Change two words

[wwiman]

James is an asshole.

The demon rips the limbs off his girl.

The idiot rips the limbs off his daughter.

 

[Wagonlitz]

The redneck rips the clothes off his daughter.

 

[Gen. Marshall]

The surgeon rips the man-parts off his daughter.

 

[Wagonlitz]

The breastripper rips the breasts off his daughter.

 

[Yakman]

The breastripper rips the hair off his toupee.

 

[Tufto]

The breastripper rips the hair off his toupee.

The conman dusts the hair off his toupee.

 

[Yakman]

A conman dusts the hair off my toupee.

 

[EUROO7]

A conman dusts the smirk off my face.

 

[Wagonlitz]

A conman dusts the money off my wallet.

 

[Gen. Marshall]

A conman dusts the hair off my toupee.

A conman dusts the smirk off my face.

A conman dusts the money off my wallet.

Changing "the" into "a" was not a legal move, we have 7 words now.

[The] conman grabs [the] money from my wallet.

 

[marty99]

The contortionist grabs the gazebo from my wallet.

 

[Gen. Marshall]

The contortionist pulls the gazebo through my wallet.

 

[marty99]

The contortionist pulls the gazebo through one's sternum.

 

[Gen. Marshall]

The contortionist pulls the anchor through one's intestines.

 

[Wagonlitz]

The contortionist pulls the spear through one's wife.

 

[Gen. Marshall]

Pull thy spear through one's wife.

 

[PanzerCorps]

Pull thy spear from my wife!!!

 

[marty99]

Pull thy spear from my wife!!!

Pull thy beak from my heart.

 

[Gen. Marshall]

Feed thy beak with my heart.

 

[Yakman]

Feed thy beak against Proust's heart.