KHANDESH THE BEWILDERINGLY SUCCESSFUL
CHAPTER 3 - KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR FAMILY CLOSER
(1452-1454)
The war has been continuing at the same slow pace, siege work remaining the main area of action. Taking a reprieve from occupyi-uh, freeing my fellow Faruqi's lands, I gallantly crush some rebel bands in order to maintain the ruse for this war. That is to say, I gallantly crush some rebel bands in order to continue aiding my fellow family member.
I am thus left incredulous when my dear beloved relation of some sort launches an unprovoked attack upon my unit mere months later.
I could have sworn I heard 'Mirza yelling repeated obscenities in my direction during the battle. As I am here only to help him I find this behaviour very strange. Clearly this has to be some kind of misunderstanding.
Nonetheless I hurriedly retreat, not wishing to further antagonise 'Mirza by crushing his army as I surely would do. Whilst retreating I send for Hemant, clearly it is time to now end this war-uhm, this aid mission. It seems poor 'Mirza has had his wits addled by the stress of fighting the rebels for so long, this the only explanation I can posit for his having suddenly turned on me as he has without any provocation.
Hemant is surprised by my sudden wish to exit the war, pointing out that the Timurid lands are still teeming with rebels. Regardless, I am ready to leave, I have helped 'Mirza as best I can and I am now ready to help him further by lessening the burden upon his rule by taking some of his lands. It is for his own good of course.
It is then with great annoyance that I am warned by Hemant I need prolong the war for a few months yet if I wish to take the four provinces I have my eye on. This is very vexing as dallying within the Timurid land will give 'Mirza time to crush my forces. Not that he should, as we are allies, but a man with such unnecessary punctuation in his name is not to be trusted.
Therefore it is with regret that I continue the war. I could of course take no provinces from 'Mirza, or simply ask for two. However I feel that I owe it to him to take as many provinces as possible, so as to lessen the risk of further rebellions within his land as much as I can.
I am left both worried and surprised the following month after a startling report reaches me stating that Hindu zealots have gained control of Lucknow, the province clearly having run out of luck.
[Apologies, that truly was awful even by my abysmally low standards!]
Being told that Hinduism has gained control of the province makes me question whether or not I am following the right faith. For this small group of rebels to have gained control of a province within the mightiest nation in the world, their religion must hold great power. Indeed, Hinduism is speaking to me like nothing else before. It is to Hinduism I should turn! I now know what must be done...
Ia! Shub-Niggura- *thunk*
I regain consciousness hours later. Apparently during my moment of epiphany a rock was thrown from the battlements of the Timurid town we are busy besieging at present, knocking me out. Thankfully there is no lasting damage done, a fact all of my advisors seem inordinately happy about, crying as they are upon being told of my survival. Tears of joy, clearly. Hinduism too has lost its appeal now that I have concussion. Oh well.
[Apologies, this is an in-joke and I have attempted to avoid making them throughout this AAR. However I really could not resist making reference to this infamous line from Iain's AAR. For the very few who have not yet read Iain's excellent AAR, this will require some explanation, thus please click
here to have everything revealed.]
During my period of unconciousness I apparently made several brilliant decisions greatly improving the realm. Seemingly these decisions were to hand over more power to my cabinet and keep well away from matters of state myself.
I am slightly confused by my reported actions, but they seem to be working, thus clearly I must have ordered this. Even if I was unconscious when doing so.
Having bravely continued the war against the Timurid
rebels, Hemant finally declares that I can further aid 'Mirza by helping myself to four of his provinces without the world considering me an infamous blaggard.
I attend the peace negotiations myself and spotting 'Mirza I wander over to him, graciously offering my assistance to his nation should he need it in the future. We are family after all, as I point out to him. For some reason my friendly remarks irritate 'Mirza, who was then restrained by his bodyguards from attacking me. Such a strange man.
I have my cartographer cheer me up after this harrowing incident, commisioning a new map for the throne room following my conquest of the Timurids. Uh, the Timurid rebels that is.
Very pleasing, apart from the name of the nation being hidden away in the top left corner of the map. I question my cartographer as to why the devil he's snuck the name in there and not being met with a satisfactory answer, I set Noor upon him. The moles will feed well tonight. Well, honestly.
Will the Timurids need to be 'rescued' by Khandesh in the future? Why did Khandesh's infamy rise when she was simply aiding a neighbouring nation? And why the devil did the cartographer stick Khandesh's name up in the top left corner of the map? Find out in the next horrendously poor episode of Khandesh - land of the bewildered!