Change two words

[Rovsea]

War bonds for sale? Absurd prices?

 

[sealy300]

War Weapons for sale? Great prices!

 

[Gen. Marshall]

War Weapons for Ukraine? Great idea!

 

[Ikarases]

Plush weapons for children? Great idea!

 

[Rovsea]

Plush toys for dogs? Great idea!

 

[Wagonlitz]

Sex toys for women? Great idea!

 

[al-Aziz]

Sex videos for men? Great idea!

 

[Dyranum]

Sex videos for men? Great idea!

Lovecraftian videos for shoggoths? Great idea!

 

[Wagonlitz]

Føk videos for students? Great idea!

 

[sealy300]

Putin videos for [the] Chinese? Great idea!

 

[Hax]

Russian videos for the Poles? Great idea!

 

[EUROO7]

Russian videos for the Poles in Siberia.

 

[Arrowfiend]

Tentacle videos for [the] Koreans in Siberia.

 

[LatinKaiser]

Kinky videos for [the] jontis in Siberia.

 

[pjnlsn]

arkasas videos for euro in Siberia

 

[Hax]

arkasas screaming for euro in Canada.

 

[2kNikk]

Arkasas pining for euro in life.

 

[Andre Massena]

Arkansas pining for Clinton in hell.

 

[Dyranum]

Arkansas pining for Clinton in hell.

Arkasas pining for trees in Nowhereistan.

(Fixed the third change in Massena's sentence (i.e. the turning of Arkasas into Arkansas.))

 

[Pethom]

Arkasas pining for trees in Nowhereistan.

Arkasas running for pizzas in Nowhereistan.

This thread seems to have fallen asleep a long time ago. I hope this doesn't make me into someone who's waking up a sleeping bear too early before spring.