My first eight attempts at approximately 60% and the results..... zero success. By my poor math skills that comes to 1 chance in 1,500 of happening by chance. Is this bugged?
Abraxas said:I sometimes get the feeling there's something fishy about the success percentages the game presents. My most recent experience comes from merchants, and not colonists though. I sent 17 merchants with 99% chance and 5 were succesful. I even kept statistics of all the few hundred merchants I sent during that game and my soccess rate was consistently lower than the COT information window showed as my chance of success. :wacko:
morganja said:My first eight attempts at approximately 60% and the results..... zero success. By my poor math skills that comes to 1 chance in 1,500 of happening by chance. Is this bugged?
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Missionary: Greetings, simple people of Toga Toga! I have come to bring you the Good News of our risen lord!
Chief Wampana: I didn’t sleep in that late.
Missionary: No, no, no, no! Ahaha. I’m talking about a more transcendent truth, a higher authority, something that will change your life!
Chief Wampana: Go on…
Missionary: I’m talking about religion!
Chief Wampana: Sorry, not interested.
Missionary: …Beg pardon?
Chief Wampana: We’ve got our own god, and boy is he jealous of other gods. Also, people with ‘TiVo’.
Missionary: But…but…I have a forty-two percent chance of success!
Chief Wampana: Well, them’s the breaks. Win some, lose some, chalk it up to experience. Better luck next time, old chap.
Missionary: But I just got here!
Chief Wampana: Already gave at the office? Look, I’m kind of busy today, so if you’ll excuse me…
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Missionary: Come on, give it a try! You might like it! How can you say you won’t like it before you try it?
Chief Wampana: Who are you, my mother? I told you, not interested. Maybe if you were here to help us get out of tribalism.
Missionary: Say…
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Missionary: …which makes the king the head of the church of England. You see?
Chief Wampana: So…the prince of Wales is the heir to the throne…which is also the head of the church...
Missionary: Yes! You’ve got it!
Chief Wampana: …Making him God-in-Waiting.
Missionary: No! <sobs quietly>
Chief Wampana: <patting him comfortingly> Look, it sounds like your religion still has a few issues to settle, so maybe you should go back to London and work on things for a while, then come back when everything’s done, hm? Or perhaps you'd be interested in our god - he's much easier to understand. And allows us to have four wives.
Missionary: I’m here to convert you!
Chief Wampana: Well, you’re not doing a very good job of it!
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Missionary: Look! I brought pamphlets with me! Pamphlets that explain all about Christianity in easy-to-understand phrases! So simple a child could understand!
Chief Wampana: Really.
Missionary: Yes! Really! Here! Take one! Take a thousand! I had a hundred thousand of ‘em printed in London especially for this mission!
Chief Wampana: In English.
Missionary: In English!
Chief Wampana: Out of curiousity, do you know what the literacy rate is in Toga Toga?
Missionary: …You can’t read, can you?
Chief Wampana: Not a word.
Missionary: Ah.
Chief Wampana: <raises spear> Say, you just called us all stupider than little children, didn’t you?
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Missionary: People of Toga Toga! I have brought you the words of Our Saviour in your own language! I’m reaching out to you! ‘Urkle ping Walla-Walla podunk!’
Chief Wampana: ‘God is the All-Cheese’?
Missionary: That’s not right, it’s supposed to be about Heaven. Let me try that again. ‘Pooka bingo Santa Williamsburg!’ Did that make more sense?
Chief Wampana: Oh, yes. But won’t you get in trouble for calling your Queen a man?
Missionary: Oh, dear.
Chief Wampana: <puts his arm around the missionary’s shoulder> Look, don’t feel bad! I know some great guys who are good at languages, maybe they can help you…they’re called Jesuits, been here a while – everyone loves them…
Missionary: <sobs>
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Missionary: <slurred voice> You don’t understand. I have a forty-two percent chance of success. It says so. Look, right there. Under my picture. Forty-two.
Chief Wampana: You know, some would argue this for proof your God doesn’t exist.
Missionary: FORTY-TWOOOOOOO!!
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Missionary: JESUS, JESUS, RAH RAH RAH!
Chief Wampana: …Excuse me, I have a sudden urge to pluck out my eyeballs.
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Missionary: Eternal Paradise!
Chief Wampana: Boring Sermons!
Missionary: Divine Providence!
Chief Wampana: Human Error!
Missionary: A holiday in December!
Chief Wampana: Shopping on Christmas Eve!
Missionary: Ooh, I hate that. <awkward pause> Forgiveness of Sins!
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Missionary: FREE LOLLIPOPS FOR THE FIRST TO CONVERT!
Chief Wampana: Fine, you win. You’ve worn down my resistance. We’ll convert to your faith.
Missionary: Really? Was it the lollipops? I should write that down.
Chief Wampana: No, no. It’s more of a sense of déjà vu. Like I’ve done this before…over and over again.
Missionary: Er. How strange! Because, of course, I only just arrived here today.
Chief Wampana: <suspiciously> Yes…yes, you did.
Missionary: Never mind that! I must get ready to baptize you!
Chief Wampana: And then I, and all my people, shall worship the All-Cheese and his son the Whale!
Missionary: …Eh. Close enough. You’re in!
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morganja said:My first eight attempts at approximately 60% and the results..... zero success. By my poor math skills that comes to 1 chance in 1,500 of happening by chance. Is this bugged?
ubik said:The random number generator Paradox uses is known for its strange way of working. It is not accurate in the short term, but accurate in the long term.
This means you'll get clusters of the same result, but when looking at the big picture (the game over the centuries) the % are more or less correct.
Timmetie said:Random number generators are never accurate in the short term. That statement doesn't really make sense.
you're saying the random number generator creates the clusters on purpose? That would make it somewhat less random.