CONTEST! Invade Crusader Kings II: The Old Gods with your very own in-game event

[Blackunknown]

Event Title: Comet in the Sky.

Trigger: Pagan Religion

Event Text: A comet streaks across the night sky, the fearful people of your land look to you for guidance to protect them from this strange unknown.

Option A: This object is not to be feared!
Gain +10 Prestige

Option B: This is a message to me from the Gods!
Gain +10 Piety 10% chance of gaining "Zealous" trait

Option C: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Lose -20 Prestige Gain "Craven" Trait

Option D: Stop looking at the sky!
Gains "Paranoid" Trait

 

[Swuboo]

Trigger: Ruler's Culture is Norse, Danish, Swedish, Norwegian, or Anglo-Saxon. Province religion in ruler's capital is Asatru. Ruler has at least one Asatru courtier. Ruler is Christian or Muslim. Give it a pretty hefty MttH—240 months, maybe.

Title: Something for nithing?

Text: One of your courtiers, (name), comes to you in great distress. It seems that at dinner a few nights ago, another man insulted his honor in public, accusing him of... well, the specifics aren't important. The important thing is that rather than defend his honor by demanding holmgang—a ritual duel to the death—(name) shrugged off the insult and went on with his dinner. Word spread, and now the local populace considers him nithing, a ritual outcast. They will not speak to or do business with him, and he fears that he may be killed at any moment. He begs you to intercede on his behalf.

Option A: I will have no truck with nithings. Begone lest I kill you myself.

+10 relations with Asatru vassals.
-15 relations with Christian vassals.
-15 relations with head of religion.
90% chance of loses Zealous.
Courtier flees to another court. (If possible, to a court whose Lord keeps any religion other than Asatru.)

Option B: I will not countenance such pagan superstitions. Any man who shuns you or raises a hand to you will answer to me.

+10 relations with Christian vassals.
-15 relations with Asatru vassals.
Courtier converts to ruler's religion.
10% chance of gains Zealous.

Option C: There's got to be some way to avoid antagonizing anyone. Aren't nithings known for sorcery?

Courtier dies.
50% chance of loses Zealous.
10% chance of gains Cruel.
50% chance of gains Cynical.

 

[Tufto]

Title: Thus Spoke Zarathustra

Trigger:

-Character is Zoroastrian
-Character is cynical

Event Text:
A delegation of priests is conversing with you as you take a walk through the palace gardens. Suddenly, a strange man accosts you, sporting a magnificent moustache and a gentle German accent, while holding a book he claims is the real message of Zoroaster. He talks of Ahura Mazda's death, scandalising the priests...

Option A: God is Dead!
-50 Piety
Learning increases by 3
Intrigue increases by 2

Option B: What ridiculous facial hair...
+50 Piety
+50 Prestige
25% chance: gain the trait "Zealous"

 

[Fishman786]

Oh god, just did a search and there's only 1 other Queen reference. What has become of us?

 

[Dsilink]

Sky Fearing Fools

Trigger:
-has state intrigue greater or equal to *x*
-Has truce with a christian nation
-has an appointed spymaster
-Is Pagan

Event Text:
As Twilight falls on your Land you step back, And watch the sun set only to be interrupted by spymaster -spymaster's name-. "My lord! I have found a way to make those silly cross worshipers pay for all the trouble they caused us in the war!". It seems your spymaster has staged an odd flare device he bought from passing merchants on a castle's roof in -former christian enemy's capital name-, And the peasants convinced that it's a comet signaling the end of days started a great riot through the streets. House by house, your spymaster has made sure that the cross worshipers' precious gold will be "safe" from the end of days while they were busy panicking in the streets. He even manged to capture some of them and drag them chained all the way to your castle!

Option A: "Melt the Gold And Slit the Prisoners' throats! The Gods will be Pleased!"
+100 piety
+5 opinion on spymaster -spymaster's name-.
-10 for -former christian enemy-'s opinion on -character name-

Option B: "Bribe money AND Looting money?! If anything these comets signal fortune!"
+150 gold
+5 opinion on spymaster -spymaster's name-.
-10 for -former christian enemy-'s opinion on -character name-

 

[zedyue]

Trigger:
Neighbor ruler in same realm has Martial < 5, does not have brave or strong, and has less than -100 relations with you

Event Text:
The hated *Ruler name* is a cowardly weakling. The gods praise strength, I should take his lands for my own.

Option A: The strong shall rule!
Claim on land conquest for one neighboring piece of land
-20 relations with all in realm who don't have brave or strong
+5 relations with all in realm who have brave or strong

Option B: I'm too busy at the moment
+25 relations with target
-5 relations with all in realm who have brave or strong

 

[Gedierond]

Event name: The men are hungry!

Trigger: Suomenusko character leading an army suffering from attrition

Event text:
"The march through this barren land is taking a toll in your army. Food is scarce and you have no knowledge of any fertile fields to raid nearby. One of your shamans report that a group of soldiers hunted some bears for their meat without performing the appropriate rituals for hunting such sacred animals."

Options:

[A] "Those infidels! Slay them!" Not available if character is Cynical (+50 piety, army loses 5% strength, 50% chance to gain Pious trait)
"Hunger makes us do desperate things" (-10 piety, +10 prestige, 25% chance to gain Just trait)
[C] "Send scouts to hunt more bears! We need the food!" (-100 piety, army recovers 10% strength, gain Cynical trait)

 

[unmerged(665594)]

The Changeling
The culturally specific fey folk (elves, spirits, whatever) stole the character's real heir at birth and left an imposter of magical origin in its place. Eventually, it becomes apparent that the kid's not normal. What do you do about it?

Trigger:
This event is a new random child-rearing event that has a chance of happening when:
* a pagan character is mentoring his/her own child as heir
* the pagan character has a respectable level of prestige, wealth, and/or titles, enough to convince the faeries that pulling this prank would have hilarious consequences for mortals

Event Text:
"While I was instructing my heir today, the priest pulled me aside and whispered, 'This is no human child, it's a changeling!'"



Option A: Hush it up
Text: "Never a word of this to anyone. You hear me, Priest?"

Chaplain's opinion of character -20
Chaplain's opinion of heir -50
Chaplain's stipend doubled as "hush money"

Character's opinion of Chaplain -20
Character's opinion of heir -50
Character piety -20
Character Intrigue +1
If character has Honest trait, loses it
If character doesn't have Honest trait, gains Deceitful trait
If character has Content trait, loses it.
Character has 50% chance of gaining Paranoid trait

Heir's powers are acknowledged but forbidden. Child grows up feeling alienated and becomes introverted
If heir had Inbred trait, loses it
Heir's opinion of character -20
Heir gains Scholar trait
Heir gains Gardener trait
Heir gains Mystic trait
Heir gains Poet trait
Heir has 50% chance to gain Quick trait
If heir has Gregarious trait, loses it
Upon coming of age, heir becomes an Elusive Shadow and a Naïve Appeaser


Option B: Denial
Text: "Priest, you need to lay off the magic mushrooms."

Chaplain's opinion of character -30
Chaplain's opinion of heir -100
Chaplain starts plot to kill heir
chaplain starts rumors that heir is a human bastard

Vassal opinion of character -10
Vassal opinion of heir -20

Character's opinion of chaplain -10
Character piety -10
Character Intrigue -1
Character gains Trusting trait
Character gains Kind trait
If character has Greedy trait, loses it
If character doesn't have Greedy trait, gains Charitable trait
Character gains Unyielding trait

Without any guidance, heir's powers develop randomly
If heir had inbred trait, loses it
Heir gains Bastard trait (rumor started by priest)
Heir gains either Ugly or Attractive trait, 50/50
Heir gains either Quick or Slow trait, 50/50
Heir gains either Strong or Weak trait, 50/50
Heir gains either Slothful or Diligent trait, 50/50
Heir gains either Kind or Wroth trait, 50/50
Heir gains either Gregarious or Shy trait, 50/50
All heir's skills +/-2, 50/50 chance for each skill
Heir has 50% chance to gain Possessed trait
Upon coming of age, heir becomes either Midas Touched or Detached Priest, 50/50



Option C: Acceptance
Text: "This is a gift from the gods and I don't care who knows."

Chaplain's opinion of character +20
Chaplain's opinion of heir +50

Vassal opinion of character -20
Vassal opinion of heir -40

Heir's human "mother's" opinion of character -50
Heir's human "mother's" opinion of heir -100
Heir's human "mother" starts plot to kill character
Heir's human "mother" starts plot to kill heir

Opinion of all other of character's children towards character -50
Opinion of all other of character's children towards heir -100

Character's opinion of heir +50
Character Piety +30
Character Prestige +20
Character Gold -5 to pay for celebration
Character gains Mystic trait
Character gains Patient trait
Character gains Honest trait
Character gains Zealous trait

Heir is brought up to embrace his powers, becomes quite fey
If heir had inbred trait, loses it
Heir gains Legitimized Bastard trait
Heir gains Attractive trait
Heir gains Arbitrary trait
Heir gains Gegrarious trait
Heir gains Proud trait
Heir gains either Quick (80%) or Genius (20%) trait
Heir gains Trickster trait
Heir gains Unpredictable Leader trait
Heir has 50% chance of Lunacy trait
Heir has 50% chance of Hedonist trait
Heir has 50% chance of Drunkard trait
All heir skills +1
Upon coming of age, heir becomes Scholarly Theologian or a Brilliant Strategist, 50/50
Heir gains the nickname "The Changeling"

 

[Me_]

Steppe hunt
Trigger:
Male, Mongol culture, Tengri religion, adult

Event Text:
The steppes are a great source of food for the horde but game will not come to men, but men must come to it, and face it in the field. Who shall lead your men on the next hunt?

Option A: My Marshall will take care of the supplies
Marshall +5 prestige +10 relations with you

Option B: I will try my best as the leader of the hunt.
Requirements: no lifestyle trait, not Maimed, not Infirm, not Incapable, not Blinded
+3 prestige 20% chance of gaining the Hunter trait 5% chance of gaining the Wounded trait

Option C: I shall lead the hunt myself.
Requirements: at least 1 lifestyle trait, not Maimed, not Infirm, not Incapable, not Blinded
+5 prestige

Option D: Hunting is what I was born to do. Let the games begin!
Requirements: Hunter trait, not Maimed, not Infirm, not Incapable, not Blinded
+10 prestige


Steppe combat
Trigger:
Male, Mongol culture, Tengri religion, adult, not Infirm, not Incapable, not Blinded, won a battle in the plains, does not have at least one of: Cavalry Leader, Flanker, Flat Terrain Leader

Event Text:
Fighting in the steppes is an art that every warrior in the horde needs to master. Your recent experience has allowed you to learn more about the tactics needed in such engagements.

Option A: I learned a lot about leading cavalry charges
Requirements: does not have Cavalry Leader
Gains Cavalry Leader

Option B: I gained insight into the art of flanking the opponent
Requirements: does not have Flanker
Gains Flanker

Option C: I have mastered the advantages and disadvantages of steppe combat
Requirements: does not have Flat Terrain Leader
Gains Flat Terrain Leader

 

[Redwulf_Storm]

Event Name: The Shieldmaiden

Trigger: Norse, Pagan, with strong-trait/military educated daughter (odds of firing, as you see fit)

Event Text: "Your daughter was always a spirited lass, but lately she has grown increasingly obsessed with all things war. One day you are amazed when she challenges Karl, one of your most skilled Housecarls, to a duel, and beats him! As the man's spirit is still lifting to Valhalla she demands you grant her his place and allow her to fight at your side."

Options:

A. "No. Women are for lovemaking and child-rearing."
+20 prestige
25% chance you gain the just trait
Your daughter is enraged (-100 opinion) and leaves your court
B. "Yes! I've raised a Valkyrie!"
-100 prestige
+25 piety
50% chance you become arbitrary
Your daughter is overjoyed (she becomes brave, gains 2 martial, and is now known as "The Shieldmaiden," Also she can lead armies, (note: last bit only if possible).
C. "By the gods, you killed Karl! Sacrifice her."
+50 piety
Receive the cruel trait
50% chance you become zealous
+5 vassal opinion
Your daughter joins Karl in Valhalla! (she dies)

 

[Tswzuki_san]

Some idea ^^

--- Valkyria Ruler
Female ruler, military trait, military +8, prestige +500, won a battle
Desc:
[ruler name] gave us the victory upon the enemy with her enlightment from Valhalla. we will follow her will
- i'm the daughter of Odin, shall all the man belive in me.
gain prestige
female vassals +20
male vassals -20
gain a bonus on diplomacy for a year.
- i'm follow the path that Odin gave me.
gain piety
vassals +10
gain military bonus for a year
-[lustful] Shal the bravest warrior give me a baby... [random pick from brave and +10 military (?) warrior in the realm]
pregnant
bonus till baby born of +0.5 prestige and +0.5 piety
baby become heir
if there is any child over 8yo -50 under 8yo -20
all the pretender -50
if ruler isn't married she get the warrior as husband, if not she gain a lover.
-[chaste] i'll be the Valkyria who bring the enemy down
+1 piety/m for a year
+0.5 prestige/m for a year
bonus on martial and learning
all the vassal +10
morale of the army +xx (dunno how could be)
gain celibacy
-[greedy] I'm, and i need gold to rule!
+200 gold
all vassals -15
moral army +xx
a little bonus on stewardship

--- Iceland Revolt: Brunilde want her trone! (with revolt upgrade is this possible?)
desc: She is the blessed, Brunilde is arrived to gave us freedom!
- liberate stack rebel to iceland (big stuck since have 2 meaning religion and freedom)
- female claimant to iceland island
if the revolt suceede the kingdom (barony? o.o) have a +20 with all the Norse pagan religion nation exept the country that had gain the freedom

--- Irish / cornish / scottish culture
not pagan religion, learning +8, piety under 150, some religion trouble into the kingdom/barony/country
A Druid came to me and ask me to go back to basic!
- i shall not go with heretic, Die foulish man!
25% gain cruel / 25% gain zealous / 10% possesd
+50 piety
- i shall go back to the ancester faith
convert to pagan religion
10% gain zealous / 10% gain deiciful / 10% +2 learning
five druid (holy man) arrive to court
a little bonus to conversation since they come in group XD
-[scholar] lets talk about that
50% chance to concert
+5 learning / +1 stewardship / +3 diplo
all vassal get a little % to convert too 2/5%
female heir give no more malus (valkyria idea of warrior female)

 

[Al.Bindy]

The threads of life

Triggers: Character is ruler, adult, Àsatrúe

The Völva has seen the future. By the foot of Yggdrasil the the Norns are to cut the thread of my fate. I am to die.

Option 1. Fate holds us all.
+50 Prestige -50 Piety
25% to gain zealot 10% to gain content

Option 2. I'm not a thread, I'm a free man!
-50 Prestige +50 Piety
25% to gain cynic 10% to gain ambitious

 

[Khanwulf]

In honor of Krum the Horrible!

Trigger:
Character is ruler.
Character has taken part in a victorious battle or siege.
%1. Capture of enemy king/emperor | (or) %2. Death of enemy king/emperor in battle
Restricted to: religion (pagan) and culture group (Bulgarian, Magyar) | religion (Tengri) | religion (Zoroastrian)

Event Text:
The battle is over. Men stagger through the mass of moaning wounded and littered debris of war.
While cleaning the blood from your arms with the banners of your foes, you look up to see your guards dragging (%2. the body of) %name to be hurled at your feet! One of them steps forward with the ruler's sword as he raises his anguished face to regard you.

Option A: Heft the fine blade. "Crucify him."
+1 gold
%name is executed! (not performed under %2.)
+10 prestige
50% chance gain trait Cruel

Option B: (%1 required) "Your fate will serve me... later."
%name is imprisoned!
10% chance loses Brave

Option C: (%1 required) Return the sword. "We will settle this like warriors!"
Limit: NOT: Has the trait "Craven"
75% chance gain Brave
25% chance gain Martial +1
25% chance gain Wounded
10% chance gain Maimed
5% chance character dies!
+50 prestige
%name dies in battle!

Option D: "Your head shall become my favorite drinking cup!"
Gain trait Cruel
%name is executed!
+10 opinion all vassals
-10 opinion all close blood relatives of %name

Option E: (%2 required) Search the body personally.
50% gain trait Greedy
+20 gold
-10 prestige

 

[Uendelighed]

Event: The Glorious Ancestors

Event text: During an inspection of your lands you stumble upon an old, moss-covered stone. As you clear away the moss you find it has an inscription in runes. You read it and learn of a glorious victory an ancestor once won against a great enemy.

Trigger: Character IS Norse, IS king, IS adult; has NOT got Proud trait, has NOT got Humble trait, is NOT in prison

Option A: "You proudly tell your son(s) of your discovery"
- Character's son(s): +10 opinion of character
- Gain 25 prestige
- 50% chance: gain Proud trait

Option B: "They probably made it up..."
- Character's son(s): -10 opinion of character
- Gain 25 gold
- 50% chance: gain Humbe Trait

_____________________________________________

Event: Romantic gestures

Event text: Every time I see my wife, I feel my love for her grow. Perhaps I should compose a love poem to her. It would please our god of poetry, Bragi, too.

Trigger: Character IS Norse, IS male, IS married, HAS Poet trait; has NO lover, is NOT in prison; Character's wife has NO lover

Option A: "I shall write her a poem describing my feelings for her."
- Character's wife: +20 opinion of character
- Gain 25 piety
- Norse religion: +1 moral authority
- 75% chance: character's wife and character become lovers

Option B: "It would make me look silly, I will not do it."
- Character's wife: -20 opinion of character
- Lose 25 piety
- Norse religion: -1 moral authority
- Lose Poet trait
- Gain Proud trait

_______________________________________________

Event:

Event text: As I was talking to [character's spouse], he/she told me that there are certain things about me he/she cannot stand.

Trigger: Character HAS spouse, HAS Depressed trait, IS Norse; has NOT got Trusting trait, has NOT got Paranoid trait, is NOT in prison

Option A: "We sat down and talked to each other, clearing things out. But it still hurt my feelings."
- Character: -15 opinion of spouse
- Gain Trusting trait
- 25% chance: character hurts him/herself and gets Wounded trait

Option B: "I tried to escape his/her words, but she followed me around the castle."
- Character: -25 opinion of spouse
- Lose 1 health
- Gain Shy trait; if character has Gregarious trait, this is lost
- 30% chance: character commits suicide! ("I won't go to Valhalla anyway...")

 

[The Bishop]

Reinforcement policy

Trigger: - Character's culture is Norse
- Is a king
- Is a target of a crusade
- Is NOT leading an army

Text: Armies of the Cross mass beyond your borders, their zeal directed towards obliterating your idols and eradicating your gods from the face of the earth. As your warriors gather to repel this tide, they ask whether their king has abandoned them!

Option: 'My forces are never late! Nor are they ever early. We arrive precisely when we mean to!'
- Gain a sizable regiment with your character as its leader.

 

[Me_]

Viking combat
Trigger:
Male, Norse culture, Norse religion, adult, not Infirm, not Incapable, not Blinded, won a battle, does not have at least one: Inspiring Leader, Trickster, Aggressive Leader

Event Text:
A true Viking must a warrior and there are no warriors better than true Vikings. Your victory today has once again proven this simple truth, but a life of a Viking is that of constant improvement and your skills have improved a lot recently.

Option A: I know how to lead a Viking band.
Requirements: does not have Inspiring Leader
Gains Inspiring Leader

Option B: You’lll neverr seee me coming. [sic!]
Requirements: does not have Trickster
Gains Trickster

Option C: I have learned how to crush the enemy quickly and decisively.
Requirements: does not have Aggressive Leader
Gains Aggressive Leader

Scar
Trigger:
Male, Norse, Romuva, Slavic or Baltic religion, adult, not Infirm, not Incapable, not Blinded, has Scarred trait

Event Text:
As you enjoy a mug of mead the company of fellow warriors one of them asks about how you got your scars.

Option A: Whatyatalkintome? [sic!]
Requirements: Drunkard, not Lunatic, not Shy
-5 Prestige

Option B: You wan to know how I got these scars?
Custom tooltip: You pull out a knife
Requirements: Lunatic, not Drunkard, not Shy
-2 Prestige 5% chance of gaining Wroth 5% chance of gaining Wounded

Option C: Mumble, mumble.
Requirements: Coward, not Lunatic, not Shy
-10 Prestige

Option D: In a battle, of course.
Requirements: not Drunkard, not Lunatic, not Shy
+5 Prestige

Option E: The story isn’t interesting.
Requirements: Shy, not Drunkard, not Lunatic
-3 Prestige

 

[Elgato67]

Event: Vassals demand a Blot

Trigger: you are an independent duke or king that converts from norse religion to Christianity Or first Christian ruler to hold a Kingdom or independent duchy level title i.e. first Christian king of Sweden etc (~10% chance per year, Fires once per lifetime.)

Event Text: Your pagan vassals demand that you administer their heathen Blot as has always been done. It is clear that these bloodthirsty savages have no intent to allow you to remain king if you refuse

Option A

For the Glory of Odin!
requirement: not Zealous
Effect: Blot is performed, 50 piety, convert to Norse religion

Option B

Never!
Effect: your pagan vassals revolt and attempt to install a pagan with a strong claim to your primary title (most likely a pretender if a pagan pretender exists, +300 Piety, if you lose the war, you are automatically executed and your ruler gains +400 piety and the nickname "the Saint"

Option C

If I have no other choice...
requirement: Cynical
effect: Blot is performed, -200 piety, Christian vassal opinion -30

 

[RebelScum88]

Trigger:
Is Norse
Has just stormed a holding(preferably a castle).
Is leading his forces in the army.
Text:
Your men swarm across the courtyard, setting fire to buildings and slaying any in their path. Suddenly, you hear a high-pitched yell and quickly turn around. A boy is charging you with a broken sword! You easily slap the weapon out of his hand and strike him with your free hand. He falls to the ground, tears streaming out of his eyes but still glaring at you defiantly.
Options:
A: Little brat, you shouldn't have attacked me.
You slay the child, 25% chance of getting Wroth trait

B: You have spirit. Perhaps you can be of use...
A (holding culture) child named (name) appears at your court (Note: he should be aged from 8-12 and could possibly have a slight relation penalty towards you, due to being a captive)

C: The Gods will decide what to do with you!
Gain 20 piety and +5 relations with your Court Chaplain(or whatever his title is for pagans)


I also had an idea for raiding a Monastery(I imagine this has already been done but I haven't read all of these)
Trigger:
Is Norse
Is raiding a Christian province
Event:
Your ship is sailing across the dark seas with only the light of the moon to guide you. Suddenly, you spot a small light by the shore. As you approach, you see it is a temple to the weakling god of these lands. As you approach, a priest walks out, calmly welcoming you in the name of his false god Jesus

Options:
A: Shut up, old man! I don't care that your god was nailed to a tree, give us your gold!
Gain 5 prestige and add a small amount of money to your raid horde
B: Go in peace, priest.
Lose 5 prestige and have 50% chance to gain the Kind trait
C: Your bravery impresses me. Tell me more of this 'Jesus'.
Lose 10 prestige and 10 piety. A scholar named (name) appears at your court. 30% chance of being converted to Christianity. (Note:Must not have Zealous Trait)
D: If you give us your hidden treasure, we'll let you live.
Add more gold to your raid horde than you get in option A. (Note: Must have Greedy trait.)

I also think some kind of weregild system could be implemented, where if you are discovered when you assassinate someone, his/her family could demand money instead of sending assassins after you in kind. (Weregild may only apply to men I'm not sure about the specifics of it). Maybe the amount of money paid could be how much money you would have to spend when giving a gift to them.
Obviously you could refuse to pay it and lose say 25 piety and making your courtiers dislike you by 10, since weregild was a common tradition in Norse and Germanic societies.

 

[Redwulf_Storm]

Event Name: Odin's Beard

Trigger: Norse, Pagan, adult male, beardless

Event Text: "The night was sultry, and you had drank too much mead. While stumbling home, you became lost and ended up in a holy place. Standing before you was a great statue of Odin. However, all you could see was his vast billowing beard. The beard seemed to glow an angry red and you felt a keen sense of displeasure. You rubbed your hairless cheeks and felt a cold stab of envy pierce your heart. You found yourself wondering what would Thor do?

Options:

A. "I will demand my vassals shave their beards!" (only available if you have the envious, cruel, lunatic, cynic and/or arbitrary traits)
Gain the trait envious
Gain the trait cruel
Gain the trait arbitrary
10% chance to gain the trait lunatic
-100 Piety
-10 Male vassal opinion
+10 Female vassal opinion
Gain title: The Beard Slayer
All vassals loose their beards! Odin will be most displeased.
B. "I will grow the most magnificent beard!" (not available if you have the cynic trait)
+20 piety
-10 Female vassal opinion
Gain the trait zealous
Gain Title: The Odin-Beard
You grow a beard worthy of godhood!
C. "I will create a beard tax!"
+25 gold
-50 piety
50% chance to gain the trait greedy
Golden beards indeed!
D. "I will sleep it off." (only available if you don't have the envious, cruel, lunatic, and/or arbitrary traits)
50% chance gain the trait temperate
-20 Piety
You wake up the next morning and swear to never drink again.

 

[ArmouredWalrus]

Trigger: You are looting a holding in coastal Scottish territory
Event: As your longships prowl up and down the coast in search of local villages to raid, you discover a mysterious cave. You disembark your longship and approach the cave cautiously. Before the cave lies several old skeletons and what appears to be the skeleton of a rabbit. Entering the cave, you discover odd writing on one of the cave walls. Suddenly, you hear a loud roar and turn swiftly around to behold the imminent danger.

Option A: It's the Black Beast of AAAAAAAH! Run away!
-10 Prestige, gain the trait craven
Option B: To arms men!
+10 Prestige, gain the trait brave, 25% chance of gain wounded, 10% chance maimed, 2% chance death
Option C: Fear not men, it is only a bear. Tonight we have meat!
+20 Prestige