The Pope sat down in the bedroom facing his kingdom. He used to control all of the Peninsula, but now he only controls 3 provinces. He gets up from his throne and walks over to the window. It is December 31st, 1491, and he can barely see through the blizzard. As he looks out, he sees a flash, and a vision of strong military commanders, a unified, Central-European empire, and a land to the west that was full of riches. He smiles as he falls over the balcony, the arrow still stuck through the curtain behind his body.
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Virgil sat down in the bedroom facing his kingdom. He used to control nothing, and he still doesn't. He gets up from his rocking chair and walks over to the window. It is sometime around 1520, and he can barely see through the horde of ice cream trucks. As he looks out, he sees a flash, and shuts the curtains.
"Damn paparazzi!"
As he rubs his eyes and looks out, the sees a vision of strong military commanders, a unified, European empire, and a land to the west that was full of riches. He smiles as he falls over the balcony, the arrow still stuck through the curtain behind his body.
"Ow."
PART THREE: I AM TOO LAZY TO USE THE BBCODE TAG THINGS, AND I WILL SCREW UP EVENTUALLY
Virgil rolled to the side. He lifted up his cloak and looked at his wound.
"Aha aha aha. I'm Virgil, b****!"
He shook his head, did a little dance, took a little puff, and ran down the street. Bypassers looked at him, stared up at the window, then looked back to Virgil. Virgil suddenly stopped, hiding behind an ice cream truck.
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Ok, sorry, all of this stuff is just running through my head. I can't focus. So what happened was Virgil got shot. So now he's hiding. Ok, got it? Swedes these days...
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"Who could be plotting to kill me," he thought. He looked up the street, and back down. All he saw was incredulous people staring at him.
"Uhh, sir... this ice cream truck isn't providing much cover."
A short Italian man of about 35 continued staring at Virgil, waiting for a reply. Instead, Virgil just stood up and tiptoed slowly back to his home in Murcia.
"n00b, tiptoeing won't help either..."
Virgil continued his contemplation after he was safely locked up in his throne room. "I can think of only one source... the Napulians..."
The Tuscans and Napulians have been fighting since before the Great Migration. Homer thoughtfully decided to not track the location of Napoli-on's tribe or army. Napoli-on, the aging Napulian tribe leader, was known as much for his short temper as his short...ness.
"So I'm thinking it's time to kill them?"
PART 4: I'M GOING TO BED