Desert Fox- The miffed story of Rommel 2: attack of Democracy

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i bet because chuck norris is amazing. after all he isnt afraid of death, death is afraid of him 1914 in 1936! cool....

 

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because he is the only one who can kill everyone in the universe with one move! and without breaking a sweat!

 

[Lord E]

So Rommel travels back in time to once more kick Russian ass, well that should be interesting to read about. I just hope Rommel will do as well as he did last time, also I wonder who that evil man with the time machine is…

 

[Yoy21]

The Asian alliance.



The Triple Entente.

Rommel: 0.o How are we going to beat that?!

Hitler: I'll tell you how! We've secretly built some new planes and infantry.

Rommel: Briliant!



Rommel: Hey, what's wrong with Russia?



Hitler: Oh yeah,well, the democrat's coup'd the russians. The peasants didn't like changing parties a 3rd time, and wanted to rebel.

Rommel: Oh. Ok. Well, cya.

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As you could guess, I'm going to play the story on the game now. I hope more people read it now.

 

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well thats one crazy russia...

 

[Lord E]

That is one rebellious Russian population, and the Entente seems very strong, but I am certain that Rommel will be victorious once again. If he has to kill the entire Russian army by his own hands he will win in the end. Good luck

 

[Yoy21]

Rommel: ? I thought the Russians were allied with the Allies?

Hitler: WTF. Hehe. I have a plan. Build me some infantry!




Hitler: Good. Good. Now, I'll be right back.

Hitler made his way out the door.




Hitler: I'm BAACK!! And, Rommel, we're now at war with poland. Make quick work of them.



Hitler: 0.o That was VERY quick.

Rommel: Yep! They're our bitches now!

Hitler: EEE!! ^^



Hitler: Well, you know, I think we should attack now.

Rommel: Why?

Hitler: 0_o Because they suck. NOW GO!



Hitler: WTF?

Rommel: Must be those partisans.

Hitler: Try to ally with them!





Hitler: Gotta love those partisans!

 

[Yoy21]

Rommel: Hitler, we're now invading the Russians.










Booming voice: OWNED

Hitler: WTF was that!?

 

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rofl less than 2 days...russia got pwned by partisans!

 

[Lord E]

The Russians really did suffer from those partisans, damn I don’t think I have ever seen so many partisans and certainly not seeing them do all this. Nice :rofl:

 

[Yoy21]

Here's a teeny-tiny update.

Rommel: Hello, president of former democratic russia!

POFDR: What do you want?

Rommel: I want you to run. you have 10 seconds.

POFDR: But I..

Rommel: 9...8...7..6...5...

POFDR: WAAAAAAH! •••••••••

Rommel:...1

 

[Lord E]

Hmm… something tells me that Rommel did pretty well in Russia this time as well

 

[Yoy21]

Hmm… something tells me that Rommel did pretty well in Russia this time as well

Maybe the fact that there are now 5 new countries, all from the Russia region, and then Russia was puppeted?

 

[Yoy21]

Listen to this while you read!

Rommel wakes up...

...he heads down to the black-market in a skateboard, and falls trying to grind a rail.

Then, he runs into a fat drunk guy. He yells something about ducks and ships.

Then, Goring meets with Rommel. They both ride in a shopping cart down the road, which happens to be on a hill. The cart flips over, and they both go flying out the front. Goring hits a car though.

Rommel keeps going, and eventually meets his arch-nemisis, the POFDR.

Rommel: POFDER!!

POFDR: ROMMEL!

Rommel: Let's race!

POFDR: Bring it, beeyotch!

They both go running down the road, and eventually get near a train crossing, where a train is about a few thousand feet away.

Rommel jumps over it, and makes it, but the POFDR isn't so lucky, and is hit by the train.

Rommel eventually makes it to the black-market, where he buys rum.