Notable Events in the Stormlands
Aftermath
After the fall of the Usurper Robert Baratheon, his brother, Lord Stannis Baratheon, was forced to abdicate his position as the Prince of Dragonstone and return to the Stormlands. This in turn prompted Lord Renly Baratheon to gracefully step down as the Lord Paramount of the Stormlands in favour of his older brother.
Stagsden
Lord Paramount Stannis granted his brother a pretty new castle (later known as the Stagsden) not far from the Storm’s End and forsworn any attempts of arranging a marriage for him (a move that must have been devastating for many a maiden). Lord Renly’s
best friend and constant companion, Lord Loras of House Tyrell, affectionately called by Lord Renly as his Knight of Flowers, moved in with him. They developed a peculiar fashion of wearing each other’s house’s colours and ruled their little dominion together
like a married couple until Lord Renly’s peaceful death in the year 348AC at the age of 71. Lord Loras was granted the rule over the castle until his own peaceful death only three years later, in the year 351AC, at a nice age of 69.
With his death the castle of Stagsden returned to the Baratheon family and is currently held by Lady Paramount Shireen’s third son, Ser Gallard of House Baratheon. He is married to Lady Elwene, daughter of late Lord Paramount Willas the Wise of the Reach. They have a son, a strong lad named Boremund. He is betrothed to a beautiful granddaughter of Lord Andrew of Wrathrock.
The Return of Massey’s Hook
It is known that prior to the War of Conquest, Massey's Hook was part of the Stormlands owing allegiance to the Durrandon Storm Kings of Storm's End. The Bar Emmons and Masseys had developed closer ties with the Targaryens of Dragonstone, however, and allied with Aegon Targaryen against the Storm King Argilac the Arrogant. After Aegon the Conqueror's victory, Massey's Hook became part of the new crownlands owing allegiance to the Targaryens reigning in King's Landing.
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Old Lord Maric was the ruling Lord of Massey’s Hook during the Restoration. He was however briefly involved in a conspiracy to install the Usurper’s brother Stannis as the new king instead of the rightful Targaryen pair. This made it apparent that the Targaryens and the lords of the Hook had drifted apart. The short-lived seditious faction was then peacefully dissolved as Lord Paramount Stannis refused to participate in yet another coup. The Queen then seemed fitting to reward Lord Stannis for his loyalty and returned the Hook and its surrounding lands to their roots. This new dynamic was not without its storms, of course, as one of the lords of house Massey, Lord Albyn the Planter, was beheaded in the year 327AC on the orders of Lord Paramount Stannis of the Stormlands.
But let us not get ahead of ourselves and look further back at the Masseys en mass.
Lord Maric peacefully died just three years after the Restoration.
His second son Ser Justin unfortunately died just three months before the Restoration from an especially malignant tumour.
Lord Maric’s youngest son, Ser Wallace, lived a long life that almost could be seen as two vastly different ones.
His first wife Sarya was a lowborn witch. With her Ser Wallace lived in the surrounding woods under the constant influence of his wife’s dubious brews, trapping defenceless creatures and torturing them for days until they became as mad as his beloved Sarya. This life of course could not go on forever and after one of their especially brew-filled nights Ser Wallace found his witch-wife dead.
Surprisingly however he did not grieve that long and soon remarried to a woman young enough to be his daughter. His new wife Betha was born of rape perpetrated against a common-born woman by Betha’s father, a disgraced “ser” Ronel Waters, natural-born son of the Late Lord Walder from House Frey of the Crossing. Soon after he was caught and brought to trial that condemned him to be gelded and sent to the Night’s Watch. He died there during a trial by combat while serving under the command of his nephew, Dickon Frey.
Since Sarya never gave her husband any children (she made sure of that with her concoctions), after her death Ser Wallace’s new wife had to rapidly fill that void and she did so with six children. Unfortunately it did not do any favours to her health and he died at the age of six-and-thirty. Both her husband and her father outlived her.
The pair’s third child and first daughter, lady Myrren, was supposed to marry the valiant Ser Sumon from House Chelsted. When the rain that poured on their wedding day ruined the young lady’s dress the guests tried to console her saying that it’s for good luck. She died within a month from the inflammation in her lungs. Ser Symon eventually remarried.
Poor lady Myrren’s sister had a bit more luck, especially the middle sister Mary who married Ser Martin from House Warfield of Stokeworth. Cassana, the youngest one, is married to Ser Ben Flowers, known in the tourneys as Blackant, a bastard-born knight from House Bushy.
Ser Wallace’s oldest son, Ser Maric, is married to lady Argella from House Caron. Their only son Barron is married to lady Rosalei from House Durwell.
Ser Maric’s middle brother, Ser Edric, is married to lady Megga from House Costayne. They have a daughter. The last brother, Ser Harys, married a common-born woman named Joy, a wise woman from a local village. They do not have any offspring and this unfortunate fact grieves Ser Harys very much.
But let us briefly go back to Lord Maric, the grandsire to the aforementioned brothers.
A year after Lord Maric’s death his only daughter, Lady Joselyn, was brutally executed by her own husband, Lord Guncer from House Sunglass of Sweetport Sound. It was later revealed that her accusations were fabricated by Lord Guncer’s lover, a common whore by the name of Brienne Parsin. Even more insultingly, Lord Guncer actually married the fallen woman soon after the execution.
In retaliation, Lady Joselyn’s brother invaded the isle of Sweetport Sound, took its lord captive and forced Lord Guncer to bend the knee. Unfortunately Lord Jon was gravely injured during his revenge. He lost an eye, the wound began to fester and the brief Lord Jon was dead within a year.
His firstborn daughter, Lady Elinor, was married to Ser Jon from House Bar Emmon until his death at the age of six-and-forty. Lady Elinor never remarried and wore her widow’s garments for twenty five long years.
Her sister, Lady Alys, did not feel the same way about her first husband, nor for her second one for that matter. When her first one, Lord Bryen from House Tollett of Grey Glen, decided to father a bastard and consequently died from a brothel disease at the age of just one-and-thirty, Lady Alys eventually remarried to old Ser Beric of House Peckledon, but he died at their wedding, drowning in wine while laying under an open barrel. Lady Alys later fell in love with Ser Raynald, a much younger baseborn knight in the service of her second husband’s household. Unfortunately he died of gout at the prime age of four-and-thirty, leaving poor Lady Alys alone once again. Ser Raynald was the only man she ever truly grieved and wore a proper mourning for. Their union was contested by her family however, so unfortunately their son, Ser Ronard, is widely considered a bastard. To escape that stain he had recently left Westeros and ended up in the North Valyrian region of Port Orbar where he married lady Nelayenis from House Longwaters.
Ser Rupert is the only son of the brief Lord Jon that still lives. This unfortunately cannot be said about his first wife, lady Rohanne from House Estren, who was executed by Ser Ruper’s nephew after she tried to seduce him. Ser Rupert remarried to lady Olana from House Waxley who is eight years younger than Ser Rupert’s son.
Until her death Ser Rupert’s daughter, lady Lollys, was married to Ser Manfrey from House Bullhart, son of Lord Gendry the Bull and his Lady of Blades.
Ser Rupert’s poor son, Ser Steffon, had unfortunately suffered an injury to his head in the very next tourney after being knighted so now he lives as if he was seven years old. He naturally does not have any children with his wife, lady Alicent from House Bracken, and the pair lives with minimum contact as Ser Steffon does not want to play with nasty girls and lady Alicent does not want to deal with a literal manchild.
Ser Davos was Lord Jon’s middle child. Despite his open preference towards male company, he dutifully sired two children with his wife, lady Jonquil from House Chyttering. Unfortunately the honourable Ser Davos was accused of unsolicited advances towards one of the Baratheon brothers and lost his life in a subsequent trial by combat. His wife eventually found solace in the arms of Ser Alan, a baseborn knight in her late husband’s family’s service. Despite their claims of marriage however Ser Alan and lady Jonquil’s son suffered the same fate as Lady Alys’ and is considered a bastard. He lives quietly in the service of the Masseys along with his baseborn wife.
Ser Davos’ daughter, lady Marei, is married to Ser Deremond from House Buckwell; they have a son. Her brother Jorald is married to a baseborn woman named Elane. Despite their age the pair still hopes for a child.
Brief Lord Jon’s successor unfortunately was his eldest son, Lord Albin, for his favourite style of execution known as The Planter (he liked to bound or break his prisoners and bury them up to their nipples into the well tamped down earth). He was eventually executed by Lord Paramount Stannis for his unforgivable dealing with the pirates. His wife Lerra from House Bar Emmon, a very beautiful woman in her younger years, openly entertained other men during their marriage, a thing that is rumoured to be encouraged by her husband. After his death she eventually remarried to Lord Harlan from House Wagstaff of Adderdell and currently serves as her step-son’s very inventive interrogator.
Lady Lerra had two children out of wedlock.
Her first one, Ser Morton, is married to Lady Carmella of Tudbury Hall and has five children with her. Morton was born from Ser Bertram, a young and promising heir to House Westbrook whose peculiarly inconsistent nature drove him into a very early grave.
Lady Lerra never disclosed the father of her daughter Serra, a second bastard. It is speculated that she was conceived during an intercourse that involved a number of different men and it was therefore impossible to determine the actual father of the child. Lady Serra was noticed at one of the tourneys by none other than the Laughing Ant - Ser Jeremy from House Ambrose, the son of the Queen of Trader Town. A virtuous man, he was nevertheless smitten by the fickle and stubborn Serra and fought tirelessly to win her affection. He eventually did, and now the married pair has two children together.
Calamitous Lady Laena was Lord Albin and Lady Lerra’s firstborn child. Shortly after her fifteenth nameday she was sent to the Vale to marry Lord Wyllem from House Malcolm of Old Anchor. She soon became pregnant with her first (and tragically only) child. Unfortunately the pregnancy was going really hard for the poor girl, but it was the birth that truly turned nightmarish. After days of fruitless agony her body could not take it anymore and her mind finally snapped. She grabbed a pair of fabric scissors one of her handmaids used to cut fresh linens for the birthing bed. With a horrendous wail of a dying animal Lady Laena started to plunge the sharp metal into her body, frantically stabbing herself without any thought or reason into the abdomen and nether regions. The handmaids and the maester were so shocked by her sudden frenzy that when they finally came to their senses and tried to stop the wretched girl it was already too late for her. She died in an unimaginable agony, drowning the whole room in hot red blood. Miraculously however her son survived. Maester managed to cut the child out of his dying mother’s womb just in the nick of time.
The Planter’s and his unchaste Lady’s last child is a son, Ser Morton, who was born after his bastard half-brother and still named the same. He is the only unproblematic member of this bunch. He is married to lady Molianne from House Mallery. Their only son Andrew is married to a pretty young Morya from House Smallwood.
Ser Jon and Ser Dickon, the Planter’s second and third sons respectively, are another matter entirely.
Let us start with the second.
Ser Jon, the Planter’s second son, is still alive. Before his exile to the Night’s Watch he was married to lady Tysane from House Bar Emmon and the pair has one living child together, an unstable daughter named Meredyth who is married to Ser Hobber from House Cordwayner.
It would seem however that a shy and virtuous wife was not enough for Ser Jon, so he proceeded to have a bastard son with his own sister-in-law, Lady Myrcella from House Darkhart. Little Albin’s birth prompted Lord Maldon, the cuckolded uncle, to seize the boy’s father and send him to the Wall. After that lady Tysane returned to her childhood home and little Albin stayed at his family’s court where he grew up into a strong lad and was recently knighted. He also very recently married the young and beautiful lady Helaena from House Velaryon of Driftmark and was declared a legitimate heir to Massey’s Hook, but that will be explained a little further.
Let us first cover Lord Maldon’s second betrayal, this one even more dire. Ser Dickon was the Planter’s third son. His wife, lady Elanna from House Staedmon, was accused, brought before Lady Paramount Shireen, stood trial at the Storm’s End and was finally found guilty of conspiracy to murder her brother-in-law, Lord Maldon. She was promptly beheaded then and there. Ser Dickon’s knowledge about his wife’s dealings was not decisively proven so he was allowed to return back to his brother’s court where he soon married lady Talla from House Appleton whose first husband from House Jordayne was sent to Night’s Watch some time prior. Unfortunately for all involved, lady Talla later testified before Lord Maric’s court that in the throes of passion her new husband had confessed to her about his involvement in the conspiracy. Lord Maric had no choice but to condemn his brother and, being a man of justice, took his brother’s head off himself.
Lady Talla then returned to her son’s court at The Scourge. Ser Dickon’s only son, Ser Bonifer, was not indicted or punished in any way and quietly lives at his family’s court with his wife, lady Alma from House Yronwood.
Betrayed by both of his brothers and with a stain of kinslaying, Lord Maldon, a deeply religious man, proceeded to punish himself for his deeds, fasting to the point of no return. He died just four years after his brother’s execution. His wife, Lady Myrcella from House Darkhart, apparently loved him very much. She terribly regrets her own betrayal and deeply grieves for her late husband.
All four of the pair’s daughters are happily married into the noble houses of various prominence.
The pair’s only son, Lord Tarwen, is the current Lord of Massey’s Hook. he is married to Lady Alina from House Corbray, daughter of the current Lord of Northweald. Recently Lord Tarwen’s Council unexpectedly pushed for him to name his bastard-born brother/nephew as his legitimate heir. Surprisingly the stubborn and proud Lord Tarwen acceded to their demand, much to the dismay of his four sisters.
It took a bit of time and it was not without its tempests, but ultimately the Masseys settled with their new old Stormlands overlord. Even the death of their patriarch had a solid reasoning behind it, after all the cruel Lord Albyn was thoroughly disliked by his subjects and was a known pirate sympathizer that had many shady dealings with the scoundrels from the Stepstones. It would seem that Lord Stannis indeed had a knack for inspiring loyalty by acts of delivering justice.
The Stags Leap Forward
Lord Paramount Stannis the Just ruled the Stormland as a very respected ruler. For his valiant service he was granted a sword, later named the Father’s Fury, to be passed from generation to generation.
Lord Paramount Stannis of House Baratheon died in the year 331AC at the age of 69 from a tumour of the body growing in his armpit, despite the maester’s efforts to fight it with an amputation.
Stannis Baratheon by Magali Villeneuve
Lord Stannis and his wife, Falyse of house Florent (died peacefully in the year 343AC), only had one daughter, Lady Shireen. She inherited the Stormland from her father and still rules there despite her rather sickly disposition in the later years.
Lady Paramount Shireen is married to her cousin, Lord Edric, the Bastard of Storm’s End. Their loving marriage produced four sons and three daughters.
Unfortunately though two of their eldest sons are already deceased.
Their second son, Lord Duran, was the first to go. He died in the year 344AC at the age of just 38.
It is believed that even though he was a strong man, his health just could not handle his constant drinking and overeating. His poor wife, Lady Lyria of House Errol, finally died in the year 354AC after ten years of constant sorrow and despair.
They had two daughters together (both married and had issue).
The oldest son of Lady Paramount Shireen, Lord Orys, died in the year 350AC at the relatively young age of just 46 of the seemingly natural causes despite physically being a very strong man.
His death was most probably brought by the same hedonistic lifestyle and extreme obesity that took his younger brother just six years prior. He left behind a wife, Lady Aliona of House Tarth, and seven children: four sons and a daughter with Lady Aliona (all married and with children of their own), and two bastard daughters from his extramarital affairs.
Death of the Usurper
Even though it occurred far from the Stormland (or any other Westerosi lands, for that matter), I think this footnote would be a fitting place to mention the death of the Usurper Robert Baratheon.
After his exile, he was reportedly spotted amongst the mercenaries’ company with a very fitting name, The Stormcrows.
He stayed in the Captain Syrodos’ employ for an unknown amount of time, but in the end he was seen in the court of a Braavosi sealord Tormo Fregar.
The Usurper Robert of House Baratheon died in the year 327AC athe the age of 65. He died of a tumour growing from his testicles. Sad, but fitting end for a once great and undefeatable warrior conquered by his own vices.
Robert Barathen by Magali Villeneuve
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