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Part XXXII “From a view to a kill”

Alexandria -Facing the infidel the Judge and the Teutonic knights

The Judge and the Teutonic knights anchored outside Alexandria and went ashore. On the way to the city informers told them that the infidels had prepared for an armed meeting. Luckily the Mameluks and their feared ally Persia were engaged in a war with some other infidels so no pitched battle occurred.

After a couple of days the siege began to have some effect on the city and the Judge decided to assault it. Accompanied by some of the most outstanding knights at the time he climbed the walls and encountered the infidels in close combat. The infidels were taken back and in despair over the lack of reinforcement they decided to surrender and hand over the castle. What a victory this was, Alexandria was in Christian hands.

The fleet was sent back for more crusaders and the main army moved ahead to capture Cairo. The city fell amazingly easy, only defended by 5 000 infidels. Meanwhile another army, transported from Istria, attacked Lebanon and captured the city. The two armies then started to march on the holy city; Jerusalem.

A picture of the warfare in the orient the siege of Egypt

At this point the Mameluks and the Persian had managed to arrange their armies and began to send troops against the invaders but thanks to military superiority the Christians managed to repel the attacks.

The Holy City Messalina Beaver, the Sultan, the Judge and Ahmed

Standing on the walls that protected Jerusalem Messalina Beaver and the Sultan watched the ruthless Christian hordes assemble.

“Ah, they are so many,” said Messalina Beaver in a disappointed voice. “I hope our reinforcements arrive soon”.

“Ha, we still have a card to play you know” said the Sultan in a thrilling voice. “My dear friend Ahmed has returned and he is leading the combined Arab army now”.

Messalina Beaver was shivering as she remembered the huge Arab and all their love meetings. In her mind she portrayed herself pressed against the wall, filled up by his …..Ahmed. He, he is alive then?!, I can’t believe it!” Her mouth began to water and she began to caress her breasts.

The Sultan smiled. She was a Christian horny bitch all right and if it hadn’t been for the battle he would gladly have undressed her and engaged in some serious banging on the wall. He considered her to be his slave and he was entitled to do what he wanted to her. “Well he found a ship from the Ottoman Empire in Danzig and the crew helped him back to Constantinople”.

“Oh I can’t wait, I have been missing that hairy arse”…Messalina Beaver suddenly stopped as she found the Sultan’s greedy look which seemed to penetrate her white top to be disgusting. Damned slimy rapist hasn’t even a decent sausage to play with. “Ahh, I want to convert to the one and true faith and marry him!!”

The Sultan made an unsure smile. He didn’t want Messalina to convert because he wanted to be able to bang her in her capacity as a Christian dog, as his slave whore. “Hm, we have to deal with other things first dear”. That bitch had it coming to her as soon as the battle was over, no doubt about that. He pinched her arse hard to let her know what he would do to her later. “I hope you didn’t forgot to shave this morning as I told you to do,” he said in a horny voice but he didn’t receive any answer even though he started to kiss her hard on her mouth and started to pet with her.

Outside the walls the Arab army had showed up and the two armies formed to prepare for battle. The Christians were impatient and attacked. The battle outside the walls of Jerusalem was fierce and brutal. The Judge put his hand to his sword and was striking great blows around him, chopping off heads that fell down on the hot sand.

The Arabs were under severe pressure and if it hadn’t been for Ahmed the Arabs and Persians would have been swept away by the blitzing attacks from the Christian cavalry.

The commotion made the Sultan forget about the petting and he and Messalina Beaver moved up on the walls to get a better view. “Oh Ahmed, Ahmed, he is truly blessed” shouted Messalina Beaver from the walls. “Ahmed go forward and may Allah grant you victory in this battle”.

The Sultan smiled and took a close look at her breasts. A good thing that the shaved bitch was all sexed up, much more fun when she didn’t act like a stiff nun in bed though that had to do too sometimes. Better to play with a Christian nun than play with yourself as he used to say.

Ahmed fought on together with an army that diminished one by one under the heavy pressure from the Teutonic knights

The Judge produced a smile and made the sign of the cross when he saw that the Christians were beginning to get the better of the infidels. Noble and confident he spurred his horse and made a rush against the enemy lines together with 5 000 knights. Violently he struck down all resistance and broke the moral of the remaining defenders. On seeing Ahmed he rode towards the huge infidel and struck him so violently on his head that the infidel fell to the ground with a groan badly injured and covered with blood.

“Don’t kill him” shouted Messalina Beaver from the wall, tore off her white dress and began to wave it like white flag.

At first the sight of the naked girl turned the Sultan on and he touched her breasts and his eyes checked if she had obeyed his request. “Me see you didn’t forget too make yourself ready for me this morning” he said while he began to slaver. Then his brain took command over his private parts and he realized what she was up to.

“What are you doing?” shouted the Sultan, “treason, treason!!” Unfortunately for the Sultan he and Messalina Beaver were alone on the edge of the wall since all soldiers were down on the courtyard to prepare for an eventual fall out to aid the Arab-Persian army. Hence nobody could hear him.

To calm the Sultan down and make him unconcerned she bent down and started to undress him.

“Ahh that feels so good, keep it coming”. The Sultan stopped screaming as she began to work on him with her large lips.

Messalina Beaver had suddenly stopped and took advantage of the Sultan not being steady on his feet. “Ah you pile of shit, Ahmed is more important to me than this city”. Without hesitation she pushed him hard which made him slip and fall from the wall.

A last scream rang out against the gloomy walls. “Fucking shit, and I hadn’t used my dick nearly as much as I plaaaannnnneeeed, arghhhhhhhhhh”.

Messalina Beaver watched the sultan hit the ground with a smack. “That’s for humiliating me rapist”. The only downside now was that she wouldn’t get the opportunity to suspend his dick on a stake since she officially had to lament this little accident, probably caused by heavy opium use and too many naked girls. “Well it might have been too small to hang up anyway, haha, your own dick got you killed bastard”.

She began to shout again. “We will surrender if you spare Ahmed´s life, a Holy City for his life”. At the same time a Christian Arab opened up the gates to the city. Soon Christian brutes poured through the opening and everybody forgot about Ahmed when they saw a possibility to capture the Holy City. After this followed a slaughter that can´t be described in words. The Teutonic knights went berserk, the knights rushed about in a sea of blood and bodies were piled up both inside and outside the city.

In the meantime Messalina Beaver, who told the crusaders that she was a Christian slave, managed to leave the city. She found Ahmed wounded and managed to get him on a horse. “We must go to Damascus dear, we will be safe in that city. Now all I have to do is to find a decent razor, then we will make up for all time we have been separated dear”.
 
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That woman sure has a thing about razors...I know I wouldn't let her ANYWHERE near me with one...she is far to dangerous and a loose cannon to trust having anything sharper than stale bread in her hands... :)
 

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Thanks for reading Amric. As for miss Beaver it is a lucky thing that she seems to focus the use of the razor to herself but you never know with Messalina I guess. A most unpredictable women except when it comes to one topic… :rofl:
 

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Vperic, wow, that’s a achievement, thanks a lot. I was afraid that this story had become to huge to get through. I am not sure about your question but I have my suspicions… :D

I will definitely finish this story, actually I am writing on the update, called Steel lips & sandpaper * cough * :cool: . The result will be out later this week or perhaps next week depending on real life + the work with my other AARs :)
 

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Every decent siege in history involves some bitch among the defenders, who gets them all slaughtered in the end. Nice piece of work, Judge!
 

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Nalivayako that is probably true. Well if Ahmed had known the reason for why Jerusalem fell into Christian hand he sure would have been quite pissed off I guess :)

Thanks for reading :)
 

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Part XXXIII “German Bratwurst or French Fries?”

Marienburg Miss Hoover, Fawkes Squealer and Adolf Heinrich

The news of the great victory over the unbelievers spread like a wild fire all over Europe. In Marienburg Miss Hoover received the news with mixed emotions.

“We have to use this to our advantage” shouted Fawkes Squealer to Miss Hoover and Adolf Heinrich.

“Ya” said Adolf Heinrich laconically.

“ Ah well if only I knew that the Arab had been cut to pieces, then I would have something to take comfort in at least” said Miss Hoover and made a disappointed smile.

“Well we got Alexandria and Jerusalem in the peace deal” said Fawkes Squealer “but that damned self important bastard, the Judge that is, gave Jerusalem away as a vassalage, and he didn’t even asked us for permission. I tell you, he is preparing to take over the whole Ordenstaat and don’t give a shit about the party and us anymore”.

“What!, I can´t be true! He didn’t ask us! Treason, treason” Miss Hoover was red all over her face and her breasts moved up and down as she screamed.

“No arrest, can´t be done, he has the whole army with him there, he is a hero, they would cut us to pieces”. Adolf Heinrich tried to produce a bit longer sentences than usual.

“Well lets think of something shall we” shouted Miss Hoover. “I expect to find a couple of hairy arses on stakes outside my castle soon; yours or Ahmed´s and the Judges, it is your choice”.

Istria French Kissing Erika Blow and a French Agent

Erika Blow was yearning for passion. She hadn’t experienced LOVE since she was caught by the thought police and sent to the dungeons in the Ministry of Love. The rumours of the great Christian victory had reminded her that it was a long time ago since she felt naked skin against her body. Yes, she needed it badly, bad enough to actively find it. It was not that she planned on being unfaithful, no, not at all. Well maybe a little, but nothing serious. French kissing didn’t really count. Like a highly- strung lioness in the night she steered her beautiful, slender legs to a bar called the Pleasure Doom. Inside a dark Frenchman, possibly a French agent, began to court her.

“Mon Cheri, come her to Papa” said the Frenchman.

“Oh treat me good then”. She placed on of her legs between his legs to show him that she was prepared. “I love French fries you know, especially those big, oily ones with garlic”. Moments later she found herself in a small, dark room in the Pleasure Doom together with the man.

“So you do like French food? Our King Henri III should meet you. You do know that he is rather pissed off by all the commotion the Teutonic Order has created in Europe?” said the Frenchman with a cunning smile.

“Ah, he might need an insider then? ”Erika slowly began to undress, exposing her slender legs and her large, soft breasts. When she was about to throw off her briefs she hesitated. Was she doing the right thing? Her nipples were hard and stiff and she breathed heavily as the man started to kiss her thighs. The man made a sudden move for her briefs. “Ahh, no don’t take my briefs off, not yet at least”. Henri III, that might be a winner she thought as saliva filled her mouth, maybe better than waiting for the Judge.

Suddenly the man made a jerk and her briefs cracked “Naughty boy!” she exclaimed while giggling loudly. She slapped him hard on his arse. “Only some French kissing I told you”. The Judge was waiting for her all right but after all she was only a women, a vulnerable, fragile women; a victim of lusts burning with the desire to feel real love.

His tongue was gliding all over her naked body and she felt that something else was approaching her, something quite different. “No, I have a great warrior waiting for me in the Holy land you know, must save the best for him”.

“Henri III is also a great warrior, loaded with gold and jewellery and he needs to find a wife. France is preparing for a war for supremacy in Europe and you got to chose side now, soon it will be too late for that and all traitors will burn, burn I tell you”. The Frenchman was groaning out the words in the dark.

Erika violently pushed back his head and then gently directed it towards her hard nipples. She then felt that his tongue descended down on her body again and she couldn’t resist it anymore, “ahh yes that’s lovely. Only French kissing, I am saving myself for a great crusader, at least I wish to think so, ohhh, AHHHHHHHH”, she screamed right out into the night and her sweaty body shivered with delight.

“My turn now” said the Frenchman, I am in a pole position and you know that French fries are the right thing for you”. He stood up and pointed his French in an accusing manner against her as if to say, “pay back time darling, welcome to Paris”.

He began to approach her and it was obvious that the intention was to complete the meeting in a way she didn’t desire. However she knew what she had to do to avoid being unfaithful to the Judge. She moistened her lips and made a smacking sound with them to catch his attention. Like an animal he froze and she met him with her lips.

“Oh my, never felt so strong lips before, ahhhh, ohhh, Henri III will love it!”

She smiled, long hard work had made her lips hard like steel and in order to pump all energy from his body and avoid being unfaithful she decided to give him a thorough work out. First she used the lips to do the hard part with them, then as she felt the time had come, she used her tongue, rough like sandpaper, to finish the session.

The man was standing naked in front of her, red all over his face and he could hardly stand on his feet as her sandpaper tongue frequently moved.

“Ahh, that’s good, I want my men hot and naked”. She stopped just to tease him and giggled as she could see desperation glowing in his eyes.

“Please continue, those lips are dynamite” hissed the Frenchman.

Soon her steel lips and sandpaper tongue was back to maximum capacity. Her head was moving rapidly and suddenly, just as she feared that the man would faint of exhaustion she heard him scream.

“Vive La France!” shouted the man and then his voice broke. With a groan he sank down on the floor trembling like if he had been stung by an electric eel.

She took a look at him and smiled. Not so big anymore and no threat to her affection for virginity. It was her choice now, France or Germany, a tough question indeed. However this was the time for pleasure, not tough political decisions. The time had come to make him work again as she still wasn’t satisfied. She offered her feet to him and like a dog he started to kiss and lick them; totally in her hands as he now was.

“Your feet are soft mademoiselle, Henri III will like that” said the man.

She laughed. “I believe you owe me one more for that treatment eh, let us forget about Henri III for now shall we?” She touched him with her toes. The man nodded consent, grabbed her foot and started to lick his way up her legs. The feeling of warm saliva on her skin made her howl silently in the dark. Oh if only the Judge was here, she loved him very much but Henri III was also waiting for her virginity loaded with money and jewellery.

“Ahh” she began to groan as the tongue coiled over her thigh. Her nipples were stiff as iron buds and all the excitement made her sweat immensely. She placed her legs around his neck to be able to press his head harder against her skin. “Ah”, he closed in, “Oohhh” she exploded in convulsions on the bed and with her legs she pressed his head so hard that he almost couldn’t breath “Henri III where are you! I want that money!!”. With a smile she released him and started to get dressed again even though she really was tempted to have another go at it. –

- As she kissed the man goodbye she pondered, the Judge or Henri III , which one would provide best for her and her little future, German bratwurst or French Fries, tough question indeed.

Next day a fleet consisting of 80 ships sailed into the port of Istria. Not a single ship carried the official party flag, portraying Big Sister. Instead the flag of the Ordenstaat, a white flag with a black cross were raised on all ships. Alexandria was once again a Christian province and 10 000 knights had been left there. Jerusalem had been granted independence as the Kingdom of Jerusalem. There was no praising of Big Sister and the few thought agents, political officers, had vanished from the army. Indeed this was an ominous sign for Big Sister and her beloved party.
 
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Well, Judge, old bean....Great update, as to be expected from you. I do think that the Judge will have to do some serious clean up in Marienburg and get Big Sister cut down to size, as it were....
 

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King Yngvar, just wait until Cum Deo the movie is out. Cameron Diaz will play Erika Blow… :cool:

Amric thanks, well I think that the Judge will get into some serious problems soon, can´t tell you more but I have played ahead and dark clouds are quickly approaching…. :)
 

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Judge - I finally read through this "magnum" opus and what can I say? Incredible! You have not only sustained this tale for many months, but also been able to keep up the high level of writing and sex. A true feat.

I suppose STD's have not yet occured on the scene. One would think with all the screwing going on, someone would have caught something by now.

And though it's a tad late, I would like to cast my vote for Erika Blow as my favorite sex goddess. Though not sure about Diaz to play her - too skinny and rather tiny breasts. Drew Barrymore however...now that's an inspired choice...she has a pedigree for acting, you know...and quite lovely as well. :D

Overall, sir, a masterpiece. I apologize for taking so long to get around to it, but I am certainly glad that I did!
 

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Coz 1, thanks a lot for those kind words! Glad to hear that you enjoyed the writing and it is a pleasure to see that new readers actually take their time to get into the story.

This AAR hasn’t turned out the way I planned but somehow I am quite pleased with it since it has allowed me to experiment a lot.

The story is partly inspired by Orwell´s 1984. Some may think that sex has nothing to do with 1984 but love & sex was very important for the party in 1984 and it was essential to oppress any tendencies that people enjoyed sex or love.

My idea with the sex parts was to rearrange/reverse the party ideologue so in this story the party is equally aware of the importance of sex and love but here Big Sister actively uses it to her advantage. Perhaps a bit weird but I find it to be an interesting quasi intellectual idea to write about at least :cool:


Drew Barrymore, hm well that is a very good idea. I might pick up my phone tonight and give her agent a call :D
 

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Arg, still going Judge! Give me a few days to get back to read this fully.

(And yes, sex was a big part of 1984, power over sex blah blah blah)
 

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Gjerg, nice to hear from you. You may have some posts to catch up on but hopefully a lot of sex, violence and confused "philosophical" monologues will make it somewhat more endurable (and you might have missed some of the new pictures). Thanks for reading :D
 

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Part XXXIIII The Heat is ON

The Political situation in Europe 1580

In 1580 Europe was divided between a couples of super alliances led by the most prominent countries in Europe. France, the Teutonic Order, England, Russia and Spain were the leaders of each of these alliances. Beside these large alliances a variety of weaker alliances also existed.

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A picture of Europe in 1575

The alliances were evenly matched and it seemed impossible for any one to be conquered by the others even in combination. However for a long time there had been a silent agreement that should one alliance get too powerful, the others would make a joint attack. This was called the Bad Boy doctrine and it kept a healthy check on each country in Europe. However things was about to change.

France had increasingly been feeling threatened by the powerful German alliance, lead by the Teutonic Order. In the middle of Europe a weak alliance consisting of Strasburg and Oldenburg, situated between the French and the German alliance, had been struggling to survive. In a desperate move the Strasburg alliance tried to take advantage of the ongoing crusade that the Teutonic Order had launched in the Holy land. This provoked full war with Austria, the Teutonic Order and Bavaria.

The result of the war will most likely lead to a change in the delicate balance that has existed. Meanwhile the young ambitious French king, Henri III, is preparing to make a move which will throw Europe in to a war that will last for decades.

Paris Palais Royal Henri III and Erika Blow

“Ah so finally the fire has been lit”. The French King Henri III was walking around in his palace carefully considering what to do. “Let us see how this turns out but; prepare for war! Moreover send in that sweet girl who I shall fu,..eh I mean make friends with”.

Erika Blow entered the room. “Sire, I am delighted to finally meet you”. She was dressed in a mini-skirt and a thin blouse, resembling an innocent angel as the sunrays hit her beautiful golden hair.

“So you are the famous girl from Istria. The key to the Teutonic Order if I understand it correctly eh?” Greedily his eyes fixated her, first her long delicious legs and then her face and lips. “Steel lips hm got to test those soon”. Henri III placed a long gold chain around her neck and gently kissed her. “Smooth skin you have, should be nice to lick on if I may say so”.

“Thank you sire, I love a stiff tongue on my skin”. She began to slaver when she saw the thick gold chain. He was a charm and above all a king. What to do with her virginity? There could only be one, Henri III or the Judge. “Oh, what a nice touch that kiss had sire, it makes me sweat you know”. She giggled and touched him with one of her legs.

The King smiled and swallowed as he felt her breasts when he again kissed her, this time on her lips. She was a nice little bitch who knew what she wanted. She had a lot of banging coming her way all right. “Come on dear, dinner is waiting”.

Istanbul Messalina Beaver and Ahmed

“Oh Ahmed finally you have awakened from your coma” exclaimed Messalina Beaver as Ahmed slowly was recovering from his terrible wound inflicted by the Judge in the battle of Jerusalem.

A silent groan. “Yeahhh, right, I can feel that it still works” Ahmed managed to produce a slight smile in the dark room.

“Good, I am dying for a snack”. Messalina Beaver’s mouth was suddenly filled with saliva. “Long time no see, I better go and find my razor again”.

Istria The Judge

“Where is she?” As the crusaders had disembarked the Judge began to look around for Erika Blow. After a day’s search ominous news suddenly arrived. A war had exploded in central Europe. Soldiers from Strasburg and Oldenburg were crossing the borders to the Ordenstaat while the German army had left the Ordenstaat undefended. There was no time to lose, the crusaders had to march. “Damned, damned, what has happened to Erika?” shouted the Judge in anger “I hope the infidels haven’t kidnapped her”. Little did he know about what was happening in Palais Royal in Paris.

Marienburg Miss Hoover, Fawkes Squealer and Adolf Heinrich

“Shit its time to act, if we don’t take out Strasburg the French will join the bashing party”. Fawkes Squealer was yelling inside the palace, urging Big Sister to mobilize every party member.

“Well perhaps we have to keep our promise to the Pope. To keep the balance in Europe we were only to expand outside Europe” said Miss Hoover AKA “Big Sister” angrily “so why on earth are we attacked?”.

“To hell with all the agreements”. Fawkes Squealer was furious. “Strasburg dared to act because they hope France will join the war and thrash our arses. We have to act NOW and put an end to the war as soon as possible”.

“Yess, our army of crusaders are soon in place and then I will cook Henri III’s arse while he still is alive”. Miss Hoover was slavering while she portrayed a naked Henri III placed over a large bowl of hot water deep inside the Ministry of Love. She laughed over and over again.

Adolf Heinrich and Fawkes Squealer looked at each other. Perhaps Big Sister soon would hate Henri III more than Ahmed? For all gold in the world they had no desire to trade place with him. However soon it became evident that Miss Hoover hadn’t forgot about Ahmed yet.

She continued to talk to herself. “A snack before the real feast would be lovely darling Ahmed. No blood? Surely you are joking, there is lots of it to be found in the dungeons in the Ministry of Love”. She smiled. “Yeah that will make him nervous. I will tell him it is only a part of the act, kiss him and he will wonder if there is some serious dicking going on…then a little cut that will not hurt too much”. Her eyes started to shine and with her lips she demonstrated exactly what would happen after the first cut. –

”Back and forth, back and forth”. Her lips were opened and then tightly pressed together. ”Ah a horrible pain followed by comforting and love, love for the party, love for Big Sister, at least while it is still functioning. I will use it and then, again a cut…it will go on for hours and hours and in the closing stages, when the end will come, he will have to beg me for mercy of course, naked and miserable he will regret his sins and he will start loving Big Sister, then he will beg me to kill him because of all his evildoings towards me and the party, yeah he will yearn for death out of love for me”.

Fawkes Squealer smiled as he watched Miss Hoover. She was trembling and her eyes had a mad glow. Her beautiful large breasts, hovering up and down under the thin blouse were clearly visible, almost living a life of their own out of pure excitement. She licked her lips and he could tell that she was extremely horny.

Fawkes Squealer felt the time had come to interrupt her. “Yeah and Messalina will get some nice treatment too, I have developed a new torture instrument solely for her. It is called the hot rod and it is a glowing metal rod that I will insert into…”

“Stop, don’t tell too much, you will spoil the fun for Miss Hoover”. Adolf Heinrich wanted the torture to be a surprise and silenced Fawkes Squealer.

“Well boys, we sure will have a nice little party when our two renegades are caught” said Miss Hoover in a cheerful voice and her mouth began to water again. She grabbed hold of Fawkes Squealer. Her breasts were moving up and down and she had a horny smile on her lips. “Come on drop your clothes, I need it now”.

A MAP OVER THE ACTION in 1580
 

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Ah, we all know Erika likes a stiff anything, tongue or otherwise! :D

I feel kind of bad for Henri III - at least he's enjoying the calm before the storm, so to speak.
 

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Did not think I would be the one saying this, but who needs maps when you have girls like this? :D So, what is the deal with King of France, is he going to get in or he too busy with the enemy within?
 

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Coz1 yes she seems to be a connoisseur :cool: Well Henri III is no dove so Erika might have gone too far this time. Remember what happened to her forerunner the Shooter girl (not the one Mr T was after)

King Yngvar I checked and the pictures should show. Thanks for reading :)

Nalivayako, that’s a good praise coming from a picture wizard like you. In next update you will find out exactly how involved Henri III will get, both with domestic and peripheral things :D