Dev's Play Crusader Kings 2 Charlemagne - Every Tuesday at 15:30cest

[Goosecreature]

Now if we could just teach Groogy to speak Swedish...

 

[Groogy]

I think you will never make that Dane into a Swede.

The question is rather, why would I ever want to be?

 

[Groogy]

Are we going off-topic?

Naah this pleases me

 

[Groogy]

Just wait until he has a kid and then repeatedly request to assign a Swedish tutor to the child

They already tryin that with me

 

[Groogy]

Groogy need not hold no man or women hostage, as actually has full mechanics for every religion in game. He simply does not allow us the true glory of CK2, as he knows that us mortals can not handle the perfection which is his birthright. I'm pretty sure it is in the bible;

"Blessed is the Groogy, for he shall inherit the earth." Matthew 5:5

You've put me in a difficult position, what quote to keep from you, the current one or:
"Blessed is the Groogy, for he shall inherit the earth." Matthew 5:5 - Enlil

 

[Groogy]

Yes, I believe you are correct. But what should the required holdings be, then?

Skåneland -> Halland, Blekinge, Bornholm and Skåne

 

[Groogy]

Anyway, will the game go ahead as normal today?

We want to do another stability test today before we actually go live, however it is at the moment looking really good and promising so we'll see after today if there is a stream next week. But no promises.
I'll try and remember to take a few screenshots to re-compensate you guys

 

[Groogy]

Sooo... I was going to show you some great things but this started quite badly for me....

 

[Groogy]

Clearly you are making it too easy for yourself with that few wars. Need couple of more.

It also seems some player have changed their places or lost them or new ones have enrolled since I can see someone playing in Ghana there

Nah since its Stability test everybody goes wild, which is why you see Arstotzka there

 

[Groogy]

I was hoping that you added about 20 new prowinces in West Africa, thus making it a more interesting place to play in.

Lol no, this isn't Art of War, wrong forum

 

[Groogy]

So Goosecreature went and assasinated the entire family of r_lazer, Wiz new minion. Wiz did not appreciate this and killed Goosecreature's family and laughed maniacally as he performed his evil deeds of exploding manure and throwing his children down a tower

 

[Groogy]

So is this happening tomorrow? If so can we see how this new title creator works?

Hopefully I finally get to fulfill my dream.....



All hail Zun! The Bringer of Justice and the one true god!

 

[Groogy]

So you have actually formed a Norse empire stretching from Novgorod to Afghanistan or did you spend elite team of raiders to Caspian sea with following mission statement:

"Disembark in Gurgan and joyrney to Afghanistan. Bring me a sun worshiping concubine of good breeding. Failing that, bring me any old hag, provided she can teach me how to praise the sun".

And now Groogy's ruler is married to a 70-year old Afghan courtier....

Nah from our tests no progress was saved, so when we went really going you guys wouldn't have missed out on anything

 

[Groogy]

This means Groogy is the god Zun, and which he is now named Groogy-dātbar, or Groogy the Justice Bringer.

Yes my child, I have returned.

 

[Groogy]

/speculation

All the experienced/talented devs, and the whole PR staff except one intern, have been moved to EU IV. :sob:

Did you just call me an intern?

 

[JohanLerstrom]

/speculation

All the experienced/talented devs, and the whole PR staff except one intern, have been moved to EU IV. :sob:

This explains everything!

 

[Groogy]

Groogy's surprise appearance at the end of the stream made my day

Many thanks, Groogy, appreciate your tireless efforts to improve the MP stability!

Never yield, never surrender. Fight to the end against the OOS!

 

[Groogy]

What is the corwn over the player's portrait

If you refer to the crown in the search windows (like marriage and such) it shows what claims this person holds.

 

[Servancour]

I think he was referring to the crown in the top left corner of the screen...

That would be the Observer button for unselecting any character you may have selected.

 

[Groogy]

Some pictures from last game which took place during the release of Charlemagne.

The Umayyad Empire invades Toulouse(Poor Meab got subjugated by the Andalusians), so the Pope declares a crusade for taking back the Kingdom of Aquitaine In the mean time I create the Kingdom of Illmen!


Also I happen to marry into this family without realizing what Chandika named her children...