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Guys, this update will be pretty bad, not in success terms but I lost my history file for 27 years.
Had a CTD, went back to the game started the autosave file, forgot to save the old history.txt, crap, empty history.
Sorry, but I got some notes at least.

1503 or so : Not doing much, mostly trading and trying to keep those rebels at peace.

It's mostly quiet for 10 years or so now, moved my DP towards Offensive Doctrine 2 times, 1505 and 1515.

Feb 1517 : Random event, weapons manufactory in Lombardia.

Sept 1518 : Expands our fortress in Lombardia to level 3, to protect our manufactory.

Our two Popes during this not-so-well-recorded-era have got pretty good stats, Adrianus has got 3/4/2, a bad military man in other words.
Clemens is the one we've got now, pretty good over all, 4/3/3. :

Sept 1523 : Upgrades out fortress in Mantua to level 3, we want our borders kept safe, don't we? ;)

Sometime now, around 1525, we DoW Naples and annexes them after a short siege. :) Naples is a rich province too, we're earning some 130d annually. :)

July 1529 : We recruit 6000 infantry and 10000 cavalry to keep our land safe from vicious scum. :)
Our army now : 38k infantry, 25k cavalry, 42 guns. :)

January 1530. Crash to Desktop. My first during this AAR. :)


More during this period : Spain has had a Civil War, in which their government fell, they were forced to protestantism by those evil rebels!! Also, Corsica, Sardinia, Navarra, Portugal, Aragon and Catalunya went independent, Spain were unable to take any land back.
But France jumped in on Catalunya, stealing two provinces in a peace treaty, Rousillon and Gerona! They've also taken Franche Comté from
Burgundy. :)
Bohemia and Hungary hasn't moved an inch now, our tech is good, we're level with France in land, naval is poor, we've got no navy but our trade is great and infra is going up. Better times are approaching, as only the province of Genoa is left, owned by Lithuania but rebel controlled, we hope they will go independent soon, so we can grab them and finish the Unification. Though we will lack Venice, we'll have to live with that. =(

Sorry for this one m8s, wont happend again. :D

VP's : 545, 7th, Spain leads with 862.
Inflation 7%. ;)
 

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Great update, Carolus, as usual... but one thing is missing: YOU FORGOT TO GO PROTESTANT! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... :mad: :D Unless you were so distraught over your little problem that you forgot to tell us... Either way, I want recompensation! All those dreams, broken... :D
 

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Originally posted by Carolus Rex
Next one m8, promise. ;)

Yeah, yeah... you promise, huh? Next it'll be [really bad Swedish accent] "Oh, next time, for sure!" [/really bad Swedish accent] Next thing you know, you'll be chain smoking on the streetcorner and throwing candies at small children to sate your sadistic urges! :D
 

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1530-00-02 : January 3, 1530 : Burgundy declared war upon Muscowy.



January 30, 1530 : England went with Let us institute the Royal Army in The Royal Army.



July 1, 1530 : Our land technology increased to Renaissance (14). We will be much more efficient in combat

Lose manufactory in Lombardia. =(


January 1, 1531 : Our naval technology level increased to Late Medieval (6). (no bonus effect)


January 6, 1531 : Portugal had Governor Martim Afonso de Sousa in Brazil .



January 8, 1534 : England went with Take Command of the Church of England in The Act of Supremacy.


January 8, 1534 : England converts to Protestant. That sounds like fun! :D



April 14, 1534 : Denmark went with Support Christian of Holstein in The Count's Feud.


June 8, 1534 : Magdeburg declared war upon Bohemia.

We've got 695d, we begin recruiting for a heavenly purpose. =)

July 2, 1534 : We left the Military Alliance we had with Hungary, Venice and Teutonic Order.


July 2, 1534 : We changed our religion to Protestant. Weee! (Happy now people?;))

July 2, 1534 : The peasants in Emilia are revolting! Only one revolt, amazing!


September 27, 1534 : Paulus III will now rule our glorious nation! The First Protestant Pope!!

February 1, 1536 : Portugal went with Institute them! in The Holy Inquisition.

Manyfactory in Apulia!! Justice from the heavens!! =D


August 16, 1537 : France declared war upon Burgundy. Bad boy France is moving some tables...

Excellent minister event, 5/5/4 stats for our Pope now. 5s in Admin. and Diplomacy, a lousy 4 in Military skills.


August 16, 1537 : The Palatinat joined the war on the same side as Burgundy, Ragusa and Baden in their war against France, Catalunya, Navarra, Ukraine and Aragon.

Stab at 0 now.

April 1, 1538 : Siebenbürgen converts to Protestant. Nice people those Siebenbürgers.



August 5, 1538 : Magdeburg declared war upon Burgundy. Kick the infidel when hes down. :D


August 5, 1538 : The Palatinat joined the war on the same side as Burgundy, Ragusa and Baden in their war against Magdeburg, Poland, Bremen and Denmark.


August 16, 1538 : Sweden declared war upon Denmark.



August 16, 1538 : Magdeburg joined the war on the same side as Denmark, Poland and Bremen in their war against Sweden, Muscowy and Suzdal.

Fortification efforts undertaken in Emilia and Romagna.


April 1, 1539 : Our land technology increased to Renaissance (15). (no bonus effect)



August 8, 1539 : Sweden declared war upon Bohemia. Jesus Christ, we love it!! =)
We set DP towards Free Trade. =)

February 13, 1540 : Portugal went with Institute them! in The Societas Jesu.

HISTORICAL EVENT : The Foundation of Societas Jesu. Some guy doesn't like us Protastants, silly guy that they call Loyola....Effects : Innovativeness -2 Colonists and Missionaries +4.
New land claimed, +5k pop in Marche, +1 basic taxvalue and +1 manpower in Marche.


March 1, 1541 : Uzbek Kaganate is now the sole defender of the Sunni faith. Awwww, how cuuuute....A sunni SDOTF...


January 1, 1542 : Our naval technology level increased to Late Medieval (7). (no bonus effect)



May 1, 1542 : A White Peace was signed between Magdeburg, Poland, Bremen, Cyprus and Teutonic Order and The Palatinat.

Stab back at +3.
Another big event : Jean Calvin, reformist religion introduced.
ALSO! : Reorganization of the Holy Inquisition, meaning, a cleansing of protestants in Italy. We choose moderately eradicate, less population loss, 1k in all provinces, instrad of loosing the double. Crappy hardcoded sorta thingie. =(

July 6, 1542 : Magdeburg declared war upon Bohemia. Quite violent people those germans.

Lotsa events these times...Monopoly company formed, +100d. =)

July 6, 1542 : Moldovia joined the war on the same side as Magdeburg, Poland, Bremen, Denmark and Teutonic Order in their war against Bohemia, Kleves, Wurtemberg, Venice and Hungary
I've set my eyes on Corsica and Sardinia, my imperialist over lord Pope Paulus wants them for our Holy Empire. =D
We need ships, I immediately start building them, 4 transports at a time.


October 25, 1542 : Sweden went with Crush the rebellion in The Dacke Feud. Awww, poor thingie...



March 1, 1543 : Bohemia is now the sole defender of the Catholic faith. ROFL!!


May 11, 1543 : Poland had Nicolaus Copernicus. Who?! ;p


April 19, 1544 : Sweden went with Hansa-friendly Reforms in The Centralization Reforms of Gustav Vasa.



October 1, 1544 : Our naval technology level increased to Late Medieval (8). (no bonus effect)



December 5, 1544 : Spain declared war upon Granada.



December 5, 1544 : Lithuania joined the war on the same side as Spain, Savoy, Eire, The Knights and Bavaria in their war against Granada.



January 13, 1545 : Denmark declared war upon Sweden. Lol, talk about aggressive AI, O must the most peaceful player in here. ;D


January 13, 1545 : Muscowy joined the war on the same side as Sweden in their war against Denmark, Poland, Bremen, Magdeburg and Teutonic Order.



April 2, 1545 : France accepted peace with Burgundy on the following terms : Lorraine to France, Lyonnais to France & Alsace to France. I told you France was on the move! =(I) (big lips)


April 17, 1545 : Granada accepted peace with Spain on the following terms : Full Annexation of Granada by Spain


April 27, 1545 : Counter Reformation Event, revolt risk +3, -2 stab. Feck. =(

December 1, 1545 : The government of Golden Horde has fallen. Again...
Explorer event!! We take 3 of our 16 newly built ships to this young daring lad!
He sets sail westwards! Go get us some nice lands bawy'! =D We get 2 colonizers a year now, so we can do some damage to NA. ;)


February 4, 1546 : Spain is now granting us military access to their country. Nice protestants....

April 1, 1546 : Bohemia left the Military Alliance she had with Wurtemberg, Kleves, Venice and Hungary.


April 1, 1546 : Bohemia converts to Protestant. Wayhey! They have seen the light!


July 1, 1546 : Our naval technology level increased to Late Medieval (9). Bronze Cannon Armament (Improved CRT)



November 14, 1546 : Burgundy declared war upon Bohemia. Aye, they just converted, not fair play!!


November 14, 1546 : Venice joined the war on the same side as Bohemia, Wurtemberg and Kleves in their war against Burgundy, Ragusa, Baden, The Palatinat and England.



January 29, 1547 : Edward VI rose to the throne in England.



February 2, 1547 : Denmark declared war upon Burgundy. Kick them bawys'! U have the Pope's blessing! :D


February 2, 1547 : England joined the war on the same side as Burgundy, Ragusa, Baden and The Palatinat in their war against Denmark, Poland, Bremen, Magdeburg and Teutonic Order.



March 30, 1547 : Henri II rose to the throne in France.



June 10, 1547 : Marche Fleet has arrived in Florida Straits. Aha, good explorer. =)


June 10, 1547 : Marche Fleet has set sail for Emilia to replenish their supplies. Bad explorer.


October 1, 1547 : Our navy in Greater Antillas has been completely annihilated! Feck, bad explorer. =D
He discovered Bahamas, The Bermudas, Cuba and some other sea areas.

November 22, 1547 : We acquired a monopoly in Veneto. I've always missed that, we've had many monopolies but I've always missed them. :/

We set sail for Sardinia, with 16k infantry and 20 guns.


January 7, 1548 : Papal States declared war upon Sardinia.



February 11, 1548 : Roma Army has finished unloading in Sardinia.



January 18, 1549 : We captured the province of Sardinia from Sardinia


February 1, 1549 : Sardinia accepted our generous peace offer. Full annexation. =) Along with A LOT of map knowledge. I guess next update will involve some colonization. =) Wayhey! Kudos to me!


VP's, 592, 7th, Spain #1 with 1044, Inflation 8%.

Cheers. =)
 

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Another update, another log :D Kicking bum and going protestant :D

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<KainShinra> didja go protestant?
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<Carolus> we'll see
<PatMaster> I bet it'll take more than 5 minutes! :D
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Papacy shouldn't be able to go Protestant....at least, not in the way that they would still get CATHOLIC events. Weird :(
 

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Originally posted by Carolus Rex
I love these log AAR's, brings some spice to it methinks. :)

Glad to be of service, honeybuns :D
 

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Originally posted by Alexander Seil
Papacy shouldn't be able to go Protestant....at least, not in the way that they would still get CATHOLIC events. Weird :(

Paradox has made again, POPE SHOULDN'T CHANGE ITS RELIGION!
 

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No i am not. This isn't an EVENT. Papacy should NEVER EVER EVER EVER change religion, except for change to CRC
 

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Originally posted by Alexander Seil
No i am not. This isn't an EVENT. Papacy should NEVER EVER EVER EVER change religion, except for change to CRC

That's why I think, Pope never in histiry will change religion, NEVER!!!