In the CUE campaign press-room, before the background of a single block of deep blue, Oliver Strasse, jaw-firm and blond hair pressed elegantly across his forehead, kicked off the party campaign with a direct message to the voters of Eutopia;
I have a message. A message to deliver to the Eutopian people. I don't care if you're from the North. I don't care if you're an Anglo. I don't care if you're sitting across the border in St. Esprit, or Tilapia. You are all Eutopians and I want you to listen!
I am not proud of the CUE's achievements last term. I will be the first person to admit that for a great many reasons mostly out of our control, we failed in our mission. But we have reformed. We have a new message and we are not willing once again to lay down on our backs while the apparatchiks in the ESA turn our country into a Soviet-style dependancy state and the chit-chatters in the UMP twitter about all their ill-conceived ideas, when what we need is action, not talk. The CUE truly is the party of the hardworking Eutopian fed up with high taxes and government regulation; the party of the family that sees little opportunity in our current education system for its children and wants a tougher stance on hooligans and common thuggery; the party of the pensioner, who has seen our country riven apart by conflict and our traditions flaunted in the name of change for changes sake; and the party of the young person, who wants to be free to walk on the streets in the evenings without concern, achieve a good university education, and see Eutopia's cross-cultural communities restored for the benefit of all.
In the next few days we will be releasing our manifesto - to show you all exactly what we intend to do if you lodge your vote with us. Our watchwords of Patriotism, Freedom, Opportunity, Justice, Community and Morality shall trumpet to the nation what we stand for.
I am Oliver Strasse, CUE candidate for the General Assembly. Thankyou.
I have a message. A message to deliver to the Eutopian people. I don't care if you're from the North. I don't care if you're an Anglo. I don't care if you're sitting across the border in St. Esprit, or Tilapia. You are all Eutopians and I want you to listen!
I am not proud of the CUE's achievements last term. I will be the first person to admit that for a great many reasons mostly out of our control, we failed in our mission. But we have reformed. We have a new message and we are not willing once again to lay down on our backs while the apparatchiks in the ESA turn our country into a Soviet-style dependancy state and the chit-chatters in the UMP twitter about all their ill-conceived ideas, when what we need is action, not talk. The CUE truly is the party of the hardworking Eutopian fed up with high taxes and government regulation; the party of the family that sees little opportunity in our current education system for its children and wants a tougher stance on hooligans and common thuggery; the party of the pensioner, who has seen our country riven apart by conflict and our traditions flaunted in the name of change for changes sake; and the party of the young person, who wants to be free to walk on the streets in the evenings without concern, achieve a good university education, and see Eutopia's cross-cultural communities restored for the benefit of all.
In the next few days we will be releasing our manifesto - to show you all exactly what we intend to do if you lodge your vote with us. Our watchwords of Patriotism, Freedom, Opportunity, Justice, Community and Morality shall trumpet to the nation what we stand for.
I am Oliver Strasse, CUE candidate for the General Assembly. Thankyou.