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Tales from Fort Bob 3:-


With the city given back to its true rulers, the electors of Brandenburg and Prussia peace was assured for many years, but it was not to be, for our allies Sweden attacked the crumbling spanish empire and we joined as good allies do.

Troops were sent to the furtherest corners of america, those hardiest of men to fight for German glory upon a new continent, at first they did well, with the gold mines of Mexico falling, and the east and west coasts taken by Sweden. The Major of Fort Bob rewarded the English by burning the spanish missippi trade posts and allowing them to expand to the west.

But the war turned against them, and the Portuguese made there presence felt, along with more spanish troops. The Portuguese navy now controlled the sea and the expeditionary attack on Iberia was called back as its leader died. However some of the east coast was still under protestant control and this is the story of the defenders of Cheaspeake....



Muskets were discharged everywhere down the line, the entire regiment of Fort Bob defenders were here, to fight down the Potamac, and hold against the Spanish for as long as possible and hope for reinforcements.

Captain Wilhelm ducked beneath the barricades as the advancing spanish returned fire, but weaker and more diffuse than expected.
"We're in luck boys, they didn't protect there muskets from the water when crossing, now we'll get those arrogant bastards[/COLOR]" and again the german line fired metal and fire into the river, where the yellow coated Spaniards had nearly reached the bank.
"Fix bayonets....Charge!!!!" and 1,000 grim faced soldiers charged the struggling spanish, as the order was repeated along the 10,000 man line a wave surged towards the steep bank.

The Spanish already weakened and wavering could not take 5 minutes of hand to hand combat and retreated, however they had a surprise, and fired the few artillery pieces they had, causing utter devestation among the victorious Brandenburgians.

As they struggled back to there positions the cost was counted, the spanish army of 18,000 had been halved, but at the loss of nearly 6,000 defenders, if they came again it would be difficult, near impossible to hold...

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The prize of India was finally taken for the Ottoman Empire, becoming a new jewel in the Empires collection.

War was declared on Austria, who for some reason thought the Ottoman disinterest for a century in Hungary had meant the Empire would never want it. With the limited war aims of the Empire, a mere two cores on its border and a COT in territory obviously within the Empires borders, of the right culture but fouly converted to christianity, few troops were sent into battle.

This proved to be a mistake after Austria declined to settle for this limited aim. Eventually the Indian reserves were called in, and new troops built. They smashed into Austria, capturing Vienna and vast tracts of Austria were pillaged. Rarely did the war intrude onto Ottoman lands.

For this long drawn out war the Sultan will remember the germans actions, and vows it shall not be forgotten. With the Evil Alliance on its borders, the Empire is ready, and has made new friends of its own. The Caliph will remain supreme.

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The Great Peace (1644 – 1664)

In 1644 France was a exhausted and warweary country. The long and bloody war against Austria had sent an entire generation to their untimely deaths. Though it had been won in the end it had led to unforeseen repercussions, one of which was the intervention of Venice, which prolonged the war as well as led to further deaths & suffering on all sides. Young Roi "Lumiere" Luis XIV, profoundly sickened by all this slaughter, hence decided to adopt an altogether new and revolutionary policy : he embraced peace and managed to keep La Grande Nation out of any conflicts for 20 long years! Instead of risking any further military adventures, the benefits of which were limited and doubtfull at best, he concentrated on developing the economic powers of France on numerous levels.
From the very beginning of this new policy it became aparent, how huge & immense the base-economic potential of France really was. It´s economy skyrocketed! While a bloody war of atrition raged in the Holy Roman Empire, as usual, Luis XIV. constructed 6 new goodsmanufactories, heavily industrialising the northern part of France. Later on, aided by the most capable and magnificent Minister Colbert a further 2 navalmanufactories were erected in the Normandie. All in all this vast constructionprogramme ultimately made France the most heavily industrialised country of all of Europe! Meanwhile, trade also rose at an unbelievable pace, with raw goods from all over the world being imported into France and complex french products, mostly refined wine, muskets and luxurios clothes being exported.
Especially the Magic Triangle developed an almost mythical prosperity and flooded the french coffers with money and gold.
The basic system was simple enough albeit remarkably profitable. Slaves were swapped for french wine in Benin (Afrique Central Francaise) then shipped to the Carribean. Once there they were swapped for Sugarcane in Cap Francaise (Puerto Rico) which was subsequently brought back to Paris (France) and sold. In all three Tradecenters enormous profits were made, bringing wealth and wellbeing to the entire french people.
To a lesser degree Slaves were also shipped to Port Louis (Mauritius) and swapped there for invaluable Spices.

The Production of numerous goods was also improved and expanded leading to a vast increase in income from this area as well. Steadily the people of Tschad Francaise were also brought to the one true faith, tamed and civilized in the name of Christ!

All in all progress was so profound and so strong the advancement that many learned people began to speak of this epoch as France´s Golden Age.
With an incomeincrease of almost 40 % France surpassed all of her neighbours and became the richest nation in the entire world!

At the eve of this era, Roi Louis XIV. invested vast sums into the upgrade of the general fortificationlevel of France, fearing that this benign calm was not to last. Especialy the eastern border was so strongly fortified that any kind of offensive into France, it was felt, would be a very, very bloody affair.
In order to also increase the strategic leverage & strikepower of the french navy a third Wharf was constructed in Sable D´Olones, overlooking the Bay of Quiberon, the famous site of the majestic victory over the venetian navy.

God, everyone was by now sure, smiled benevolently on France...

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The Most Serene Republic of Venice - (1644 – 1664)

Doge Kaffeeklatsch Jr. quickly signed peace with France when he realised Austria also signed a non-agression pact with them. "Why help those we abandon us?" he thought.
Later during his reign relations with Austria improved again however and Venice watched in disgust how the sultan of the Ottoman Empire besieged Vienna multipla times. Surely Christianity itself was under attack! Unfortunately Venice had to honour a treaty she signed with the Ottoman Empire.

The rest of the reign of Kaffeeklatsch was peaceful and prosperous. Venetian merchants traded, the oceans were calm, settlers went to the Pacific and all seemed good.

Unfortunately greed entered the heart of the king of England and he made clear that he desired Venetian possessions. An offer by Venice to sell some of these for a gracious sum was declined and war now looked nearer than it ever was before. The doge could imagine that the hawkish admiral Monck was between all this...
 

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La Paix Grande (1664 - 1681)

"But what can we do with all these ducats?" asked King Louis XIV. "I´m drowning in them and so are my beloved subjects! They are growing fat - nobody eats bread nowadays only cake, cake, cake!"
Louis XIV. looked disgustedly out of the window where, yet again, the honest folks of Paris were beeing showered in goldpieces. He watched with tiredness as greedy men clawed fanatically at the goldlittered streets and fought vicious battles over petty riches. Was there not enough for all? Why this diabolical greed everywhere? To King Louis XIV. it seemed like utter madness.
He sighed, got out of his goldbath and assembled his cabinet.

Drawing his rapier he boomed :

"You foul band of opiumaddicted Bucaneers! What has become of this nation, we ask you? We have become decadent and phlegmatic! We lack the fire & spice of truly grand empires!"
"But, most illustrious monarch, canst thou not see the benefit of peace for France?" answered Prime Minister Colbert calmly,"We ask thee what profit has this most terrible war brought England? It´s country is aflame - it´s empire in ashes. And what of Venice? It may have won the war....but look what it lost! While half of europe has been put to the sword France enjoyed peace & prosperity!"
"There is no glory in peace!" King Louis XIV. thundered, "we demand that you lazy landlubbers find us a worthy foe! Dismissed!"

Primeminister Colbert was right of course, King Louis XIV. knew. In the last 30 years France had enjoyed prosperity the likes of which had never been known in France before. Now, with it´s awesome economy, France had gained a terrifying level of latent power. King Louis XIV. also knew, of course, that he was right, as always. For what use was power if it wasn´t used? Louis seriously despised the constant intrigues, the sneaky diplomacy of his Primeminister, Colbert. He desired honest combat, of pure heart that he was.
To him the power of the pen was incomprehensible - he passionately believed in the power of the sword. Alas, it just was not to be. As the years passed by the state of peace France was in continued to bother him more and more.
He ordered the construction of a further 4 manufactories, 3 weapons- and one goodsmanufactory. He opened the University of Marseilles, bringing further enlightenment to France. In 1674 he commenced the construction of a Palacesystem of epic proportions, which would inspire awe and jealousy in all of Europe in the years to follow. Though, while the magnificent dimension of Versailles impressed him to no slight degree he still grew more and more restless with this (in his view) unfinished state Europe was in. All King Louis needed was a reason, however trifle, to set his hundredthousands of soldiers in motion...

The Spanish Revolution of 1675

That reason was suddenly given. In the spring of 1675 widespread revolts broke out in Spain and her colonies due to the general warexhaustion and discontent with the current situation. A Coup D´Etat ousted King Carlos II., the legitimate ruler of Spain and a close relative of Roi Du Soleil Louis XIV.
Infuriated by this blatant disregard of the godgiven order of things and further aggravated by rumours of a planned execution of King Carlos II. by the revolutionary government Louis XIV. ordered his ambassador in Madrid to issue a formal ultimatum to Spain.
The unconditional restoration of King Carlos II. as Monarch of Spain was demanded as well as France´s right to keep order in the iberian peninsula and to protect the integrity & stability of Spain. 6 months notice was given to Spain to either accept this Treaty Of Bordeaux or face open war.
Initialy, the revolutionary Junta of Spain tried to stall the negotiations and refused the french offer yet when 400.000 men assembled at the spanish border and 500 french warships were spotted patrolling of the coast of Andalusia the Junta caved in.
Carlos II. was restored to the spanish throne and on the morning of january 1st, 1676, a french army, led by General Luxembourgh, marched into Spain, enthusiastically greeted by a cheering & joyfull crowd, happy that the long times of trouble and chaos were now over.
France assumed supreme & overall command over Spain, which was now a Protectorate of France. A 30.000 strong french armydetachment was stationed in Madrid as King Carlos II. elite guard and also to protect him from further attacks by anarchist elements. This stunning coup was celebrated with festivities throught France. Churchbells were rung and people wept with joy at the prospect of so much glory. Even Roi Louis XIV. was happy now.

An economic reliefprogramme was immediately commenced and money sent to Spain. For King Louis XIV. desired help his spanish brothers, now that they had become part of the grand french family...

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AAR ENG 1664 – 1681

It had been decided that the number of COTs owned by Venice where far more plentiful than what could be considered just. As the great equalizer England offered her services to the community.

Further more Venice had expanded her holdings in Australia, a clearly English sphere of interest. That was an insult.

In this choice of action the French were very encouraging. They wanted to take part themselves but we said we could do this alone. Before the war Venice was offered to hand over the provinces freely but that was declined, as they said ”we prefer to go down in glory”.

Well, they sure looked like they were going down in glory, or whatever one can say about a nation at 15EW and after some 15-20 stab hits.

Before the war their fleet was stationed in the lagoon but unfortunately we had a political crisis just when we were about to DOW and thus we waited a year more, during which time the fleet escped to some unknown position. It did not dawn upon us until we spotted a 700 ship fleet outside New Zealand!

Anyhow, our policy was to take control of as much as possible in the East giving us WS for stab hitting. Then reaching 99 in WS after 5 years and have a forced peace. The plan was quite succesful. We reached stab hit levels quite fast and then added on percentages. At the most we had 92% but then Venice attacked Eire and reduced the score. After taking control of some more provinces in India we sent our fleet home since Venice used it to ship men to England. For the first time during the war we catched her fleet, outside London. Now we made a war-deciding move. We sent out our newbuilt fleet from London to aid in the battle and when the Venetian fleet retreated northwards after just a few days of fight our fleets were merged and we took up the chase. They retreated again northwards and we pursed again. Now outside the Northeast coast of Scotland they finally choose to battle and to our astonishment we could see we were losing despite a better admiral and more war ships (around some 850 vs 750 from start. We had to retreat westward and then again retreat into port. We had some 360 ships left and they some 600. What did happen was that we had extra admirals in London and when we merged out fleets some admiral York (the future James the second perhaps) took command instead of the good guy.

Now Venetian MP – double that of ENG - and superior leadership in the form of Morosini showed their worth and aided by some sloppy generalship in England meant Venice could take total control of Great Britain and the game mechanics force us to peace losing a lot provinces in Southern England.

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The whole war can be said to have been decided in that single battle at Sea. Had I won it, as I should if I had not blundered and put the wrong admiral in command, Venice would not have been able to send in reinforcements to England and I could have taken back what he controlled at that point (Ireland and Lancashire IIRC) before he could take back what I controlled in the East - since it takes a lot of time to ship men to the east and he had no troup building capacity in that area due to the high RR. If so then it was Venice that according to our rules would have been force peaced since I in quick time would have reached 99. Even at the moment of the forced peace I controlled some 15 provinces in the East, including the COTs in Hainan and Calicut and 3 provinces in Australia (or possibly two because of rebs) and 5 in NZ (one of which was a COT) plus some assorted in Indonesia, India and China. For ENG it was a pure colonial war up to the point where our motherland was attacked. Thus we never attacked in Italy.

The war started in 1667 on April 18th and ended on the 12th of June 1678. It meant economic misery for both of us. Before the session Vencie had 130 merchants in COTs and England 132, after the war England had 116 and Venice 82. Before the war Venice had a yearly income of 7084 and England of 6212. After the session, with WE not down to 0 in any of our nations, the yearly income of England was down to 5644 while that of Venice was down to a disastrous 4236.

Despite going to bed around 1 AM I could not fall asleep until 02.30. This was just about my worst post-session trauma ever in EU MP :mad: . Fittingly it was as well FAL’s greatest post-session sense of joy. :)

We have strong indications that Venice received a lot of assitance during the war. First the inflation of Venice went up only about 1%. Secondly, and much more important, an ICQ message from FAL after the session was intercepted by MI6… well what really happened was that FAL by mistake sent me an ICQ message 30 minutes after the game where he "thanked us" for the great assistance given to him during the war, saying without it he never could have managed it. :rofl: It remains to be seen which these nations were. :cool:

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Well if you go through the possibilities logically...

Spain) Possible, but doubtful as alistus has preferred neutrality unless attacked

Austria) Possible, but not rich enough to make much difference

BB) I hope aladar didn't :eek:

Sweden) Where at war for most of the session I think, and seem to like england

Russia)At war with BB, but possible

OE) Very doubtful, unless they paid to not get attacked, which is very unlikely


Which leaves......

France, rich enough, bored, and likes convoluted plots :rofl:
 

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The war against Sweden was going on. Montecuccoli marched on the peak of the Austrian forces through the Empire towards north in order to take revenge on the evil Swedish King. How we suspected the Swedish were only strong when they can hide behind the Turks and the Brandenburgian. In a directly encounter with the imperial army they were desperately underlay. As a consequence Jutland was easily to bring under our control.

Suddenly the apostate elector of Brandenburg dared to declare war upon the Empire. The Austrian forces were bad distributed. Montecuccoli was in Denmark, a little force was on the Baltic in order to help Russia and the main force was stationed in Bohemia. On the way back from Sweden Montecuccoli’s army was nearly destroyed. Fortunately Montecuccoli in person was able to retreat into the Netherlands. In the meantime the imperial forces had to fight without the excellent leader skills of Montecuccoli. As Montecuccoli arrived in Baden after a detour over France the war was already decided and Austria had to cede Nürnberg to Brandenburg.

Nevertheless the revenge on Sweden can be counted as a success. Namely the forces of the imperial alliance had weakened Sweden so much that he had to sign a devastating peace treaty with Portugal.

After a short period of reinforcement the imperial alliance declared war upon Brandenburg. While the Brandenburgian forces were delayed from the strong city walls of the South German cities our forces succeeded to conquer two cities in Silesia after a large Army of Brandenburg in Oels had been ridden down from the Austrian cavalry. The Brandenbugian defence in the east broke down and also the rich city of Warsaw could be conquered by Russian forces. The defeat of Brandenburg has seemed inevitable as suddenly the Ottoman Empire declared war upon our alliance and forced to conclude peace with Brandenburg. Anyway the Tsar could secure Warsaw for mother Russia. After all, the chapter isn’t still closed and Brandenburg and the Turks will have to pay for the humiliation of Austria.
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The Ottoman Empire did little this session, brooding for the most part and watching events in Europe pass by with amusement

Wars erupted in the north, and on one occasion the Empire intervened against a Brandenburg defending against an aggressive Austrian/Russian Alliance. The Sultan was most displeased with Brandenburgs quick peacing and surrendering of territory, and Russia and Austria were reluctant to face the might of the Sultans armies, quickly accepting the Sultans offer of a white peace as armies poured over the borders.

The long war between England & Venice was watched with great interest by the Sultan, who was most shocked to see much of England fall to Venice at the end. Reports showed Venice was in a bad shape even with its victory, and the Sultan smiled at this news after the recent belligerent behaviour of Venice.

With all the agreements signed by other nations the Sultan has learned who his friends are, and notes help offered in the past counts for little against greed. A reckoning is coming, and the Sultan plans for the Ottoman Empire to end up on the pile of its dead enemies. An even greater army is building, and new friendships being forged.

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AAR VENICE 1664-1681

The session was dominated by a war between England and Venice, with the latter dowing the most Serene republic without any justificaton, but pure greed.

A report of the war follows below:

Before session, it became clear England disliked Venice having so many CoTs compared to her. (Which is, all propaganda aside of course entirely understandable :D)

So, I asked them for a one on one if we should fight. I believe Daniel accepted this offer (but am not sure since I didn't get response, but in game he at least fought me one on one)
I didn't dare to strike first myself, because of Monck. A test in SP showed that my fire 3 admiral would be crushed by Monck, no matter what. So I waited nervously for his blow.

So instead I hided my 750 warships somewhere, started to build more and hoped Daniel would dow very late (the session started in 1664 and Monck dies in 1670). The dow came in 1667 if I am not mistaken. He claimed dotf and blocked Venézia with 700+ ships too.

I spotted he had two fleets in the pacific. One 50 ship one near New Zealand and one 100 ship one near China. Both had armies which quickly took my provinces.
I send my main fleet to this theatre to kick his smaller fleets, but he spotted me coming in time constantly and managed to hide a few times. In the meantime he racked up warscore to 60 or something because I hadn't much armies outside Italy. After that the stab hits for a CoT and 3 other provinces started. But at least I didn't meet Monck.

I then sailed back to Europe since his fleet was by then gone from Italy. Shipped Morosini with 180K and figured Daniel would have send his main fleet to Asia. So I sailed to England and landed Morosini to take London. But he was defeated :(

Then I shipped myself to Asia, liberated my stuff there to prevent stab hits for a while and again shipped to Europe and again attacked London. And again lost with morosini. In the meantime Daniel had build a 850 ship fleet and send it to China to take everything back for him. And the stab hits started again. I was losing very many warships to attrition too because of this world sailing.

So I decided I couldn't keep up with this much longer and pushed for a large scaled invasion of England with Morosini. I knew he would come back with his fleet then, but I wanted to decide the war.
Morosini first took Ireland without trouble and then landed in West-England. Daniel then attacked my fleet and won because of the coastal bonus. However, Monck was dead by now and Venice now had a fire 5 admiral too, Riva.
I retreated to the Swedish coast, regained morale and then had an insanely good roll combined with Daniel apparently have selected the wrong admiral to lead his fleet. Rupert wasn't leading it anymore. His fleet was soundly defeated. Then I knew it was a matter of time before I would win, since I now could dominate seas and ship troops from Italy to England. So despite me being covered in rebels by now, I pressed on.

The war lasted for another year or two with many cool battles, but ultimately I managed to conquer all of England and forced peace by owning all cores and all provinces connected to the capital. This time Morosini did not fail a single assault. Good man all in all ;)
Venice now owns half of England.
 
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Once upon a time, in a kingdom, a very evil kingdom, the king Dr Bob ruled his country with an ironfist, forcing his people in to great suffering and misery.
More and more people realised that Absolut, the peaceloving good guy would be a much better king than Dr Bob.


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Here you can see Dr Bob grasping for the innocent cat, which resembles justice and peace

So in the early 1680, after recieving several letters filled with Anthrax, a new german device, pretty effective if I could say so myself, Dr Bob finally abdicated and gave the throne to Absolut. Only a few years after this moment of joy and happiness, the reforms began.

20.000 soldiers were disbanded, Dr Bob had built a big army, which was too big for our support limit, so he saw no other exit than to disband some soldiers. Of course, these 20.000 soldiers were not to go unemployed, so two new manufactories were constructed to increase the wealth and decrease the unemployment. This was a successful operation, raising our income with a few ducats per month.

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Here is the Doge, trying to look cute so that he doesnt have to travel to Berlin

At this time, the all-knowing Absolut decided that it was time to make friends, so he sent invitations to England, France and Venice to a tea party in Berlin. This has now grown to a tradition, full of mysteries. Although we never got an answer from the King of England, Absolut knows he would have accepted the invitation with joy, those brits just cant resist good ol' Brandenburgian wine. The Doge unfortunately declined our invitation, with the excuse that the Balcans needed to be liberated. Absolut understood that pressing matters came before a tea party but we hope that the Doge will attend them in the future.

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The official invitation to the annual Berliner Tea Parties

Absolut now realised that to stop Dr Bob from making a countercoup, he had to fortify the country so fortresses were built all over Brandenburg, he had as a goal to upgrade them all to medium, he knew that the stupid followers of Dr Bob wouldnt be able to break through them.

As we aquired more colonies and the population grew, Absolut saw that the unemployment of the people were growing and decided to build some new manufactories. These were soon ready and the economy flourished, we had at about the same time reached new levels in infrastructure technology and the people rejoiced and celebrated Absolut in the streets.

The last reform Absolut made before his time had come, was to create the Kingdom of Prussia, with goal of unifying the entire german population, this would of course require quite a lot of wine, mainly due to the fact that Absolut didnt think that the French King would give up his German lands in a soaber condition, the result of this will of course remain to be seen.

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The Path of Light

As a final message, the people of Prussia can only hope that Absoluts predecessor will follow the path of light and justice and not succumb to the darker forces of the world, as we have seen many other monarchs do.
We hope that he will bring wealth to the people and not leave them in misery while he wages war in distant lands, to gain glory for himself.
Glory does not come through war, it comes through good deeds, and we hope that the next King will remember that.
 

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AAR Russia 1681-1703

The session started calm as always with the Friendly Russians and Austrians being peacefull as always, but however, something dark was looming over the horizon. That dark thing was the [insert dramatic pause here] Ottoman Empire.

It has been laying havoc on our borders since the dawn of man, was a proven dealbreaker and simply had grown to big for our tastes. Oh and the Tsar wished for a holidayresort in the Crim as well.

War was not declared immedeatly as the Tsar first wished to move his capital from snowy Moscow to less-than-snowy-but-still-a-lot-of-snow St. Petersburg. Also he decided the army should be reformed, he did not wish to reform the navy as he thought that navies were for big pussies.

Eventually war was declared in 1685, the war on our side went well, with the fast capture of the bordering provinces of Astrakhan, Taurai and another one, but we soon got pleads of help from our Austrian allies who grossly underestimated the Turkish onslaught, the Tsar quickly sent some help, but it was not needed as peace was soon concluded as we were able to stabhit the OE for that Mongolian province.

In the meantime Austria was forced to be a french vassal, oh well, whatever floats his boat. The armies were quickly rebuilt, some frotresses were raised and a colony or two were settled.

Then in 1698 the war against the Ottoman Empire was restarted, this time the Austrians advanced more quickly, and the Russian progress was more slower than before but we quickly gained control over some provinces when suddenly 170K soldiers landed in our southern port of Jedisan and quickly gained control over 3 southern Ukranian provinces, but their luck ran out when they met the Russians snow and we're easily beaten.

Unfortunately the war is still going on and will be decided next session.

On the religous front many provinces were converted, including Warshaw, the Tsar sees this as an acceptance from the Polish of their destiny.


Other news: - The Anti-Ottoman Fund is in dire need of money, if you want to support please send a diplomat with a shitload of cash to your nearest Russian or Austrian embassy. Please note that all gifts above 500d are taxdeductable.

- The Berliner Teaparties were sadly a failure, the Tsar being not invited being one of the reasons.

- England is now fortifying itself for a future Seelöwe, the other European powers reacted appaled and stated that they wanted to invade England when and where they wanted and with great ease preferably.

- Spain attempted to wage a war but was forgotten how to do it so they had to eventually peace out, same with the Portugese.

- France and Venice have now aquired enormous wealth, the Commie Tsar wishes to remind them that all wealth is property of the proletariat and that the goods should be redivides as so.

- Sweden was awfully quiet this session, some blame this on the unintelligibility of the Swedish language, all further communications should be done in English or Dutch.

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AAR ENGLAND 1681 - 1703

After the previous war-mad session we decided to go peaceful. Teching one infra and one trade level and minting. The minted money were used for upgrading our fortresses. Mighty in old England, large on Ireland and also a lot of upgrades in other areas. We want to avoid a repetition of what happened the previous session when we got overrun in England..

Besides the deflation event of 1692 we also had some other nice deflatory events and thus we ended up on an inflation of only slightly more than 5%, an ideal value. Anyone deliberatly having a lower inflation is a moron.

By careful trading we managed to increase our number of merchants from 116 to 142. Looking back our trading in Delhi was doubtful. It was a hell in there. Apparently too many AI nations in India. Perhaps it would have been better to entirely skip trading in that COT.

When Venice suddenly DOWed Japan we realised that the Nipponese gold provinces must have defected from Venice during the war. A quick check revealed that this was in fact so. It is pretty badly played by the rest of us not to spot this and grab them for ourselves. I must admit I did not inspect the save before starting today's game. Deservedly Venice could take them back.

Apparently Venice is still counterreformed catholics and cannot convert back. Some kind of bug here. I think they shall be allowed to be edited back to catholiscism.

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- The Berliner Teaparties were sadly a failure, the Tsar being not invited being one of the reasons.

Pah! The Berliner Tea Parties were a smashing success, the main reason the Czar wasnt invited is that the previous aggressions showed by both the Russians and previous ruler of Brandenburg had made the relations between the countries rather chilly, thus we wanted it to take it easy with the parties and start of a little easy with only France, England and Doge. ;)
 

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1681 – 1703

After the war with Brandenburg and the Ottoman Empire we invested our money in fortresses, particularly in Hungary and built a large army. In order to isolate the Ottoman Empire from his allies, we signed a NAP, valid until 1721, with Prussia. Afterwards we declared war upon the evil Ottoman Empire. Unfortunately it was rapidly clear that the Balkan was the main battlefield. It seemed that nearly the whole Ottoman army had the order to fight the Austrians. As a consequence our loyal allied Russia could announce progress. After a lot of mistakes and crash accidents we were pushed out of the Ottoman territories. Unfortunately Starhemberg was killed as he was en route to his new command. Only the genius of Prince Eugen is to thank that a further progress of the Turks into Hungary could be avoided. Finally the Tsar of Russia signed peace in order to get one province and so the second war against the Ottoman Empire ended.

After the war Austria was military weak and France threatened us with military consequences if we won’t become their vassal. Due to that fact Austria had no other option as to accept it. So the last powerful country which was in opposition to France switched the sides and the supremacy of France is now unbreakable. Nevertheless we developed our country and built manufactories. Moreover we sold our inefficient colony in West Africa to Venice.

After this short period of prosperity the third war against the Ottoman Empire started. That time it seemed that the Sultan had decided also to concentrate on the Russian border. Unfortunately this misled us to a fast expansion into the Balkan where our army was razed. Nevertheless our army was rapidly reinforced and we could maintain Slavonia and Banat. Likewise, the Russian did also a good job. They could gain control of the cot in Astrakhan and beat back a surprising landing of a large Ottoman army in Jedisan which gives us the opportunity to advance again in front of the walls of Beograd.

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AAR Venice 1681 - 1703

After the glorious war of last session where Venice completely crushed England, the Italian people decided peace. All of the sessions effort went to consolidate the realm, increase trade and to cut down the tech disadvantage.

Lady Fortune smiled to Venice, and the republic was blessed with a deflation random event and an exceptional year, cutting down the inflation. This allowed Venice to upgrade her techs in due time. No longer were we behind other powers.

Trading went quite okay, but Venice was unable to set the same presence as England and France, richer nations than us. Next session we shall start a renewed manufactory problem to solve this problem.

England was a defacto vassal, ally and friend of Venice during the session and this felt very relaxing. Also the relations with France were quite good, but news had reached the Doge that worried him.

At end of the session, the Doge could say to himself that Venice was succesful in completing all it's goals. The most Serene Republic was once again Serene.

(OOC: Yeah, yeah I know. Not really much to tell this time :D )
 

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The Empire was repeatedly attacked by the forces of evil, the infidels putting all their might towards fighting the peaceful Sultan. The wars went on long, but the superior leadership of the enemy meant the Sultan could not win against two foes. The first war saw a single province lost, hard won from a war against the decietful russians long ago.

The current war makes it seem likely more will be lost, the Empires friends no longer being so. With the Empire having been peaceful to all but two aggresive nations on its border, the Sultan remains puzzled as to the lack of friendship from other nations.

Little happened for the Empire apart from war, its resources tied up, preventing it from advancing in other areas. Little will be managed in the next few decades, the Sultan otherwise occupied.

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-1 inflation please
 

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Peace Forever? (1681 - 1703)

In the last two decades of the XVIIth century France continued it´s blessed policy of peace and noninvolvement in the troubling affairs of europe. Instead the economy was expanded even further, new manufactories built and a gigantic fortificationeffort commenced. Soon France was one big fortress which would become hell for any invader. Another university was also opened and the french society made more tolerant. In fact by 1700 the french society was the most tolerant & progressive in all of Europe! The ancient alliance with Venice was also restored which brought much joy to the french people.

In the meanwhile Austria and Russia decided to wage another war on the Ottomans. This was not of french interest at core. Louis XIV. decided, however, to use this golden opportunity to find a lasting solution for Austria, which had been a passionate enemy of France 100 years back and now needed to be reigned in and integrated into the french order. To this effect about 500.000 french and 350.000 venetian troops were amassed and military action was threatened if Austria wouldn´t agree to french overlordship withhin 6 months. Seeing as Austria had only few troops which were all fighting the Ottoman.....they agreed and Austria became a protectorate of France. Louis XIV. rejoiced. Again he had achieved his goals without firing even one shot. Frenetically celebrated by the people of France 60.000 men, commanded by General Montesquiou, marched into Austria and were stationed in Vienna. Likewise the peacekeeping force in Spain was also doubled in order to be able to effectively protect Spain in case of any aggression.

After this affair was concluded France continued to trade and prosper....though many feared....that this long and golden epoch of peace and progress would soon be over. Only time could tell...

Deflation please. :)
 
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