King Unuist the Second
The Dream Part I
Unuist night was very eventful. No, no ambush from murdering catholics. It was his very slep that was eventful. To outsiders, he twisted and turned. Some would even say that something had entered his body, a evil spirit or something. But inside,, it was quite different.
Unuist dream was odd. For one, he was completely naked. For two, he was on a magic carpet. For three, he was high in the sky above the clouds. For four, he was sitting right next to Jesus Christ himself.
Unuist kowtowed. "My lord. It is the greatest blessing to see you with my very eyes. It is even greater to be able to speak to you," he said. Jesus laughed. "Man, everyone does this," he said. Unuist felt a bit odd. The lord's voice sounded a bit... relaxed and enthused. He did not think long on it.
"My lord. Why had you called me to you," Unuist said. Jesus laughed. "We're gonna go on a magic carpet ride dude!" he exclaimed. The magic carpet then dived sharply. The two dove through the clouds to see the land below. Unuist's jaw dropped and was flapping wildly behind them.
The first place they saw was a near but not so dear place to Unuist's heart.
Francia. Realm of Unuist's two most hated things. Fre- I mean Franks, and catholics. Unuist spitted at the lands below. "Hey man, live and let live!" he said. "Sorry milord, but I can't really live with them," he said. Jesus sighed. "Say five Hail Mary's when you get up," he said. Unuist nodded.
Hildebert was anything but competent. His only redeeming quality was his scholarly knowledge. Though this turned him in to a shut-in, spurning the outside world for a life of accruing knowledge and books. In fact, this war had dragged him out of his chamber, putting him into the real world. This had caused him a lot of stress.
The carpet took a sharp turn southward. "Milord, where are we going to next?" Unuist asked. "To the realm where the words of my good friend hold firm," Jesus said, sounding scholarly despite his accent.
He was in the realm of the Saracens. Unuist looked surprised. "Milord, your friend. You speak of Muhammad?!" Unuist said, surprised. Jesus nodded. "Why?" Unuist said. "The man is a fantastic surfer," Jesus replied. Unuist looked confused. "I could go on really, and I know you would have the time. But I don't. I got lunch with Odin in an hour," Jesus said. Unuist looked hopelessly lost.
Umayyad had conquered the catholics in this area and consolidated its power. It is a strong player in the region.
Badshah Ahmad, while not a military man, was a pure diplomat. It is said that Satan visited him during a feast. Over the course of the feast, Ahmad beguiled and charmed Satan out of his tongue and took it for himself.
Africa, while not as large as his neighbors still as some weight to throw. It acts as an effective buffer state between Umayyad and Abbassid, and can play a large role in conflicts between the two. It might be Africa who will decide which power will dominate Islam, depending on the alliance.
Of course, they can get outright conquered by the Abbassids, but that' not nearly as fun to say.
Sultan Akutla. Spear of the South. Sword of the Saracens. Bow of the.... bubbly? Well, he is a glutton. Anyways, he is the most accomplished tactician ruler of the muslims. With a powerbase of Africa, he has the command and the ability to act. Well, that depends if he gets off his fat donkey and does anything.
Abbassid is no doubt the largest of the Saracens. Not only did they crush the Byzantines, but they also crushed Multan. It seems nothing will stop them. Except...
Caliph Al-Mahdi is truly past his prime. Already infirm at 55, and no real good qualities. Age has really wore him down. Despite this, he is still long for this world. His great health will grant him more years, even more than the normal man. But his rule is poor now, and depending on how long he rules, he Abassids could experience revolts and attacks from outside forces, and despite their size, their ruler will weaken them.
Unuist and Jesus sat on the carpet, both smoking from a hookah, looking down at the world. "This is enlightening milord," he said. "I know! My friend knows all the best mixes," Jesus exclaimed. "Not that. Well, yes. But all of this is enlightening. seeing the world. Seeing the men who rule great realms. I want to see more," he said. Jesus grinned. "We got a way's to go, dude!" he said.
The magic carpet sped up, shooting eastwards...