ROUND THREE: HUMILIATION
1671 - Our newest leader, Melnik Khan, wants to add his name to the Sibir Hall of Fame by nicking another Russian province, namely Kazan, which formerly belonged to the old Horde.
Some of us would prefer a war with the Shiite Persians and Uzbeks, but we can't colonize the land in between. Another choice is to annex Astrakhan and the Horde, then go for Crimea, but they're our only friends in the world right now. Besides, Crimea is really taking it to the Poles, grabbing two provinces, and acting as a buffer between us and Poland. It seems that the ONLY path for expansion lies to the northwest.
January 1672 - We've done this before: four 30k armies, with smaller 5k detachments for reinforcements. But this time the Russians AREN'T at war, although their czarina doesn't look too tough. Our only path is through Kazan, as Ryazan (which also owns Lipetsk) blocks us to the west. We declare war on March 20.
April 1672 - Our first 30k army, with 100 cannon for a quick siege, moves into Kazan. Not a Russian in sight! The walls of Kazan crumble quickly, and by November our flag flies above the ramparts. The Russians offer a white peace. Hah!
Now comes a tough decision; wait out the winter and send another army on to Vladimir, or move immediately and suffer winter attrition. We move and begin to reduce the fortress, feeding in 5,000 man armies to keep the siege going, when a Russian army of 60,000 appears. We are routed, losing half our men. And the Russians pursue us and our Astrakhan allies to Kazan, then whip our combined armies in a long fight that costs us another 20,000 men.
The enemy , with 70,000 men, besieges Kazan, and as it wavers, it's our turn to offer a white peace. The Russians refuse. Now they move into Kuybeyshev, along with their Danish allies, and begin a siege. Our troops have been driven back to Samara, what's left of them, and so it's once again up to our diplomats to save us. We offer 250d, and our diplomat is thrown out of the Kremlin gates, then has scalding water from a samovar poured on his head.
Kuybeyshev is about to fall, and we dispatch another diplomat with an offer of 500d. Miraculously, the Russians accept! They truly are stupid (or low on cash) for I don't see how they could have failed to take two provinces.
Still, that's three wars with the Russians, and we're not faring well. One big victory which brought Tambow into the fold, and two crushing defeats that somehow didn't result in the loss of any land. Worse, next in line to the Russian throne is a teen-ager named Peter, who looks like trouble.
THE GREAT REBUILDING: 1674-1695
Even as the war wound down, rebels besieged Uralsk and Kustanai. They were defeated, but our armies were used up, along with our treasury. That's the way it is in Sibir: one khan starts a war, the next one picks up the pieces. Mayyat Khan has a lot of picking up to do: regaining our lost stability, rebuilding our armies and the treasury, and sucking up to our Moslem neighbors lest they join an alliance with the infidels.
And woe to the young women of Sibir, who after each war are sent off to the harem of some fat caliph in Turkey or Persia. What a country!