Hilarity is about to ensue... From over there...
Does they now, stay tuned and find out if it's possible or not.
Now what would a Finland with superiority complex do in a situation like this? I'm sure they would attack Sweden, now wouldn't they? It's just too bad Finland doesnt have enough pennies to cancel that wretched non-aggression pact they have with dear old Svensson. What a pity really, i'm sure that the 22 IC and Swedish tech teams would make for a really nice appetizer. Not to mention the manpower they must have. And only 3 divisions and a piece of paper is preventng this all.. What a shame, what a shame..
It really is unfortunate that Finl... Oh wait, what's this? Could it be??? Is it really?
YES! It seems that the Swedish parliament has manned up a little. They are saying "Let those pussy Finn barbarians come, we handled them in the middle ages, we can handle them now! In fact, we're not going to make more than those 3 divisions, to hell with that! We'll defeat finland with our magnificent 3 divisions, and we will make them all eat rotten fish when we win, because we like it and it's good and they dont like it!"
Sure they handled the Finns when they only had sticks and stones, but now they have rifles and a tank! A whole tank! The Swedes only have warships, what are they going to do with those...? Drive to the coast and sink them in an ultimate act of defiance, fart in our direction like the french...? Or or, maybe they'll drive them to our coast so that they'll get stuck in some shallow, while the finnish coastal defence guns smash them to pieces? Yes, that must be exactly it.
A while later.....
Swedish government on the Finnish declaration of war:
Swedish Border guards on the incoming 14 Finnish infantry divisions:
"Hejssan! Vad are you doing here pojkar?"
Mannerheim: "Oh us? Nothing... We're bringing presents to your king... See that HQ truck over there, it's full of toys 'n shit. Honist!"
Border guards: "Gå right ahead"
Mannerheim: "Cheers." *Bang*
Hitler on the declaration: "DONNERWETTER! Zis is intolerable! Ve vill krush you filthy Finns!
The French on Hitler: We faart on you général diréxion!
The Brits on the French: "Bout that time eh, chaps?" "Right-o!"
Mannerheim on the Brits and the French: "Yo, mind if we hang out wit you guys?"
The French on Mannerheim's proposal: "Naturalment!" (I knows no French languages!)
The Brits: "Jolly good idea lads! Let's sit down and have some tea."
Some weeks later....
The Spanish on the Spanish: "Ay caramba! Youfakelections andnowiwillkillyou!"
(Basically the Spanish are now going apeshit on each other. What a great example they are making.)
Does they now, stay tuned and find out if it's possible or not.
Now what would a Finland with superiority complex do in a situation like this? I'm sure they would attack Sweden, now wouldn't they? It's just too bad Finland doesnt have enough pennies to cancel that wretched non-aggression pact they have with dear old Svensson. What a pity really, i'm sure that the 22 IC and Swedish tech teams would make for a really nice appetizer. Not to mention the manpower they must have. And only 3 divisions and a piece of paper is preventng this all.. What a shame, what a shame..
It really is unfortunate that Finl... Oh wait, what's this? Could it be??? Is it really?
YES! It seems that the Swedish parliament has manned up a little. They are saying "Let those pussy Finn barbarians come, we handled them in the middle ages, we can handle them now! In fact, we're not going to make more than those 3 divisions, to hell with that! We'll defeat finland with our magnificent 3 divisions, and we will make them all eat rotten fish when we win, because we like it and it's good and they dont like it!"
Sure they handled the Finns when they only had sticks and stones, but now they have rifles and a tank! A whole tank! The Swedes only have warships, what are they going to do with those...? Drive to the coast and sink them in an ultimate act of defiance, fart in our direction like the french...? Or or, maybe they'll drive them to our coast so that they'll get stuck in some shallow, while the finnish coastal defence guns smash them to pieces? Yes, that must be exactly it.
A while later.....
Swedish government on the Finnish declaration of war:
Swedish Border guards on the incoming 14 Finnish infantry divisions:
"Hejssan! Vad are you doing here pojkar?"
Mannerheim: "Oh us? Nothing... We're bringing presents to your king... See that HQ truck over there, it's full of toys 'n shit. Honist!"
Border guards: "Gå right ahead"
Mannerheim: "Cheers." *Bang*
Hitler on the declaration: "DONNERWETTER! Zis is intolerable! Ve vill krush you filthy Finns!
The French on Hitler: We faart on you général diréxion!
The Brits on the French: "Bout that time eh, chaps?" "Right-o!"
Mannerheim on the Brits and the French: "Yo, mind if we hang out wit you guys?"
The French on Mannerheim's proposal: "Naturalment!" (I knows no French languages!)
The Brits: "Jolly good idea lads! Let's sit down and have some tea."
Some weeks later....
The Spanish on the Spanish: "Ay caramba! Youfakelections andnowiwillkillyou!"
(Basically the Spanish are now going apeshit on each other. What a great example they are making.)
