Mein Gott, Spain and Austria are French vassals? 
At least I have a CB on Russia for all my uber leaders to do something about.
At least I have a CB on Russia for all my uber leaders to do something about.
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Dr Bob said:Mein Gott, Spain and Austria are French vassals?
At least I have a CB on Russia for all my uber leaders to do something about.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Oh well let them come, I'm sure many of them will enjoy the Russian snow...
labalag said:
They'll be too busy fighting to play in the snow, although perhaps snowballs could be used to defeat the "Grand Russian Army".
labalag said:Hey, that's my technology...
Develop some of your own *shakesfist*
We germans shall take your snowballs and combine them to make an army of snow,
snowmen if you will.... mwhahahahahahah ha ho
Germans Uber Alles
Dr Bob said:We germans shall take your snowballs and combine them to make an army of snow,
snowmen if you will.... mwhahahahahahah ha ho
Germans Uber Alles
Bah, time to call any of my allies now (if I still have some....)
AAR ENGLAND 1703-
I have the pleasure of presenting to the populace the dispatch that just reached the HQ from our commander in Chief at the front, my Lord John.
"Well, had a successful session. Gained Puerto Rico in one war after several years of building up. France was completely surprised. Then 5 years later I DOWed France again, moved the fleet down to the West Indies and began occupying his provinces there. France tried to invade England and got its army stuck in the isles with Villars [who according to our intelligence perished with all his men] when I came back and engaged his fleet. The entire French fleet was annihilated after one indecisive battle, and 6 colonies were gained in the West Indies, two of which have already been converted.
Gained infra 9, and expanded trade a bit. Very few colonists were wasted, and now income is nearing 700D a month. [information withheld because of state securucy]
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The official response to this glorious dispatch, equaling the famous one the Duke of Marlborough wrote on the back of his horse after the battle of Blenheim back in 1704, was
”this is the most wonderful news we have had during the whole year! 1000 kisses John:-.”
Yes, although normally calm and controlled we must admit we got a little excited reading this report .
It could be added that had not John already been a king he would have been promoted to Duke, as is the custom in England when once every century a warrior of the first magnitude appears.
For those not in the know-how the king of France has urged England to fight Venice all since 1620 when the new king arrived in England. When that war finally occurred in the 1680 the treacherous king of France secretly aided Venice although he as late as a few days (RL) before the DOW even suggested that he would join us. After the war he continued to urge us to attack the Venetians who have done nothing wrong except owning a share of COTs that perhaps can be described as slightly unbalanced. His only intent was to cause us sorrows and hardship. In which he succeded.
This session saw him pay for his deeds. Thus are traitors treated by the righteous englishmen. All nations on the globe that want to throw away the fetters of French domination will be supported fully in their endeavour. With money, arms and diplomacy.
We hereby for the rest of the game officially and truthfully state that we have no claims on any territory but French as long as we are honorably treated. The French have been caught in the web they have spun, a web of deceit and treason.
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I have the pleasure of presenting to the populace the dispatch that just reached the HQ from our commander in Chief at the front, my Lord John.
"Well, had a successful session. Gained Puerto Rico in one war after several years of building up. France was completely surprised. Then 5 years later I DOWed France again, moved the fleet down to the West Indies and began occupying his provinces there. France tried to invade England and got its army stuck in the isles with Villars [who according to our intelligence perished with all his men] when I came back and engaged his fleet. The entire French fleet was annihilated after one indecisive battle, and 6 colonies were gained in the West Indies, two of which have already been converted.
Gained infra 9, and expanded trade a bit. Very few colonists were wasted, and now income is nearing 700D a month. [information withheld because of state securucy]
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The official response to this glorious dispatch, equaling the famous one the Duke of Marlborough wrote on the back of his horse after the battle of Blenheim back in 1704, was
”this is the most wonderful news we have had during the whole year! 1000 kisses John:-.”
Yes, although normally calm and controlled we must admit we got a little excited reading this report
. It could be added that had not John already been a king he would have been promoted to Duke, as is the custom in England when once every century a warrior of the first magnitude appears.
For those not in the know-how the king of France has urged England to fight Venice all since 1620 when the new king arrived in England. When that war finally occurred in the 1680 the treacherous king of France secretly aided Venice although he as late as a few days (RL) before the DOW even suggested that he would join us. After the war he continued to urge us to attack the Venetians who have done nothing wrong except owning a share of COTs that perhaps can be described as slightly unbalanced. His only intent was to cause us sorrows and hardship. In which he succeded.
This session saw him pay for his deeds. Thus are traitors treated by the righteous englishmen. All nations on the globe that want to throw away the fetters of French domination will be supported fully in their endeavour. With money, arms and diplomacy.
We hereby for the rest of the game officially and truthfully state that we have no claims on any territory but French as long as we are honorably treated. The French have been caught in the web they have spun, a web of deceit and treason.
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The Empire Will Strike Back
France has tried tirelessly to cultivate benign relations with this sinister island kingdom beyond the pond. Time and again France worked to ensure mutual goodwill and peaceful coexistance. For over 200 years no frenchman has ever met an english mate in hostile fashion. Yet how have the english thanked this french kindness? They plotted in cold blood and plunged a dagger of hate into the unsuspecting and peaceful people of France! Without reason or any real Casus Belli they attacked us even after signing a holy Pact Of Nonaggression! Defying any convention of civilised dispute they decided to plunge themselves into a conflict, the kind of which can bring only doom and despair to England!
With these ruthless acts of treason, this stab in the back the King of England has proven once and for all that he cannot be trusted. France shall answer this challenge with firm resolve and an appropriate response. France calls on all monarchs of noble character to stand firm and united against this barbaric
outrage. We shall also post the official response of the Confederation Of Charle Magne in due time. It has to be made clear that the concert of power is a civilised club and not some kind of shabby pub of questionable gentlemen.
As for these vile accusiations of the english. The King of England must really have a funny kind of memory. He himself haughtily told us before his unprovoked attack on Venice that he didn´t need our services against this old and majestic republic because "they were cowardly italian peasants in bathtubs who would either sink or flee at the first english broadside"(The King of England´s words). The english King´s arrogance, as was subsequently proven by outstanding venetian bravery, was his downfall - as it will be once again.
The King of England must also be slightly paranoid in his assessment of friend and foe. Because France remained neutral in the anglo-venetian war we have supposedly betrayed England? Because we engaged in legal economic relief programmes for Venice during this conflict we are supposed to have become the archenemy of England? Strange things indeed must be going on in England´s monarch´s mind. For there is a clear and distinct difference between giving a nation which is fighting both bravely and for a noble and impressive cause some ducats now and again and declaring war and attacking a sovereign nation! Pure greed motivated England to betray the good peace and attack the Venetian Republic! Then like now there was no convincing reason for the english aggression. It was simply a war fought for expansion, an attack based on atavistic egoism. In our righteous quest for decency and honour Venice is a glowing example of noble resolve and of good morals. We call upon our latin brothers to stand with us at this dire hour and fight for a cause worth dying for...
May the power of christ guide us in this holy mission. May it smithe the unbelieving protestantic heretics and show the world that there is only one true god.
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AAR Russia 1701-1731
The session begon peacefull as peace was quickly concluded with the Ottoman Empire, them ceding us Astrakhan and Taurida. We also got the garantee that they wouldn't be active the entire session, permitting us to prepare for the wars that were soon to follow.
Before the session we already got notice from our allies that they wanted to attack Prussia, especially before the advent of Friedrich II 'The Great'. So troops were raised quickly, over 300.000 to prepare for offensives in West-Prussia and to defend the Balkans from any Swedish landings.
When war was declared our troops immedeatly moved towards Ostpreussen for a quick assault, and they succeeded, only to withdraw the folowing month as the Prussian king was not present.
However, he quickly returned to command his troops and the offensives we're resumed, quickly taken Warmia and Mazorowse, however with the great ease of this offensive Swedish troops landed in Estonia, quickly take the fortress, but luckily they were defeated before they could take our COT in Livonia.
The war then went back and forth, with little provinces taken by me, but out Austrian allies had it more tougher as they had to face the most of the Prussian Army, but luckily our allies overcame the many Prussian victories and were able to drive them back to Prussia and they were able to take Silesia, peace was quickly concluded as we were able to stabhit Prussia for the provinces we wanted, Austria gaining 3 provinces in Silesia, we getting Mazorowse.
This session also saw us reaching LT41, so massive minting is now going on to be able to fund many CC's, one we already had from event and two now being constructed.
Here's the only screenie of what mattered in the war:
News from the rest of the world:
-Aging Freddy probably forgot about our game last night (could be Alzheimer) so there wasn't much activity in the Netherlands, although the AI did a rather good job...
-France and England warred twice this session, luckilly for those not liking France, France lost twice and was forced to cede most of his colonies in the West-Indies to England.
-Spain and Portugal again had some fun with Sweden and Prussia but they were not very succesfull in it and had to WP
- Venice stayed awfully quiet this session, one might wonder what they're planning to do, we also noted that their fleet has risen to about 1000 ships. Maybe they are fearing a confrontation with Nelson....
- The Ottoman Empire was also quiet this session, but unlucky for him Bukhara revolted, taking the COT in Samarkand...
The session begon peacefull as peace was quickly concluded with the Ottoman Empire, them ceding us Astrakhan and Taurida. We also got the garantee that they wouldn't be active the entire session, permitting us to prepare for the wars that were soon to follow.
Before the session we already got notice from our allies that they wanted to attack Prussia, especially before the advent of Friedrich II 'The Great'. So troops were raised quickly, over 300.000 to prepare for offensives in West-Prussia and to defend the Balkans from any Swedish landings.
When war was declared our troops immedeatly moved towards Ostpreussen for a quick assault, and they succeeded, only to withdraw the folowing month as the Prussian king was not present.
However, he quickly returned to command his troops and the offensives we're resumed, quickly taken Warmia and Mazorowse, however with the great ease of this offensive Swedish troops landed in Estonia, quickly take the fortress, but luckily they were defeated before they could take our COT in Livonia.
The war then went back and forth, with little provinces taken by me, but out Austrian allies had it more tougher as they had to face the most of the Prussian Army, but luckily our allies overcame the many Prussian victories and were able to drive them back to Prussia and they were able to take Silesia, peace was quickly concluded as we were able to stabhit Prussia for the provinces we wanted, Austria gaining 3 provinces in Silesia, we getting Mazorowse.
This session also saw us reaching LT41, so massive minting is now going on to be able to fund many CC's, one we already had from event and two now being constructed.
Here's the only screenie of what mattered in the war:
News from the rest of the world:
-Aging Freddy probably forgot about our game last night (could be Alzheimer) so there wasn't much activity in the Netherlands, although the AI did a rather good job...
-France and England warred twice this session, luckilly for those not liking France, France lost twice and was forced to cede most of his colonies in the West-Indies to England.
-Spain and Portugal again had some fun with Sweden and Prussia but they were not very succesfull in it and had to WP
- Venice stayed awfully quiet this session, one might wonder what they're planning to do, we also noted that their fleet has risen to about 1000 ships. Maybe they are fearing a confrontation with Nelson....
- The Ottoman Empire was also quiet this session, but unlucky for him Bukhara revolted, taking the COT in Samarkand...
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Dr Bob said:
There was a reason I waited for my WE to go down and stationed troops in the two provinces that still had a little bit.
Archduchy of Austria
1703 – 1731
1703 – 1731
The border cities of the Ottoman Empire were occupied by the victorious Imperial alliance. Consequently the Sultan had no other opportunity as to negotiate a peace treaty with Russia which was particularly for Russia profitable because they got Astrakhan. Austria got his Magyar provinces back. Now, after third wars the borders with the Ottoman Empire are the same as before the NAP breaking. However the Turks lost a lot of provinces to the Russians.
After the war we fortified the Turkish border to make sure that we will never lose again a province to the Ottoman Empire. Afterwards we fortified also our border to the Prussians and prepared for war until our NAP with Berlin expired. Before we had declared war upon the Kingdom of Prussia we had the largest army Austria ever has seen, namely 325.000 men.
Firstly the war against Prussia proceeded well and Russia and Austria were able to occupy some cities in the east of Prussia. Later in the war it seemed for a short time that Prussia were able to turn around the war but finally Prussia had to accept that he couldn’t match Prince Eugen and had to cede 3 provinces in Silesia to Austria and Mazovia to Russia.
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Gift to the state, please
With Absolut's reign of peace and fuzziness spreading its filth amongst the populace Dr Bob finally came back from holiday, and vomited violently at the peace and love in the air. It had become embedded deeply in the populace, they had even spontaneously changed the name of Fort Bob-A stronghold in the New World, and a forbidding sight, to Fort Absolut-A leisure park specialising in fishing.
Dr Bob immediately killed absolut by stabbing him with a spoon of pure evil
He then had the body chucked down the Rhine, unfortunately the now deceased fool had bound Prussia in pacts of non-aggression, and the many enemies of Prussia (including Russia who we hadn't actually attacked ) built huge armies and readied for battle as soon as they expired.
Unfortunately as they declared war, absolut was resurrected by God to come back and spread fuzziness to the world, however he was caught by soldiers of the Iron Fist guard and castrated before being killed by being suffocated in a pile of excrement donated by the people of Berlin.
But some people rallied to absolut, and a 3-front war was fought, between the Russians, led by some fool who couldn't get any further than he had got whilst Dr Bob was away killing Absolut, and Prinz Eugene and Franz, both of proven miliary talent and against the deranged followers of this "Son of God", called Muppets, by the government.
Still Prussia fought for 8 long years, and the war swayed back and forth, but nearly always on Prussian soil, Prinz Eugene fled battles with a mere bodyguard several times, but the Muppets always rose up to prevent his painful death.
Eventually we lost. And that sucks. But we did inflict more casulties (not counting attrition) despite being at a leader disadvantage, and the dark prophets say that this leader disadvantage may end soon, and when that happens all of Prussia will unite under the glorious and terrible reign of Dr Bob and they will crush everyone who has attacked them.
CRUSH!!! I say!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
AHAHAHAHAH
ALL GOING DOWN!!!!!
DOWN!!!!
Austria wish to sign a 20 year NAP?
Dr Bob immediately killed absolut by stabbing him with a spoon of pure evil
He then had the body chucked down the Rhine, unfortunately the now deceased fool had bound Prussia in pacts of non-aggression, and the many enemies of Prussia (including Russia who we hadn't actually attacked
) built huge armies and readied for battle as soon as they expired.Unfortunately as they declared war, absolut was resurrected by God to come back and spread fuzziness to the world, however he was caught by soldiers of the Iron Fist guard and castrated before being killed by being suffocated in a pile of excrement donated by the people of Berlin.
But some people rallied to absolut, and a 3-front war was fought, between the Russians, led by some fool who couldn't get any further than he had got whilst Dr Bob was away killing Absolut, and Prinz Eugene and Franz, both of proven miliary talent and against the deranged followers of this "Son of God", called Muppets, by the government.
Still Prussia fought for 8 long years, and the war swayed back and forth, but nearly always on Prussian soil, Prinz Eugene fled battles with a mere bodyguard several times, but the Muppets always rose up to prevent his painful death.
Eventually we lost. And that sucks. But we did inflict more casulties (not counting attrition) despite being at a leader disadvantage, and the dark prophets say that this leader disadvantage may end soon, and when that happens all of Prussia will unite under the glorious and terrible reign of Dr Bob and they will crush everyone who has attacked them.
CRUSH!!! I say!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
AHAHAHAHAH
ALL GOING DOWN!!!!!
DOWN!!!!
Austria wish to sign a 20 year NAP?
Dr Bob said:CRUSH!!! I say!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
AHAHAHAHAH
ALL GOING DOWN!!!!!
DOWN!!!!
Austria wish to sign a 20 year NAP?
Oh well, what Freddy takes away, Suvorov shall reconquer...
Besides with your economy ruined you ain't gonna be able to field much of an army...
And I'm sure the Austrians wouldn't leave their ally Russia alone in this struggle, and I doubt the French would like to see a strong Prussian state on their border...
labalag said:
Blucher can fight Suvorov
My economy is the same as it was at the start of the session, trade and colonies are for losers (apart from Fort Bob)
Well seeing as I am not going to attack Austria unless they actually join against me they might do