Inner Circle:Yes, but can they cope with the awesome might of Buch?
Maj. von Mauser: Indeed.
4th Dimension: Or you can wait until his subs get nailed.
Enewald: Soon. Then we get to the interesting part. Glad you caught that reference too.
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Hitler: This is the seventh meeting of the 3rd Reich. I’m sure that something important has happened, and I still expect you to tell me what it is. Von Blomberg, how goes production and research?
Von Blomberg: Designing new tank, moterized infantry, assembly line, and encryption. Building destroyer fleet and mountaineers.
Now I can finally build stuff that doesn't suck!
Hitler: Excellent. Now Constatin, how’s things in the diplomatic world?
Von Neurath: …
Hitler: Constatin, seriously how are things diplomatically?
Von Neurath: ….
Hitler: CONSTATIN! HOW ARE THINGS DIPLOMATICALLY?!?
Von Neurath: ….
Hess: i tink dat his pulin a crazee.
Hitler: Hmm… *smacks Von Neurath on the head*
Von Neurath: ….
Hess: lol is hi slepin.
Hitler: *checks pulse* No… he’s dead.
Hess: ……i gt is wallt!
Hitler: Well that explains why he smelled so bad.
Canaris: I thought it was because he was old.
Hitler: Crap, now I have to get a new minister. Well Hess, seeing as you don’t seem to participate in these meetings much, I appoint you temporary diplomat.
Hess: orly?
Hitler: Yes. Now read Constatin’s stuff while Canaris removes the body.
Canaris: Yea-WHAT?! Why do I have to move the body? Can’t someone else do it?
Hitler: NO! Since you almost never have anything to share, you are now required to move the corpses.
Canaris: But I don’t wanna move dead stuff! They’re… dead, and smelly!
Hitler: DO IT IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR JOB!
Canaris: … Fine. *drags corpse away, but falls down stairs and is stuck under body*
Hitler: Now Hess, what’s going on in the world?
Hess: teh chekoslovakins got buthurt dat we tuk dare land, teh japnees tuk teh captal of china but stil suk, and dare r a craplod of trad dels.
Germany, now coming in Sudeten brand goodness.
Japan, you're really being stupid
Hitler: Great. Buch, how’s the spy killing going?
Buch: OH YEAH!
Fritsch: He said that he’s killed multiple spies. Mainly from Russia.
Hitler: Ahh, the only Russian agents I care about are the KGB, and they don’t do espionage.
Buch: OH YEAH!
Fritsch: He asked if you’re sure.
Hitler: Of course I’m sure! Stalin’s more concerned over his safety from assassins then to use them to spy. Now since Canaris isn’t here, Buch try and read his report.
Buch: OH… YE…..A….H!
Fritsch: It’s mostly illegible, and the parts that are talk about magical gremlins and other such nonsense.
Hess: lmao! wat a retard!
Hitler: Note to self: fire Canaris. Beck, how are the tanks rolling anyway?
Beck: $*)@) (*% %$&*% *^ %*^*()^()& %#$^%# ^$#&%*&(^ ^#^$## &$% ^%#$&% *&$^%$*( &%&$.
Fritsch: The tanks are done, and that man who was begging for one of them’s now etremely happy.
Beck: $^$#%*^ ()&)( #^%# ^$&%&*% *(%*(^^# %$$#^$.
Fritsch: Oh, and mountaineers are being made as well.
Mountaineers are very useful
Hitler: Great. Now Raeder, how do you feel about the new Destroyer squadron that’s in production?
Raeder: …HAPPY.
Say that when England pummels us...
Goring: You won’t be once the airforce pummels your tin cans into dust!
Raeder: SILENCE!
Goring: Admit it! The air is king! We destroy the land and the sea!
Raeder: RAGE!
Goring: What’s the worst your navy can do? Thow pellets at us?
Raeder: KILL!
Goring: Ah shi—
Hitler: Meeting adjourned. Now let’s go watch Raeder pummel Goring!
*leaves to watch Raeder pummel Goring*
Canaris: Uhh, guys? Help. I’m still stuck under him. Guys…