Developers of the world, rise up and fire your executives. Their mindless targeting of the Christmas sales season ruined your update, which would have been awesome if it had occurred in March or had an open month-long prerelease beta. Instead, you get this headache that is probably cutting into your holidays. Look at how angry the customers are, and we aren't even the ones who have to stay late to fix it. Seriously, this is serious, y'all need to seize the means. A dev team with any capacity for self-determination would never do this to themselves.