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Journal of Frederick II of Denmark

October 15th, 1564
Although I have little doubt that the devil himself seeks to rip me from my throne and send my beautiful Denmark into anarchy, I also believe that God himself is on the side of the Danes. No matter who the cruel tempter may seek to unleash upon my people, the strength of god is able to repell them.

Case in point being the recent war against the King of Poland. A war which grieved me deeply as I had been working hard to strengthen the connections between our two nations. Although they may be Papists, there are good Lutherans in Poland which some how manage to make the entire peopl redeemable, at least in my eyes.

I was happy to see that Lt. General Rantzau was able to capture Danzig in an assault which spilt as little blood, Danish or Polish, as possible. Seeing the writting on the wall, good King Ladislaus immediatly asked to enter into peace talks which just concluded with the emptying of the entire Polish treasury. Relations have grown tense ever since, as some forced in the government want revenge upon me and my people, but not to much so as to make the future too unpleasent.

The small nation of Ireland, brothers to our former subjects the Scots, have also sued for a return to the Status Qou, which I immediatly accepted. Now if only God could turn the hearts of the dispicable English and their wretched Queen Elizabeth the bitch. At least we are decimating their settlements along the South-Eastern corner of North America, while our own settlements expand.

Excert from "History of the Danish Kings"

By the Mid 1560's, Frederick II was finally beginning to consolidate his realm. The King, baptized in the fire of never ending strife, was beginning to show a distinct personality and style of his own. Although impuslive, and possessing of a great temper when riled, Frederick also showed the ability to make cool headed administrative decisions and an understanding for the fine art of Diplomacy. All during his first few years as King, he had managed to turn defeat into victory and promote an image of Denmark as the terrible avenger of the North, willing to lash out at who ever would seek to attack it. It was this image, so far distant from the reality of the country, which had pushed so many to the peace table when war turned against them. They honestly feared to be over run at any moment. This is actually rather humorous when you consider that Denmark, in its state at the time, was in constant threat of being over run itself, was in constant debt and possessed only two strong armies, one of them stationed in America.

However, things seemed to be turning around by 1565. With the war all but one on the Continent, and England's colonies being decimated by the Danes, it seemed only a matter of time before the English followed their allies to the peace table. Using the rare breathing room in European affairs, Frderick began to send personal gifts to the Polish in an attempt to warm their King to a favorable policy towards Denmark. The Danes also began to expand their trading Empire, attempting to menopolize their trade in the New World, expecially the Aztec lands.

In 1566, Queen Ingrid gave birth to their first son, who would succeed his father to the throne nearly two decades later. Later that year Frederick would call back from exile, perhapse one of the most vigorous men to ever serve the Danish court; Pedre Oxe.

Journal of Pedre Oxe

I arrived in Copenhagen, the capital of Denmark and the city of my birth, for the first time in more than 20 years. Even as I write these words my eyes fill with tears for the good old days when I would run through the streets playing with my friends, after sneakign out of my parent's home. IF theyh ad ever found out of my sojourns, I no doubt would have been whipped.

It amazes me the amount of growth which has occured in the past few years. Copenhagen seems to have sprung up with new life in the years since I was forced into exile by the foolish Scotsman who ruled in the former King's shadow. Old fool, I laughed when told that grand Frederick had had the man executed. Good riddence I say.

The King himself seems to be of a good disposition, young and full of energy, he reminds me a great deal of his Father before the illness began to consume him, followed shortly there after by the leaches. I find it hard to see Frederick following the same rout however; he burns with a hatred for the nobles which he tries so hard to hide but can not. My only fear, when I look int othe man(and he's barly that, a man, still at such a tender age), is that he shall not live to a ripe old age. His type are mad, mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved. They are desirous or everything at once, and never yawn or say a common place thing, but they do burn, burn like a Chinese rocket exploding across the sky. Our King shall one day either burn out, or he shall explode. I am not sure which, nor am I posative that I wish to know.

The things which interest me most now are the finances of the Kingdom which are in dire straits. Every penny of money which we manage to drag in from peace goes back to financeing our merchants, our colonies or our military. To make matters even worse, Denmark seems to have two loans to international banks against, which she can not repay at the moment. My work is cut out for me, let the King deal with his matters, and I shall make those matters practical and workable.

Speach of Elizabeth I of England to Parliment

I fear, dear Englishmen, that we have been bested. Roanoke lays in enemy hands, and al of our coastal posts in the South have been burned to the ground, even now Geneoa and Denmark have begun to claim them as our own. The Interior is safe, only because the Danes have no knowledge of them, and their soldiers are too superstitious to go into unknown land. Furthermore, our armies on the continent have been utterly smashed and our allies have deserted us.

Several weeks ago I sent a personal letter to King Frederick of Denmark offering him 200 gold duckets in exchange for the peace which we desire. It was a small sum, but he accepted for reasons uncertain to me.

We shall pull back, and regain our strength. Denmark shall fall, I promise you that, one day, at the right time, we shall strike deep into its heart and destroy that foul state. Mark my words, this is but a set back!



Official Announcement from the King of Poland to that of Denmark

You are here by being notified that, of this date, September 15th 1567, that the crowns of Poland and LIthuania have become one. The Republic of Poland-LIthuania shall be governed under my athourity from this time forward.

Decleration of War by Austira

Novemeber 1567


Maxamilian, King of Germany and Italy, ruler of Hungary, and Emperor of the Romans here by declares that your tyranny shall no longer be tolerated. Denmark has, for centuries, been a scourage to the peace loving and noble people of Germany and shall no longer be suffered to exist. From this tiem forward, let it be known, that a state of war exists between Denmark and Austria
 

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On a positive note, you did enjoy almost two months of peace.:D

Yikes!!!!!!!:eek:

Isn't this fun?:) You'd think that the poor bastards would learn that Denmark isn't to be trifled with. Show no mercy and vassalise the dogs.

On a more serious note, I'm enjoying the style you're using. The "excerpt" approach allows you to write capsules without having to sweat the small stuff and I'm sure you're hard-pressed enough as it is. It's a fine, entertaining read.
 

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Thanks for the nice comments. The only negative aspect of this style is that there are always little bits of info that I want to put in, but I either can not fit, or forget about entirly. I would ahve liked to mention the NEw Land claimed in Hannover or my denighing the Nobel's request for more money(It fit into my character and my playing style. Fecking nobels :p). But, alas, I can not fit it all in.

I'm hoping that if I can pay off these damn loans, and whip the Austrians in a province or two, I can pull of this war in good shape. Its ironic, in RL Frederick II was a very war like King, and he's developing the same in tihs game, even though I don't consider them to be the same people at all. Go figure.

One last thing, what the HELL did you guys all do to make everyone hate me so much!?!? I think I'm just goign to focus on defence and expanding my colonies in the New World. I'd like to take out the Chereokee, and the Aztec if at all possible :)
 

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Originally posted by Lord Joseph
I deleted the email... is my reign after yours?

Actually thats a good question. My file with the listing became corrupted, so I'm not quiet sure. The king after me is the one with the REALLY long life span, if thats any help. WHo ever is after me, I shall try to leave the Kingdom is good shape, I promise
 

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Originally posted by me a mere 100 posts ago:)

The remaining monarchs are...
Code:
Christian III      Honour_Shogun
Frederik II        Dan McCollum
Christian IV       Shawng1
Frederik III       Vormaerin
Christian V        MacRaith
Frederik IV        Lord Joseph
Christian VI       Sharur
Frederik V         Ubersandwich
Christian VII      King Charles XII
Frederik VI        Produce Pete
So you have three or four nice solid warmongers before you get to fend off the bogeyman.:D
 

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Originally posted by Lord Joseph
*sigh*...

out of curiousity... what is our BB at right now?
I'm sure it's still only three digits:D

Actually, I'd be surprised if we're much higher than the 15ish range. Probably somewhere around "we have a rather bad reputation", though I haven't looked at it recently because *ahem* certain people forget to cc me on the e-mails forwarding the save game files as per my original request to avert possible CTD/irrecoverable damage to the files */ahem*

I'm just as content not to RTW. It's interesting to read about how people deal with the situations that are handed to them. If Paradox-types ever read these AARs, maybe they'll realise that there are a ton of scenario opportunities available to challenge a player, even by hitting them with very nasty hardships at the beginning of the game.

Nonsequitor:

Now I'm beginning to wonder if maybe we can hit the 1,000 posts and 30,000 views before this gets wrapped up. Wouldn't that be something! We can do it. I know we can. :)
 

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Well...If each of us comes back here and views the thread 100 times a day to see if there's been an update...:D

(Still chasing the magic 3000th eh, LJ? :))
 

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Yeah, I was home over Easter and didn't post much... i would suspect that I will hit it late Wednesday night... but right now I am more in search of my custom avatar... I need to figure out what to use...

DM- do you have any way to post some screenies... your reads are entertaining but its sorta hard to keep track of the state of europe...
 

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Originally posted by MrT

I'm sure it's still only three digits:D

Actually, I'd be surprised if we're much higher than the 15ish range. Probably somewhere around "we have a rather bad reputation", though I haven't looked at it recently because *ahem* certain people forget to cc me on the e-mails forwarding the save game files as per my original request to avert possible CTD/irrecoverable damage to the files */ahem*

I'm just as content not to RTW. It's interesting to read about how people deal with the situations that are handed to them. If Paradox-types ever read these AARs, maybe they'll realise that there are a ton of scenario opportunities available to challenge a player, even by hitting them with very nasty hardships at the beginning of the game.

Nonsequitor:

Now I'm beginning to wonder if maybe we can hit the 1,000 posts and 30,000 views before this gets wrapped up. Wouldn't that be something! We can do it. I know we can. :)

Well when I quit playing we had something like 29 so go figure.
 

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Ah. You know what I forgot...the Norway thing. *Now* I understand why we're not on the Eurpoean top-10 fan club listings.
 

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Yep. It's like diplo-annexing so it doesn't cost as much, but there's definitely a penalty.
 

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Originally posted by MrT
Ah. You know what I forgot...the Norway thing. *Now* I understand why we're not on the Eurpoean top-10 fan club listings.

Yep. There I was being a good boy and just putting down revolts so Idiotboy could start expanding Denmark during his turn when Norway, hat in hand, asked to be annexed. That's when Denmark's BB went through the floor. I didn't have an option to turn Norway down, not that I would have anyway. A lot more land but we're still trying to climb out of the BB hole because of it. Well Nalivayko and Honour_Shogan had something to do with it too.:D

Joe
 

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I want peace! How the hell am I suppsoed to be expanding our North American Empire, by annexing the Cherokee and Miami in due course, if everyone and theri uncle decides to rip into me every two years. Damn you all, damn you all strait to HELL!! :)

This isn't an update(more will be coming tonight), but ENgland declared war on me again! Luckly, we've gained a new ally in the form of Prussia, so its not all bad. I' mthinking of tryign to improve relations with England so we can get a RM and them a military access treaty, THAT Should stop the SOBS
 

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Originally posted by DanielMcCollum
I want peace! How the hell am I suppsoed to be expanding our North American Empire, by annexing the Cherokee and Miami in due course, if everyone and theri uncle decides to rip into me every two years. Damn you all, damn you all strait to HELL!! :)

Fun isn´t it. Especially thinking of that a bunch of other nations have easily the same BB as we do but they never get these kind of wars.