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or thamthon the athyrian thrangler....:D

Come on Sytass!!!

I am cracking up here waiting for the next chapter of the 'ongoing' story of the fellowship of king in Denmark.....:)
 

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Excellent story telling by all of you!
Makes me wanna hop in and do an AAR myself...

NAAAAAAH... I wouldn't match up to the high standards here ;)
 

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Originally posted by BedpanElemental
Excellent story telling by all of you!
Makes me wanna hop in and do an AAR myself...

NAAAAAAH... I wouldn't match up to the high standards here ;)
If you never try, you'll never know...and practice makes perfect...and if at first you don't succeed, try and try again...and errrr...don't count your chickens before they hatch...umm...absence makes the heart grow fonder...:)

Give it a whirl.
 

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Originally posted by BedpanElemental
Excellent story telling by all of you!
Makes me wanna hop in and do an AAR myself...

NAAAAAAH... I wouldn't match up to the high standards here ;)


High standards? Oh that's right. My bit hasn't come yet. When it does, get set to lower the standard so low that it'll be hitting Satan in the toe:D It's good to be bad, or in this case, it's good to be a writer that will make you scrath your head, say "Huh?" and then laugh out loud because the stuff is just so damned weird! :D

Yeah!

Seriuosly thugh, it's the weekend, Systass. We gonna see 12 posts by you? Please? That would be cool. Not for you, course, but for us, it would be quite a sight :D
 

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I am sorry that my being held by the tight grip of real life issues has delayed any updates recently. And as things do not seem to get better for me anytime soon, I therefore post the notes I took when I played through my reign, so that nalivayko will be able to post his tale. I hopefully fill in my parts some time, but as what I had planned would be too large,I might incorporate them into another work some time, or rather: when I find the time.

As of now, I halt all my AAR works, till I have more time again, which does not mean, however, that I will not be lurking on the board and post occasionally. :)

Sorry for the inconvenience.

**********

Rain. Oh, how I hated the rain. Many years had passed since I was taken as a hand by Hans the Shepherd. From him I had learned the trade of shepherding. How they were kept. Cared for. Sheared. Bred. Slaughtered. Bartered. I was far from the gambling tables, and had no money for myself, but this quiet life was all I longed for. My mind was at ease. Except that being with the flock in rain, cowering under a hood under a tree in pouring rain, which, unfortunately, was rather frequent in Oldenburg, was among the worst experiences if endured for weeks on end. Nevertheless, I was content with this life as the years passed, until Hans died.

The story of his death was rather... well, how should I... alright, as you pry it from my lips, I will tell you. It was the year 1468. Eleven years had passed since King Christian's Edict of German Friendship. The king had wisely seen that his country was causing great unease among the countries of Europe as his predecessors had been eager to expand their realm with the sword. And therefore he granted Hanover, which he had recently conquered, Holstein, and Pommern independence, handing the reins of the countries to trusted nobles who pledged allegiance to him. Nevertheless, the rest of Europe still viewed Denmark with a blend of fear and anger and in the meantime several coalitions had tried to wrest parts of the previous exploits from the Danish rule. Aragonians landed in Oldenburg. Fortunately, the battles took place far from us, and we were spared by the perils of combat. Eventually, in september 1468, the war was over, and the Danish King received 10,000 kroner for the coffers from his former adversaries on the fields of battle.

In october that year, Hans went to the nearby town, as he occasionally did. I knew he went there to drink and spend some of his hard earned in a bathing house on one of the women that "served" the male patronage there. However, he came home angry. I had already told you that Hans was a rather hideous sight for the unprepared eye, but he was a vey sympathetic man. One of the female employees had cried in terror when she beheld him and the others threw him out with the aid of a few male guards. I was already in my bed when I heard him shout and throw things around. I went to see after him, hoping to calm him. The light of my faithful brass lantern caught him in the sheep's stall where he took from one of the flock what the woman had denied him. He froze when he beheld me and then rushed out past me as quick as he could in his drunken state. I attempted to follow him, but didn't find him until the next morning. His carcass layed crushed on cliffs at the coast from which he had jumped. I buried him as became a christian, but the priest of the nearest church, aware of the conduct of Hans in town, denied him the last rites.

Now I was the shepherd. I continued the life of a shepherd alone. The years passed. A large war wasted the lands, and indeed I was fortunate to elude the perils once again. Burgundy made the Danish pay dearly. Hanover was annexed by Burgundy. Lübeck, the former Queen of the Hansa fell to Burgundy, but the peace treaty signed in april 1472 granted them but 900 kroner. It was in the very same month that I was sitting under a tree in the pouring rain, huddled in a cloak, the sheep seeking what cover they find.


Jan 1474 - Holstein eludes annexion, breaks vassalization
Mar 1474 - Pers. gift to Holstein
Oct 1474 - gift to state

Jun 1475 - war: Burgundy, Palatinate, Baden, Kleves Cologne, Helvetia vs Saxony, Austria, Venice, Papal States, Hessen

Jan 1476 - Sweden DoW's TO, Lithuania, Castile, Siena. We, Norway, Holstein join.
Dec 1476 - Sweden captures Pskov from Novgorod

Nov 1477 - nobles demand old rights - accepted

May 1478 - order to improve fortifications of Lübeck

Aug 1479 - Denmark sieges Stralsund in Vorpommern

Apr 1480 - good government policies

Jan 1481 - Stralsund falls

May 1481 - the end
 
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Too bad about your RL duites, Systass. Hopefully you will be able to come back when life has let go of you with its vice like grip.

And it is not an inconvenience. I for one would like a button I could press that would freeze RL to allow me more time to do my AARs and play the game. Alas, it is not to be...yet ;)

Sad to see you go Systass. Good luck with RL, and hope to see you back soon, sometime in the future.
 

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On a more happy note, I finished playig my part and the file will be send on today or tomorrow (maybe a day after tomorrow, but I promise not to drag it past March :D). I will write an installment as soon as I get home so, hopefully, you'd be able to read by midnight central american time.

Sytass, it is a sad, sad story you told us, but I can see your reasoning - high bb and low monthly income. I guess that's what you get when you first elect a pirate and then a self-absorbed beluga for kings :) Nevertheless, I feel your efforts were not in vain. When Hans came to power Danish reputation was only tamished and the only war we were in was not going to escalate to the rest of Europe. It was quite easy to handle the state, although it hurts to see Holstein gone...

Ok, King is dead, long live the King!
 

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Ouch. A decade of gain followed by two of pain. Errara humanum est, sed per severare turbe.

Somebody please regain Holstein, annex Norway and Sweden, and launch an invasion of England following the crushing of the Burgundian army. This cries out for revenge.
 

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What!?? The Beluga-King spins on his stick ;):D

A real shame about RL Sytass. I was really looking forward to your top notch writing.
 

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Thanks, Sytass, for being able to post even your short form notes. I truely hope that the future will be kind enough to allow you to return and post the story in the way you wanted, and to continue writing the excellent AARs for which you have so deservedly received great praise.

Best of luck, either way.

Chris/MrT
 

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a rough period for Denmark... i fear it is the consequence of kings of the past and their "rapid" expansion :)


no, that doesn't qualify as "what the %$#%& where you thinking?"
You did the best you could Sytass, i applaud your effort, but just out of curiousity, why did holstein leave, they are a CB shield, and shouldnt have been a prolbem?
 

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Don't worry, people, I am not dead and will keep posting. Longer installments, however, will be very rare from now on.

Btw, I began my reign just after I had patched my version to 1.03. I doubt there would have been as many bb wars had I remained with 1.02. :) And I freed Holstein in order to improve my standing in the world. The only other alternative would have been Mecklenburg with its CoT, and I could not probably have done that now, right? :D
 

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And to look on it from a positive point of view, at least it gives Denmark a free CB on whoever gobbles up Holstein.

Hope RL shapes up.
 

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Who is next in line?
 

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Good question who is next in line?? An perhaps we should start a new thread and paste in all the relevant story posts in there as this thread is cluttered with a lot of spam and pretty hard to read.
 

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Nalivayko's next in line to post and Saint should be playing as I write. You're next Idiotboy... Be patient.

BTW nalivayko, you never placed the screens I e-mailed you last week.
 
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Ah, the hypocrisy! Burgundy, running around eating states from Upper and Lower Lorraine ... Castille running around, eating Granada and (presumably, at some point) Aragon or Navarre ... Sweden, with its serial DOWs ...

Yet who do the monarchs of Europe attack? The Most Christian King of Denmark! I hope future kings do not forget these egregious insults! :D

So, what conquests remain? Just Mecklenberg?

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