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Dr Bob said:
:D



What is the aragon-austria deal?

Are they planning to backstab their mighty ally, Portugal?
I think so, well I won't be beaten by a mere 2 nation coalition :mad: Portugal will fight on :D

Isn't everyone always planning to backstab you Bob? ;)
 

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Ozzeh said:
Isn't everyone always planning to backstab you Bob? ;)

They are, all of them, but I have a surprise for them, yes, yes they will be doomed if they attack Portugal for I have uncovered a great secret in the depths of Brazil, so horrific that many would scrape out their own eyes and poke themselves in the stomach just to stop hearing about the secret.
 

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Dr Bob said:
They are, all of them, but I have a surprise for them, yes, yes they will be doomed if they attack Portugal for I have uncovered a great secret in the depths of Brazil, so horrific that many would scrape out their own eyes and poke themselves in the stomach just to stop hearing about the secret.

Scarping out eyes and poking in stomach is kind of ineffective if you don't want to hear the secret. Covering your ears might be better ;)
 

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Dr Bob said:
They are, all of them, but I have a surprise for them, yes, yes they will be doomed if they attack Portugal for I have uncovered a great secret in the depths of Brazil, so horrific that many would scrape out their own eyes and poke themselves in the stomach just to stop hearing about the secret.

Capybaras??

Is it capybaras?

Tell me its capybaras

I know its capybaras!

:D
 
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Dr Bob said:
They are, all of them, but I have a surprise for them, yes, yes they will be doomed if they attack Portugal for I have uncovered a great secret in the depths of Brazil, so horrific that many would scrape out their own eyes and poke themselves in the stomach just to stop hearing about the secret.

Wouldn't it then be better to harm your ears instead of your eyes and/or stomach?
 

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FAL said:
Wouldn't it then be better to harm your ears instead of your eyes and/or stomach?

It would, as I've pointed out. Bob however chose to ignore the subject completely, as expected ;)

Btw FAL, you can't sub tonight from 20:30-23:00 can you? We need a sub for Sweden in that time period.
 

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FAL said:
No sorry, I have decided to do something about my beer belly at mondays. That means you can find me playing football, basketball or volleyball at those times ;)


So you just showed up in the thread to pour abuse on my poorly thought out anacedote :( :p

Can I be GM instead Aladar?
People will bully me otherwise :(
 

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FAL said:
No sorry, I have decided to do something about my beer belly at mondays. That means you can find me playing football, basketball or volleyball at those times ;)

Sports are BAD for beer bellies....

....ever noticed the third half?

Usually much more activity, and a lot of injury time :rolleyes:
 

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FAL,

Speaking of which, I diplo-annexed formerly human Venice and now Constantinople is a proper English hamelt. :D

That's nothing, though, to what Dago did today...