Crusader Kings II: Claws of the Meowars Announced on Suspicious Date!

[Fewrfreyut]

I thought this one was rather funny. Though personally (I'm more a dog person ) I'm looking forward to the expansion, which also unlocks dogs. :rofl:

 

[Darkrenown]

I thought this one was rather funny. Though personally (I'm more a dog person ) I'm looking forward to the expansion, which also unlocks dogs. :rofl:

Boy do I have a game for you!

 

[Bj0rn]

Bears!
Not cats!

This, for all that is holy, this

 

[buhite2]

All right guys, get modding. CK-Z exists afterall.

 

[gaaz453]

I pay a lot of catmoney for this DLCat.

 

[Calahir]

I remember a couple of days ago someone proposed a monkey invasion dlc and posted a screenshot containing a royal family of Nubia or Abbyssinia with portraits of monkeys. Nice to have a creative community, huh?

 

[Haldan]

Is good is yez. We can haz DLC, yes???

 

[Ruwaard]

Boy do I have a game for you!

Finally something more up my alley! :rofl:

 

[Sarius1997]

I hate April Fools. A fake DLC? Really? Why not go cancel another good game (like East vs West) and instead pump out dev diaries on Runemaster and other mainstream games for the already over saturated casual gamer fanboys out there. What happened to you Paradox? You used to be cool and niche, I get we used to be a couple but now I'm not sure, I'm just not "feeling it anymore". It's not you, it's me. No wait..it is you. I WANT A DIVORCE!!!!!!

Dude, i know. We all had a tough month, but everyone of us needs to move on.

 

[sgt.stickybomb]

i NEED THIS RIGHT MEOW

 

[Yakub Beg]

I'm really surprised no one has actually mentioned the one historical thing that really could be used to create a rare event chain in either CKII or EUIV that involves cats. I'll just leave this link here: A Rocket Cat? Early Modern Explosives Treatises at Penn

Also see: Crimean Tom, Rocket Cats and the Felines of War: The fuzzy heroes of history over at Medium's War is Boring.

Disclaimer: Please don't try this with your neighbor's cat.

 

[FredricBastiat]

I for one look forward to destroying my enemies in the thermonuclear catsplosion!

 

[brxbrx]

I'd rather the April Fool's joke had been Sunset Invasion or Rajas of India

 

[soldier2975]

April Furs? If not confurmed as an April Furs i will consider this an Ofurcial DLC. I'm sure it will be purrrfect.

For historical accuracy you could add the historical event where the first cat learned to play music.

Here is a documentary:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ

Better be added as music aswell.


Leaked dungeon footage:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM5BCjNswd0 (The Tiger is exclusive to Indians)

 

[takedown47]

Protip: Hate April fools? Don't click on funnily named threads posted on April first. I hate lettuce, so I don't go to the vegetable isle in the supermarket and dive face-first into the lettuce counter and then scream that people need to stop growing lettuce.

Protip: Don't piss off loyal customers.

 

[CatKnight]

Protip: Don't piss off loyal customers.

My heart bleeds for you. Here, have some catnip. You'll feel better.

 

[elmorteUA]

 

[Thure]

I hate April Fools. A fake DLC? Really? Why not go cancel another good game (like East vs West) and instead pump out dev diaries on Runemaster and other mainstream games for the already over saturated casual gamer fanboys out there. What happened to you Paradox? You used to be cool and niche, I get we used to be a couple but now I'm not sure, I'm just not "feeling it anymore". It's not you, it's me. No wait..it is you. I WANT A DIVORCE!!!!!!

What on Runemaster is mainstream...? It's inspired by older Heroes of MIght and Magic games... I don't think this is very mainstream. A mainstream RPG would be a a Action-RPG ala Skyrim or Dragon Ages.

 

[Darkrenown]

Protip: Don't piss off loyal customers.

So not only do you take the time to check out an April fool's thread when you profess to hate the subject, but you are keeping up with the comments? Well I'm sure it makes sense to you. Dive right into that lettuce!

 

[takedown47]

So not only do you take the time to check out an April fool's thread when you profess to hate the subject, but you are keeping up with the comments? Well I'm sure it makes sense to you. Dive right into that lettuce!

maybe I was somewhat passive aggressive and I no longer hate April Fool's because the lettuce thing was actually quite funny, but still, I was tricked into thinking this was a real DLC!! I'm still waiting for that much promised Zombie DLC from last year