Crusader Kings III: sexy DLC and mobile app version

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It looks terrible, but it somehow has high ratings with 500,000+ installs at a cost of 2.99
It's actually a really, really good game. So no surprise it has high ratings.

Hence why it is also on Steam, and has "Very Positive" ratings.

It has a ton of charm, and consequences for choices. A "card" game sure. Looks pretty basic too. But it really makes up for it. Bit odd saying it "somehow" has high ratings.

I wish I could have my own character as an avatar forum at least!
That's a +1 for Ruler Designer that's for sure! Though I wish I could take photos of my face, at different angles as an option for higher accuracy, and have that pre-sculpt/define the face. To whatever fits the closest. That'd be a feature I'd pay for as a standalone ontop of Ruler Designer (though hopefully they wont be selling that but it will come in base game.)
 
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Paradox would be foolish to let the perverted modding community steal its profits.

The company should develop and release 'sexy' DLC, making CK3 their best-selling product.

CK3 should also be converted into a free fantasy cosplay dating app for mobile phone users with premium paid features such as customized clothing, marriage, children, etc.

I had wayyy to much fun with this lol

CK3:naughty nuns and perverted priests
CK3:blasphemous burkas and nymphy niqaabs
CK3:girthy gurus and randy rajas
CK3:hung horses and sultry sheep
CK3:buff berserkers and sexy shieldmaidens
CK3:sexy sultanas and erotic emirs
CK3:busty basilissas and come hither crusaders
 
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All this and no mention of glitterhoof?

Impossible, we all know we need a dating sim with the main character being glitterhoof and his girlfriend, your mission of the game is still steal her from glitterhoof, there will be a complex story line that will be written down for Eons, that future humanity will cherish in its hearts in song and dance.

The story line?

Glitterhoof's father is Charlemagne but secretly converted to Islam while being decreed as a Roman Emperor by the Pope, this scandal is worsened by the fact he starts to have intimate relations with the pope himself, but once Charlemagne reveals his true religion to the Pope, the pope is not mad, he understands and admits his sympathy for Baltic Paganism. However Charlemagne is saddened by this news and is somehow judgemental, so he travels across the known geography of the planet where he meets glitterhoof's mother, in Mongolia, the horse of Genghis Khan himself (Charlemagne is actually immortal fun facts, throw away your history books), they proceed to have intimate courtship time and produce a heir, that is glitterhoof, but this child is illegitimate... so he lives in hiding in the USA, but eventually has a fascination with anime and moves to japan, where he learns the ways of Shintoism and becomes a samurai, he proceeds to go back to USA and get his high school diploma, this is where you come in, a descendant of Von Habsburg, with an evil plan to steal glitterhoof's girlfriend, which:

spoiler alert

You get her because of your amazing chin

Ultimately I think paradox can do a lot with this story-line and it will be a lot of good for them.

The sim can be called; "Glitterhoof's heart goes glitter-poof"

This is copyrighted btw so please dm me before making this into a full fledged game
 
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It's actually a really, really good game. So no surprise it has high ratings.

Hence why it is also on Steam, and has "Very Positive" ratings.

It has a ton of charm, and consequences for choices. A "card" game sure. Looks pretty basic too. But it really makes up for it. Bit odd saying it "somehow" has high ratings.


That's a +1 for Ruler Designer that's for sure! Though I wish I could take photos of my face, at different angles as an option for higher accuracy, and have that pre-sculpt/define the face. To whatever fits the closest. That'd be a feature I'd pay for as a standalone ontop of Ruler Designer (though hopefully they wont be selling that but it will come in base game.)
Should the Paradox mobile app version also be a card game or go which direction?
 

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I don't know I don't play games on mobile, with Reigns I only ever played it on PC. And I don't even like card games.

I'm probably the worst person to ask about mobile games because I only ever game on my PC. I didn't bulk enough to carry a PC on my back alongside everything needed to play games on the go with it. But a boy can dream. It'd be quite the sight I'm sure.

But card games work well enough on mobile from what I can see, so do CYOAs.
 

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Okay, I finally did some market research, and there is only one CK2/dynasty-lookalike mobile game that I can find: "Reigns"

It looks terrible, but it somehow has high ratings with 500,000+ installs at a cost of 2.99

Paradox could immediately seize this entire mobile market for high profit if they invested just a little bit into mobile development.


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It is a nice game indeed.