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Comrades!
Loyal spies of this glorious union have uncovered a secret plot by new world order imperialists(by reading their newspapers...)
Their communications channels are still open.
Tap into them here:
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/foru...ions-for-the-upcoming-release-and-war.914091/

The nations of Germany, Italy, Spain, Finland and Japan have proclaimed themselves enemies of the people and plan to deceive the great Soviet Union and the Comintern it stands for!
They think themselves 'clever' for organizing an anti-soviet alliance on the very release day of the game.
The People will not stand for this!

This is a call to ALL those loyal to Stalin and ideas of communism represented by the Comintern to unite against their expansionist policies.
I hereby ask you to listen to my proposal of a five-year preparation plan against such a threat.

Pripremna petoljetka:

1-Urgent internal issue...
The Soviet Union has much to do in 1936, but with dedication to The Cause, the people can prevail. Even though superiority of social-communism ideas has been clearly demonstrated, there are still those un-loyal to the People. How can we rely on the Red army if its very leaders have not adopted the ideas of communism?
It is my suggestion to re-educate our officers and generals and... ehm... 'PURGE' the cancerous influence from the Red Army.

2- Means of production
The People own the means of production, therefore The People will be better off if there was more production. Moreover, it will be needed to fight back against the fascist hordes. I recommend immediate and extensive buildup of industry in whole of Soviet Union. We are also to improve the trans-siberian railway system in case we should need to commit to military operation in the east.

3. Operacija slomljeni k*r*c(the Finnish question)
How can we allow that the second largest city of our great nation, Leningrad, to be mere kilometers away from enemy-sympathisers that is the Finnish government? We should militarily interfere and make them know their place. Should be easy, they are a small nation anyway.

4-Enemy supply of oil and lubricants
The fascist nations will need oil to supply their machines of unjust war. Luckily, they do not posess significant reserves themselves. However, the government of Romania seems to be buying into fascist deceptions. We should invest into supporting communism in Romania and invite them to The Union. This way, the fascists will be left with no significant oil fields in Europe and will be forced to pay for it, or face the wrath of the Red Army.
A capable leader will be required to lead the Romanian People (any volunteers ?).

5-Turkey
Turkish people show sympathy towards the revolution, and we should work to bring them closer to the Cause. Allying with Turkey(or 'speeding up the process' by our professional diplomats(tank crews)) will grant us a very defensible region and a barrier from fascist Europe, millions of fascist will die at Bospor and Dardanelle but they will not take them! We need a leader for them.

6-Persia and Afganistan
Persia is relatively weak as a nation and their people will be better off as a part of the Soviet Union. I suggest we sent a couple of divisions to make their wish come true. Same holds for Afganistan.


In my next speech, I will propose a course of action to support our Chinese communist brothers and how to deal with the security of our territory in the east. We should then discuss general defensive plans to ensure the survival and prosperity of the mighty Soviet Union.
 
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My heartfelt fraternal greetings and revolutionary congratulations to Comrade General @Viktor_Vertex for his accurate assessment of the Trotsky-Fascist-White-Guard-Counter-Revolutionary-Capitalist plot that confronts us! Only through careful study of the word of Stalin (and attacking with wave after wave after wave of conscripts) can we overcome this threat!
 
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Glorious Leader! The Glorious Free Working Class Peoples of Glorious Father Mao's Country Unite to Join Glorious Free Working Class People's of Soviet Union in Battle Against Accursed Black-Counter-Revolutionary-Capitalist-Facist Plot to Destroy Glorious Free Working Peoples!
As Glorious Father Mao Urges Us, We Must Defeat Accursed Counter-Revolutionaries Through Glorious Revolutionary Struggle Session! Only Then Can Glorious Free Working Class Peoples Be Freed From Insidious Counter-Revolutionary Trickery! Root out the Counter-Revolutionary Intelligentsia! Keep the Minds of the Glorious Free Working Class Peoples Free!
 
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Pieter Jelles Troelstra reporting in from the Netherlands. Due to our failed revolution in 1918, we were forced to accept the monarchy and capitalst status quo of a "democracy". The Dutch people are more than willing to embrace the revolution, but need to be encuraged by soviet arms. A Large supply of oil from the Indies, a considereble navy and strategic basis in the western hemisphere is what our nation has to offer to the armies of the proletariat.
 

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As Márshal Sovietskovo Soyuza in Asia, I would welcome the support of our Dutch Comrades. A portion of your oil reserves and aid from your Fleet would be of great assistance in crushing the Imperial Japanese forces. In return I promise to support you to the best of my ability with my currently limited resources.
 

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I'm not much of a Soviet history buff, so I'm not actually sure what that is?
The French capitalst pig dog client state named "Belgium". And I'd also like to include our brethern the Afrikaner
 
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The French capitalst pig dog client state named "Belgium". And I'd also like to include our brethern the Afrikaner
As Márshal Sovietskovo Soyuza of Soviet forces in Asia, the fate of "Belgium" and Afrika are outside of my Influence. Unless Ministr Oborony @Markath Avogoth sees fit to expand my area of responsibility to include the Western Front.
 
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Pieter Jelles Troelstra reporting in from the Netherlands. Due to our failed revolution in 1918, we were forced to accept the monarchy and capitalst status quo of a "democracy". The Dutch people are more than willing to embrace the revolution, but need to be encuraged by soviet arms. A Large supply of oil from the Indies, a considereble navy and strategic basis in the western hemisphere is what our nation has to offer to the armies of the proletariat.

The fact that Troelstra's failed coup is adequately named 'Troelstra's Mistake' and resulted into a significant amount of distrust for the SDAP (the Dutch socialist party of which Troelstra was the leader) seems to suggest otherwise. Like a good friend of mine who is 40ft tall once said: 'DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE' - Liberty Prime 2277.
 

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The fact that Troelstra's failed coup is adequately named 'Troelstra's Mistake' and resulted into a significant amount of distrust for the SDAP (the Dutch socialist party of which Troelstra was the leader) seems to suggest otherwise. Like a good friend of mine who is 40ft tall once said: 'DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE' - Liberty Prime 2277.
On a different note, I just love the way that "revolution" failed, is just spectacular. He called for the supporters of the revolution to gather, and the monarchist gather to counter him, when there is NOBODY there to support him. Just such a spectacular fail, one of the things related to WWI which might make me cringe.
 

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*walks in with a bushy mustache and big round glasses*
Oh, Heilo fellow comrades, it is I, Rommel Nixon, and I assure you I am not a Deutsch! I come on behalf of... aaaah... Pooolaaand? Yes, Poland, that's it. Ahem, we recognize the British have a large track record of not keeping their promises, and therefore appeal to Comrade Stalin for protection. We hope to become best buddies and will all share your secrets with me who is definitely totally not a Deutsch! All hail the *vomits a little* Workers Revolution yaaay!
 
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You claim to be a Pole... yet you do not have the characteristic reek of Kielbasa.
Comrades, take him away! He is in need of reeducation.
 
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*walks in with a bushy mustache and big round glasses*
Oh, Heilo fellow comrades, it is I, Rommel Nixon, and I assure you I am not a Deutsch! I come on behalf of... aaaah... Pooolaaand? Yes, Poland, that's it. Ahem, we recognize the British have a large track record of not keeping their promises, and therefore appeal to Comrade Stalin for protection. We hope to become best buddies and will all share your secrets with me who is definitely totally not a Deutsch! All hail the *vomits a little* Workers Revolution yaaay!


Hmmm you seem loyal to the cause...
Maybe you could replace one of our officers after the purge ?
Yet I cannot shake the feeling something is off a bit...
 
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Hmmm you seem loyal to the cause...
Maybe you could replace one of our officers after the purge ?
Yet I cannot shake the feeling something is off a bit...
It's the smell. Poles all smell of Kielbasa, he does not. Clearly he is a Capitalist posing as a loyal Pole.
 
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We shall perform.... A test!
Comrades and commisars, what questions would you ask to find out if a man really is a man of the people ?

I ask him: What comes after the revolution ?

Trick question, nothing comes after the revolution, the revolution is forever!
 

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It's the smell. Poles all smell of Kielbasa, he does not. Clearly he is a Capitalist posing as a loyal Pole.

*starts to sweat, downs a bottle of vodka*
Ah, yes, the Kielbasa. You see after I, umm, embraced the revolution, I made the switch to Vodka, which as I have read is the only true substance a worker needs. I am no longer merely a Pole, I have embraced a higher calling, one free of Keilbasa, replaced by glorious vodka!

Hmmm you seem loyal to the cause...
Maybe you could replace one of our officers after the purge ?
Yet I cannot shake the feeling something is off a bit...
As a ethnic Pole, I can guarantee you want me leading the Cavalry ;)

We shall perform.... A test!
Comrades and commisars, what questions would you ask to find out if a man really is a man of the people ?

I ask him: What comes after the revolution ?
Aha, I know this! Nothing comes after the Thousand Year Rei-UH after the Revolution!
 

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*starts to sweat, downs a bottle of vodka*
Ah, yes, the Kielbasa. You see after I, umm, embraced the revolution, I made the switch to Vodka, which as I have read is the only true substance a worker needs. I am no longer merely a Pole, I have embraced a higher calling, one free of Keilbasa, replaced by glorious vodka!
Oh, well. That explains everything. Excuse my rudeness. Here, have another.