Change two words

[Pethom]

Blood and oil, a tear, sweat...

Blood, beer, oil a miner's sweat...

 

[Hax]

Women, beer, women a miner's sweat...

 

[Battle bunny]

Women, beer, women a miner's sweat...

Besides beer, women drink miner's sweat.

 

[PanzerCorps]

Besides beer, capitalists drink the workers' sweat

 

[Pethom]

Besides beer, capitalists drink the workers' sweat

Besides beer, capitalists drink [the] bitche's brew.

 

[marty99]

Besides beer, Scotsmen drink iron brew.

 

[Wagonlitz]

Besides beer, Scotsmen drink malt whisky.

 

[Hax]

Besides beer, Scotsmen drink women juice.

 

[Pethom]

Besides beer, Scotsmen drink women juice.

Besides [the] kilt, Scotsmen drink [the] women propaganda.

 

[EUROO7]

Wear kilt, don't drink women propaganda.

 

[marty99]

Wear kilt? Don't drink? Try Skoda.

 

[Pethom]

@ marty99

It's supposed to be one sentence not three.

The one that counts is the changes made by EUR007

Wear kilt, don't drink women propaganda.

 

[marty99]

@ marty99

It's supposed to be one sentence not three. The one that counts is

Okay, I wasn't sure if it would count or not, sorry!

 

[Pethom]

@marty99

I'll use your contributed words and make the sentence:

Wear kilt, don't drink women propaganda

Wear kilt, don't drink, try [the] Skoda

 

[Gen. Marshall]

Wear kilt and drink: try manhood.

 

[aussieboy]

Wear something and drink: try civilization.

 

[PanzerCorps]

Wear something and come play Civilization

 

[Hax]

Wear something sexy and play Civilization

 

[Battle bunny]

Wear something sexy and play Civilization

I am sexy and play Civilization.

 

[Wagonlitz]

She is sexy and play Civilization.