Ahhh...the first update! Let's take a look into Berlin...
Rommel was sitting at his desk, with fluffly goody bags on it, from defeating Stalin. He ate a chocolate bunny, and was writing a report on the new troops that were being made.
Rommel: Ah...let's see, 8,000 more infantry, 600 new cheetahs (Panzer XII- nono, XiX- 8, it's 8, get it!?), and 700 new ME-262's. Perfect!
Just then, Goering ran into the room.
Rommel: Wassup, fatass?
Goering: Rommel Rommel! There have been some problems on the border!
Rommel: What?! What happened?
Over on the German-French border...
Lifeless: Hey Frenchie!
Frenchie: What?
Lifeless: Chickenbutt!
Frenchie: Argh!
*shoots at lifeless*
Lifeless: OW!! He shot me in the arm! OW!
Kramari: WTF *shoots Frenchie*
Frenchie fell dead...
back in the office...
Rommel:This is bad. We cannot allow this to keep happening! Ever since we took control of Russia, those darn democrats have been bugging us. Well, no more! Get me China on the phone!
over in China...
Chinese General: Yes...yes...what?! Us too! Those bstrds! Hang on a sec.
The general called one of his armies on the Chinese-USA border...
Commander: What? You want me to attack? Yessir!
He went to his troops, and grabbed a speakerphone.
Commander: All units! All units! Probe the American Defences! Now!
Trooper: Why?
The soldier was shot for his incompetence.
(srry JBTG)
The soldiers went towards the borderline, where they met the US divisions stationed there.
US soldier: Hey, what's that guy doing?
Other US soldier: I don't know, I'll ask. *to chinese guy* HEY!! What are you- ugh *get's shot*.
US soldier: OMG, ALL UNITS FIRE!! FIRE AT THE CHINESE GUYS!
The US and Chinese border erupted into a hellzone of gunfire, with the Chinese sending endless wave after wave of soldiers at the US. The US, even with superior weapons, were pushed back to Pyongyang.
U.S. president: This is an outrage! Why have you attacked us?!
Chinese president: Because you smell bad.
U.S. president:
I DECLARE WAR ON CHINA!
Chinese president:
Will the Chinese prevail against the US? What about Germany and Italy? Will they help their ally? And will the UK and France help the US? Some of these questions might be answered on the next installment of Attack of Democracy...
