CK Team Presentation #3

[Sol Invictus]

Well, if Johan ever gets bored with the software entertainment gig; he can always apply as a spook for the CIA.

 

[Duncan Idaho]

Well, if Johan ever gets bored with the software entertainment gig; he can always apply as a spook for the CIA.

How do we know he isn't already a spook for the CIA?? He probably isn't even in Sweden, it's an undercover job for sure. Paradox itself is probably an American front for laundering money or something unsavory as such. I mean, let's face it, how does a small Swedish company make these great games anyway? I smell American conspiracy. And I think Johan knows more than he's saying.

<KNOCK KNOCK>

Oh, hold on everyone, there's someone at the door, I'll just get t...

<THUMP WHACK BUMP WHACK!>

 

[Sol Invictus]

Good Lord; Johan has wacked Duncan! The Horror.

 

[Carolus Rex]

Hm, get some hair Johan, it fits you better.

 

[unmerged(14393)]

*Lol* I love the mug shot! Hahaha

 

[metroncho]

You look like my brother!
I suspect genetic engineering

 

[Carolus Rex]

*uncorks a beer* Here you go Johan! Have one! Cue the Paradox Con

...wait. You have corks in your beerbottles?

 

[Bobby Shaftoe]

The truth is that the photo is impressively intimidating. Now I realize completely the meaning of God of Thunder and RocknRoll.

It reminds me of that scene of Die Hard 3 (I've seen it in spanish and I don't remember the exact phrasing in english...)

- What's your name?
- Zeus
- Zeus?
- Yes, Zeus. The old greek god "Don't piss me off or I'll slip a thunder into your asshole"...

A sort of frightening...

 

[Spruce]

...wait. You have corks in your beerbottles?

yes, some of them The larger bottles to be more precise,

 

[unmerged(12596)]

Fabian Barthez with glasses, right? :rofl:

Fabian Barthez with glasses in a scary Aztec Idol mode.
By the way. ...this is Johan.. isn´t

 

[unmerged(17248)]

Here's me.. aka Johan Andersson, lead programmer and producer and workaholic...

He doesn't look like he's from prison - he looks like a drill instructor (in a way, I guess he is.) You know the type of guy you want to be your friend - not your enemy. Sir, thank you for letting me speak, Sir. :rofl:

Jono

 

[Matija]

Must be right after a visit to the vicky forums

:rofl:

 

[pimparel]

OK. Now I am scared.

 

[CCR_of_the_Code]

He looks like Vincent D'Onofrio in Full Metal Jacket, in the bathroom scene....let us just hope Strategy First is R. Lee Ermey.

 

[Spruce]

he's trying to hypnotise me "buy CK - buy CK",

 

[Kalle dussin]

Here's me.. aka Johan Andersson, lead programmer and producer and workaholic...

Lead workaholic... ???

 

[unmerged(11486)]

He doesn't look like he's from prison - he looks like a drill instructor (in a way, I guess he is.) You know the type of guy you want to be your friend - not your enemy. Sir, thank you for letting me speak, Sir. :rofl:

Jono

Drill instuctor? You mean, like this guy?

Sorry, Johan. Not meaning to connect you with the meanest movie character ever. Thanks for the picture, though.

Steele

 

[Crazy_Ivan80]

You mean like this?

Nah... Would never do that...

they use centimeter in Sweden

great though. :rofl:

(johan is so not how I imagined him to look )

 

[Johan]

they use centimeter in Sweden

great though. :rofl:

(johan is so not how I imagined him to look )

What did you expect? I'm a geeky guy with glasses

 

[King]

What did you expect? I'm a geeky guy with glasses

Aren't we all?