Crusader Kings II: Claws of the Meowars Announced on Suspicious Date!

[Veldmaarschalk]

Great news, specially since two of my cats celebrate their birthday today.

 

[CivandEUIII]

I would buy this. Paradox pls, make reality ;_;
that said I can also try to mod something similar in.
Try.
Not succeed.

 

[balmung60]

Critical advice for this DLC: Keep cats away from dwarf characters. Normally, the interaction will be harmless and the cat will adopt the dwarf like any other character. However, dwarves have been known to go crazy and start slaughtering cats and turning them into food and leather while muttering something about framerates. Also, on rare occasions, cats near dwarves have been known to experience a sudden increase in body temperature from the normal 101.5 degrees (Fahrenheit) to several million degrees (doesn't really matter what scale), producing what scholars have termed a "thermonuclear catsplosion", one of which is believed to have been used by the Cat-toman Turks to overcome the Theodosian Walls of Cat-stantinople.

 

[HolyOne]

It's already out, called the Elder Kings mod.

http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum...crolls-mod&p=16546739&viewfull=1#post16546739

 

[wolfing]

I would never ally the cat kingdom. They would ignore all your calls to arms, but when you don't need them, they join you and just create attrition on your armies.

 

[Caesar01]

Haha! Nice 1st April Joke, guys! XD

 

[Vasili1097]

I don't see this DLC being very good since they nerfed the tabbies.

 

[antigravitycat]

I hope this also includes the kitteh portraits.

 

[Gundqr]

You almost had me Paradox, but then I saw "credible game journalist."

The "credible" blew it

 

[VersusAllOdds]

Included into the DLC:

-Siamese Face pack
-Persian Face pack
-Big Cats - feline cultural units
-Religion: Catolic and Meowism, as well as the arch-nemeses Purri and Purria
-New illness: Catatonic

 

[constantinople!]

What are you doing Paradox? Releasing this DLC will be cat-astrophic!

 

[AdamPA1006]

Perfect

 

[Varus90]

I would never ally the cat kingdom. They would ignore all your calls to arms, but when you don't need them, they join you and just create attrition on your armies.

Yeah, those guys are total jerks. Did you see The Cat Returns? Classic Cat Kingdom.

 

[yourworstnightm]

Still better than the Aztecs. Now who'd win. Cats or Secret Bears? Secret Bear Cats? Make it happen.

 

[riadach]

Perfect

You could have tried harder here.

 

[Rognvaldr19]

Still better than the Aztecs. Now who'd win. Cats or Secret Bears? Secret Bear Cats? Make it happen.

I would just settle for secret bears

 

[Tufto]

Still better than the Aztecs. Now who'd win. Cats or Secret Bears? Secret Bear Cats? Make it happen.

Secret Aztec Cat-Bears! .

 

[Mudcrab]

Included into the DLC:

-Siamese Face pack
-Persian Face pack
-Big Cats - feline cultural units
-Religion: Catolic and Meowism, as well as the arch-nemeses Purri and Purria
-New illness: Catatonic

Winner!

 

[fangmanator]

If you rename Aragon to Catalonia I will purrchase.

 

[GreatSlayer]

Yeah... I want this.