May 28, 1464 : Right now, we're just sitting tight and whooping those rebel scum that pop up every now and then. We're saving cash for upgrading our forts, when those rebels are less frequent in 10-15 years or so.
We set our DP slider to Centralization.
August 17, 1464 : Paulus II will now rule our glorious nation! Fair stats, 4/4/3 in Diplomacy, Administraton and Military skills.
January 1, 1465 : The peasants in Emilia are revolting! Crappy rebels, we've got a revolt risk of 2% in our newly aquired provinces, Emilia, Firenze and Lombardia.
January 9, 1465 : We won a battle against Rebel Scum in Emilia. We rarerly ever loose battles against rebels, our Mighty Fist easily strikes down on those who oppose to our Holy Rule.
July 1, 1465 : Civil War in England. Poor Brits, they're good catholics.
July 1, 1465 : The people of Wales declared independence from England.
July 1, 1465 : The government of England has fallen. Ouch!! No control in their kingdom....
July 1, 1465 : We lost a battle against Rebel Scum in Lombardia.
July 21, 1465 : Byzantium declared war upon Turkey. Turkey, the first badboy, is smashed...
July 21, 1465 : England joined the war on the same side as Byzantium, Burgundy, Münster, Cologne, Kleves and The Palatinat in their war against Turkey.
December 18, 1465 : Bohemia declared war upon Burgundy.
December 18, 1465 : England joined the war on the same side as Burgundy, Byzantium, Münster, Cologne, Kleves and The Palatinat in their war against Bohemia, Magdeburg, Hannover and Wurtemberg.
July 23, 1466 : France declared war upon Provence.
July 23, 1466 : Bourbonnais joined the war on the same side as France in their war against Provence.
July 23, 1466 : Sicily joined the war on the same side as France, Bourbonnais, Bavaria, Siebenbürgen and Bremen in their war against Provence.
December 3, 1466 : Muscowy declared war upon Novgorod.
December 3, 1466 : Georgia joined the war on the same side as Novgorod and Crimea in their war against Muscowy, Sweden, Kazan and Suzdal.
June 16, 1467 : The Holy Roman Empire has elected Charles I le Téméraire of Burgundy as emperor. Wayhey! Hopefully, he will salute me, the Heavenly Protector of All Good Christians in This World.

Our relations stinks, -200....
July 1, 1467 : Our land technology increased to Late Medieval (4). Our tech is very good, we're doing well in all techs, tough our naval is pretty weak, but we have not begun spitting out galleys yet.
January 17, 1468 : Provence accepted peace with France on the following terms : Full Annexation of Provence by France
Exceptional year event, +100d, -5 Inflation!!
July 1, 1470 : Turkey accepted peace with Byzantium on the following terms : Smyrna to Byzantium.
October 4, 1470 : Henry VI rose to the throne in England.
April 12, 1471 : Edward IV rose to the throne in England.
July 28, 1471 : Sixtus IV will now rule our glorious nation! Great Pope, a definite 4/4/4.
November 21, 1471 : Sweden refused to share their exploration with us. Fnooo, ungrateful bastards....
January 1, 1472 : The people of Mantua declared independence from Byzantium. Interesting!! If we could grab Mantua, we'd only have Genoa and the Napolian lands before our conuqest of Italy is complete. We won't go for Venice for a loooooong time, they're our friends and we need them.
Monopoly comp. established, +100d. =)
April 9, 1474 : Hannover joined the war on the same side as Bohemia and Magdeburg in their war against Mecklenburg and Münster. Hope they give Bohemia a good woopin', though I wouldn't bank on it.
May 1, 1474 : Our land technology increased to Late Medieval (5). We can now assault besieged Fortresses. Nice new tactic, our siege experts have worked well on this new thingie...
May 1, 1474 : The people of Friesland declared independence from Münster.
May 1, 1474 : Friesland declared war upon Münster.
July 9, 1474 : Venice joined the war on the same side as Moldovia, Hungary, The Knights, Teutonic Order and Mecklenburg in their war against Turkey. Ouch! Our alliance has expired, we need to search for new alliances, preferably with Venice and Hungary.
December 12, 1474 : Isabel I rose to the throne in Castile.
We joined a military alliance with Hungary, Venica and a few more minor states, mostly balkan ones.
February 14, 1475 : Papal States declared war upon Mantua. Woohoo! They have no army, our is big and strong, it will be an easy one.
February 28, 1475 : We have initiated a siege in Mantua.
March 30, 1475 : Hannover accepted peace with Münster on the following terms : Full Annexation of Hannover by Münster
June 20, 1475 : Mecklenburg accepted peace with Magdeburg on the following terms : Full Annexation of Mecklenburg by Magdeburg
August 7, 1475 : We captured the province of Mantua from Mantua
August 19, 1475 : Mantua accepted our generous peace offer. Annexation!
September 8, 1475 : Friesland accepted peace with Burgundy on the following terms : Full Annexation of Friesland by Burgundy
November 1, 1475 : Civil War in Castile
September 29, 1476 : Castile went with Let us claim the name Kingdom of Spain in Viva España. Aha, they are trying to do something...I don't know what, but they're trying something!!!
December 18, 1477 : Bohemia declared war upon us! Yikes!!!!!!

Bohemia is HUGE and has a big army but they're a bit war exhausted, and our army is fresh and ready for battle within a month.
Our current army is 29k/22k, in 3 months it'll be 55k/33K.

We're ready!! In God's Name!!
December 23, 1477 : The Knights dishonored your Military Alliance. One of our best friends dishonours our alliance...a sad day...
December 23, 1477 : Venice joined the war on the same side as Papal States, Hungary and Teutonic Order in their war against Bohemia, Magdeburg, Wurtemberg and Münster.
December 26, 1477 : Karaman accepted peace with Turkey on the following terms : Konya to Turkey.
February 1, 1478 : We are attacked by hostile armies of Wurtemberg in Lombardia. Our army in Lombardia is 36k mixed cavalry and infantry, the enemies troops are 18k infantry.
February 11, 1478 : We won a battle against Wurtemberg in Lombardia. Absolute slaughter, we held the higher ground, they never got to our flanks, our fast and numerous cavalry stormed down the hills and slaughtered them. In God's name as usual. =D
March 27, 1478 : Cologne joined the war on the same side as Papal States, Hungary, Teutonic Order and Venice in their war against Bohemia, Magdeburg, Wurtemberg and Münster. At least some nations still consider religion an important issue, unlike other heathens...
April 10, 1478 : We are attacked by hostile armies of Magdeburg in Lombardia. 12k Madeburgers we're beaten in the same fashion as the Bohemians. Minimal losses on our side, maximal on theirs.
May 1, 1478 : You were promoted to Marquis. Weeee!
May 15, 1478 : We have initiated a siege in Schwyz. We'll try to force them a white peace, we don't want any of their mountain provinces, not yet, we wan't borders that are easy to defend, not a snakey country that easily can be smashed by cutting it off in some directions.
July 4, 1478 : We won a battle against Bohemia in Schwyz. Minor skirmish.
Thank our Heavenly Father for Hungary, they're taking the heaviest punches and have besiged Tirol and Ostmarch, thereby cutting off the Bohemians, which only leaves us with Würtemmberg and Oldenburg to deal with, since Bohemia is busy witrh defending themselves.
November 4, 1478 : We are attacked by hostile armies of Bohemia in Lombardia. A massive 36k army has gone all the way thru Würtemmberg and the Alps, they're putting it all in one battle, if they win they have an open road down to Rome and we'll be beaten, if we win, we can easily make a good peace with them. Our perfect peace would be Tirol to Hungary, which would cut off Bohemia from their possessions near our borders.
November 6, 1478 : We won a battle against Bohemia in Lombardia. Yes!!! It was a close call, but our size made the difference, today will be remebered for ever!
December 7, 1478 : We captured the province of Schwyz from Bohemia. Wayhey! The third storming attempt was succesful, we've lost about 7000 men in the siege, heavy losses, but the Bohemians have lost much more men.
December 8, 1478 : Genoa declared war upon Bohemia. Ah, even more countries see their weaknesses!
December 8, 1478 : Wurtemberg joined the war on the same side as
Bohemia and Magdeburg in their war against Genoa and Savoy.
December 9, 1478 : The Palatinat declared war upon Bohemia.
December 9, 1478 : Wurtemberg joined the war on the same side as Bohemia and Magdeburg in their war against The Palatinat.
December 15, 1478 : Portugal joined the war on the same side as Papal States, Hungary, Teutonic Order, Venice and Cologne in their war against Bohemia, Magdeburg, Wurtemberg and Münster. The flood has begun!!
January 1, 1479 : Isabel y Fernando rose to the throne in Spain. A little marriage, how cute. =p
March 17, 1479 : Schwyz has been besieged by Münster. Nothing to worry about.
April 12, 1479 : Papal States accepted peace with Münster on the following terms : Return to Status Quo. Weak nation, long away from us, nothing we care much about.
May 2, 1479 : We have engaged hostile armies in Württemberg. We will try to force a white peace with them too.
May 10, 1479 : We won a battle against Wurtemberg in Württemberg.
May 10, 1479 : We have initiated a siege in Württemberg.
August 1, 1479 : Our infrastructure was improved to Late Renaissance (3). We can now build Refineries.
September 25, 1479 : Wurtemberg accepted our generous peace offer. White peace.
January 16, 1480 : Bohemia accepted our generous peace offer. White peace, we did not want any of their provinces, and we did not feel like waging a long war.
February 25, 1480 : Another succesful update. =)
VP's, 321,6th, Bohemia leads with 503. Inflation a whopping 0%!!!! =) What a failiure for my financial advisor that lacks an opposable thumb!! =D