(sigh. I'd better preface, this is satire)
Dear God,
In reviewing my WW2 history books, I've come across a number of obvious bugs and design issues.
-Overt German militarism, rearmament, and aggression continues from 1933 on without a democratic response from the AI until well past the point any human would recognize its intentions.
-Similarly, the USA, with vast potential power sits twiddling its thumbs in depression and actually CUTS its military production until well after the agression has begun. I hope you can introduce a patch that at least tells the US not to CUT military production during the 1930's.
-There is a very cheap exploit available where the German player, with a smaller army and inferior equipment in almost all categories, can use the "Ardennes Bug" to encircle and eliminate the cream of French land forces.
-Even though an invasion of the USSR is hard coded into the German AI (Mein Kampf), the USSR still signs a non-agression pact with Germany and fulfills it right up to the day of invasion!
-Even after the UK has lost all allies and has essentially no heavy equipment left to defend itself, the AI refuses to sign generous peace terms offered by Germany including retention of its navy and empire.
-The German AI on the other hand is way too aggressive, and even while at war with the UK and USSR spontaneously declares war on the USA also after Japan attacks the US.
-Speaking of which, Japan clearly has no chance at all against the US, can the next patch just tell countries that are outmatched in manpower, resources, technology and production by multiple factors to not attack them?
Of course I know I am oversimplifying. Here's hoping that Paradox patches the glaring issues and removes the ridiculous while still leaving the irrational.
Dear God,
In reviewing my WW2 history books, I've come across a number of obvious bugs and design issues.
-Overt German militarism, rearmament, and aggression continues from 1933 on without a democratic response from the AI until well past the point any human would recognize its intentions.
-Similarly, the USA, with vast potential power sits twiddling its thumbs in depression and actually CUTS its military production until well after the agression has begun. I hope you can introduce a patch that at least tells the US not to CUT military production during the 1930's.
-There is a very cheap exploit available where the German player, with a smaller army and inferior equipment in almost all categories, can use the "Ardennes Bug" to encircle and eliminate the cream of French land forces.
-Even though an invasion of the USSR is hard coded into the German AI (Mein Kampf), the USSR still signs a non-agression pact with Germany and fulfills it right up to the day of invasion!
-Even after the UK has lost all allies and has essentially no heavy equipment left to defend itself, the AI refuses to sign generous peace terms offered by Germany including retention of its navy and empire.
-The German AI on the other hand is way too aggressive, and even while at war with the UK and USSR spontaneously declares war on the USA also after Japan attacks the US.
-Speaking of which, Japan clearly has no chance at all against the US, can the next patch just tell countries that are outmatched in manpower, resources, technology and production by multiple factors to not attack them?
Of course I know I am oversimplifying. Here's hoping that Paradox patches the glaring issues and removes the ridiculous while still leaving the irrational.
