expand

 

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~Ooooh, ay di ay di ay di dy di dy di dy di dy,
I did another AAR,
'cuz my save went bad,
I played it as Ryazan,
the result was really sad,

So I tried again,
And I got Tambow,
Then I took the Golden Horde,
And told 'em where to go,

Oh ay di ay di ay di dy di dy di dy di dy,

I wrote it like a history book,
or so the people say,
But I didn't really care,
kept writing anyway,

now I'm in deep trouble,
P-L just declared war,
I don't know if I'll be
writing AAR's no more!

 

[Brad1]

Ooooh, ay di ay di ay di dy di dy di dy di dy,
I am tring to play,
A multi-player game,
it crashes all the time,
and gets to be lame,

So then i am mad ,
Oh i am going to hurl,
well tha's what you get,
when your computur's a squiril,

Oh ay di ay di ay di dy di dy di dy di dy,

I am having fun,
On another game,
I have annex P-L in 1501,
I don't know how to add in fame,

Well I play'n as Russia,
I think a AAR I will do,
Because who else Has conquered,
The world in 1492,

Ohhh... ay di ay di ay di dy di dyyy diii dyyy diii dyyyyyyy,

(most of that is true)

 

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Nice one Brad! You earned the right to pay for the next round! Bartender!

 

[Brad1]

well I admit that my computer is not a squirel, although I am playing a game as Russia and have annexed P-L in 1504. And i think that I will go for world domination.

 

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I'd rather play a minor country with a set goal.. Like Venice or Papal States, Unite Italy, or my Ryazan's Survive and once it did Unite the Orthodox Christians.