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XXXVIII - Power through joy, Part 1

XXXVIII - POWER THROUGH JOY, part 1

Diary of Generaloberst Luise Beck, Chief OKW, November 3rd, 1939

The Fuehra is determined to attack in the West, despite the weather. The silly british cowboy action last month, abducting the Burgsmueller, has only strengthened her resolve. She is convinced the French will fall easily, and that the Britas are the one needing a strong signal.
I am worried. Poland has been childsplay, we had numerical superiority in troops, guns, panzers and aircraft, superior doctrine and tactics, and a very good strategic start position. Now it looks different. The weather is the main problem. Rain and mud will ground the LUFTWAFFE and hinder mechanized warfare. If we break through the Low Countries and storm head on into the french forces, it can get very bloody if we have to fight oldfashioned.
Many, especially in OKH (staff of the army), are opposed to an offensive.
The Fuehra asked me yesterday if I had no trust into the weapon I forged the past years. How could I retreat then. We will pull it off. We must. The Reichs destiny is at stake.
Day after tomorrow, on the fifth, we will meet again with the Fuehra, to hear her final decision. If its a go, we will attack within the week...


To invade or not to invade...

The BLACK SHINE, Hamburg, Northern Germany, 5th November 1939, 19.32 hours

“So, here we are Fraulein Forst. First of all, I am Gudrun, and I will call you Heike, understood?”
“Yes, Frau... uhh.. Gudrun.”
Heike Frost eyed the tall, freckled First Waitress of the SHINE nervously. Frau Gudrun Schulte looked like a very stern mistress, with her curly whiteblonde hair and the lightblue eyes.
“Thats the reception chamber. The ladies enter the Shine at the counter, pay the entry fee, and are out of tradition supplied with a cigarette for free. Custom has it to put the stick between ones lips and cross the mirror tunnel in this fashion, entering the reception chamber. You have a question?”
“Whats with the dames who dont smoke?”
“For the few who foolishly refrain from the pleasure we have a supply of chocolate cigarettes ready at the counter.”
“I see.”
“So, in here, each lady gets a light for her smoke and a glass of juice, and onwards to the different dance halls, the bar, the restaurant or the pleasure rooms they go. Understood so far?”
“Yes Frau Schul... ah, Gudrun.“
„Good, my dear.“
„Your first mission is to light the matches here and provide the light for the guests cigarettes. Another maiden will supply them with the juice. Its very important you welcome everyone correctly. Before giving out the light, you say: In the name of Mardrith, the goddess of pleasure and lust, I welcome you to the BLACK SHINE, Heil Hitler! Repeat it.”
This Heike did. The tall blonde nodded crisply.
“Very well.”
Heike shifted uneasily in her workdress, which consisted, like everyone elses working here, except the males peeling potatoes and cleaning the toilets, of tight rubber stockings, rubber hotpants, a close fitting corsett, and long gloves, of shiny rubber too, everything in a bright red. Not to forget the broad rubber collar around her throat.
“Feeling uncomfortable? Dont mind, Heike, you work 10 hour shifts from 20 hours to 6 in the morning, so you will get accustomed to the pleasure dress soon enough. On the other hand, believe me, peeling the latex of your sweatcovered skin and visiting a shower after a long worknight feels like born anew.”
The Schulte smiled, now looking not so intimidating anymore.
Heike allowed herself a shy smile.
“Good, we open shortly for the night. Oh, Ive forgotten, over there is the wardrobe, some maidens go there first before coming to you, to drop their capes and the like. But some lust for the smoke so greedily, they first will turn to you. Use one match for every group of ladies. If there are singles, dont use one match for two lone dames, thats important.”
“Yes, Gudrun.”
“You have 5 minutes rest after two hours, to visit the toilet over there and have a smoke yourself. Dont dare to smoke while on duty, understand?”
“Sure, Gudrun, I wont dare.”
“After 5 hours, you have 30 minutes rest, to visit the restaurant. While on a shift, juice and a meal are free for the staff. I take it you worked in a small bar before, with loose manners and few guests. Beware, talking for hours, standing for so long, under the light in the tight rubber wear, lighting smokes like working at a mass assembly line – this is no easy job. Do you think you can pull it off?”
Heike thought of the extraordinary pay, thrice what she got in “Friedas Nestchen” (little nest, lair), and nodded with determination. She already was bathed in sweat under the tight latex outfit.
And then their was the place itself – the most famous, most modern temple of pleasure and lust in the whole Reich. Her Mothers had nearly died of sudden heart attacks on hearing the news, their 18year old daughter working in the center of pagan sin. Both still strongly believed in the mothergodess, and hardly could stand such a crime against their faith committed by their loved one.
But, leaving the pay aside, Heikes main argument had finally prevailed: Working in one of the Reichs pleasure temples excluded one from the draft into the Wehrmacht. Not that Heike was a cowardess, but she, too, strongly believed in the mothergoddess and her rules, and was not written in THE BOOK, “THOU SHALL NOT KILL”?
Heike would never go out and carry a rifle, shoot at other women, maiming, killing them.
When she had to abandon her other beliefs and pretend to be fond of kinky fetish wear, excessive sex with strangers, and dancing to godless music, so be it. The other alternative would have been facing the regime entirely in resistance, followed by imprisonment and slave labor at an arms factory or at the Westwall fortifications. To go that far the young german gal was not yet prepared, and who would blame her for that?
“Fine, Heike. I hope you will like it, seeing each night hundreds of beautiful girls and ladies in sexy outfits. Naturally, you wont stay in the reception chamber. After some time, other work awaits you. Finally, if you work well, you will serve at the restaurant or the bar, were the tip is much higher. But you will get extra money here too from the guests. Put it in your stomach pocket. You may keep it, only 20 percent we collect, not for the house, but for those girls of staff working in the kitchen, without contact to the guests, so that they too get their share. At weekends, expect up to 20 Reichsmarks a night.”
“Really?”
Heike couldnt hold back. That was a lot of money, and for a single night!
Gudrun Schulte chuckled, eyed Heike amused. She liked what she saw. A slender, but well curved young girl Heike was, with a cute mouth, big grey eyes and blonde hair in a ponytail.
Her innocent looks contrasted nicely with the kinky red rubber outfit. Gudrun, wearing the same outfit, shifted her stance slightly, her outfit squeaking. The First Waitress didnt see the kinky wear as inconvience, but loved it, as was fitting for her rank in the BLACK SHINE and her high grade in the priesthood of pleasure and lust.
“So, 15 minutes to go. You best visit the toilet, have a last look at your make up. Finally a last cigarette and a drink to clear your throat, and its a go. Good luck for your first night, Heike.”
“Thank you, Gudrun.”
The first waitress left the chamber, leaving the young blonde alone. Heike breathed deeply, at least as far as her squeaking corsett allowed. Compared to be drilled in the Wehrmacht, this should be childsplay.
At least she hoped so.


Entrance of the BLACK SHINE, about three hours later

“So this is where you Germans relax and worshipp your goddess of – ah, pleasure and lust.”
Miyabi looked unimpressed like at the occasions before, on seeing the field exercise of 1.SET Panzerdivision LEIBSTANDARTE ADOLFINA HITLER, visiting the giant HEINKEL-factory at Oschersleben, where 10 bombers a day were manufactured, or at the inspection of the BISMARCK, pride of the Kriegsmarine.
Ophelia Skorzeny smiled amused and just gestured to the PVC-covered counter.
It had been her idea to visit the SHINE this night, and likewise she had proposed to do it right, meaning both were in adaequate outfits and makeup.
The tall, blonde Skorzeny as well as the small japanese ninja wore black rubber stockings and gloves, black shiny leathershoes with high plateau soles of seethrough plastic, a black PVC-top leaving their stomachs free, miniskirts of the same material and their faces where painted snowwhite, lips and eyelids a glossy black, their blonde and black manes falling free behind them. To fight the nights cold, long leathercoats shielded their bodies, which they now had folded on one arm, on feeling the well heated air inside the SHINE.
The Skorzeny paid for both of them, received a cigarette, “filtered” herself. Miyabi looked at the stick offered to her too.
“A custom, Miyabi. Put it between your lips, but dont light it.”
The Japanese nodded and did so. Both ladies entered the mirror channel and reached the reception chamber.
A cute young blonde in the stuffs red rubberwear approached them, welcomed them, offering them a light. Just for fun, the Skorzeny put a black gloved hand over the red gloved hand holding the match. On receiving the light, taking the first drag, she looked deep into the young gals eyes. The waitress starred at her like a rabbit at the snake.
Miyabi, her cigarette still unlit, said coldly in her strange sounding german:
“Would you care to light MY smoke too?”
“Oh, sure, excuse me, mylady.”
Ophelia took her stick between rubberized fingers and grinned down at Miyabi, while the Japanese took the first drag. She took the ninja softly by the arm, guiding her along, sending a last hot glance at the young blonde waitress, whose face color now matched those of her rubber wear. Hastily, the maid turned to four newly arrived guests, all four “filtered”, starring impatiently at her.
The two so different women entered one of the halls, strolled over to the bar. Ophelia ordered two cocktails, Black Warrioresses, and turned to Miyabi, smiling like a well fed cat.
The Japanese eyed her thoughtfully.
“You make quite a show of a simple vice like smoking.”
“Indeed. The government even produces advertisements to animate ladies to smoke.”
“You see me surprised. Why is this so?”
“Its a thing with the philosophy of the movement. Like the pleasure temples, drugs are a matter of the ministry for pleasure and the priesthood of the pleasure goddess. The slogan used is POWER THROUGH JOY. Each german maid shall work eagerly for the Reichs best, and you work better, much better, if you enjoy your life. So the movement goes to great lengths to provide joy for all german women.
Joy means not only cultural festivities, holidays, but likewise daily pleasures, like sex, food, drugs, dancing, you see?”
Miyabi nodded, taking a drag from her cigarette.
The cocktails arrived, both tasted them, Miyabi again unimpressed, it seemed. Ophelia smiled inwardly. The Black Warrioress would show her might soon enough, and Miyabi might regret to have consumed the drink so carelessly.
“It has another facette as well. The regime teaches our maidens to take what they want immediately. You want to have sex with the pretty girl you just saw in the bus, your wife at home probably at the same time having fun with the postwoman? Just do it.
You would like to have a smoke immediately? Go ahead, light up, live out your greed and lust.
You would like to have the rich ressources of the country over there? Go out and invade it, crush all resistance mercilessly, just take whatever you want.”
Now Miyabi showed a thin smile.
“I see.”
“The principle of pleasure might be difficult for you to understand, coming from an asian culture, a well trained fightress, disclipined like few else. So I am astonished you agreed to done the kinky rubber wear, that you smoke without hesitation. On the other hand, may be you simply follow the rules, when in Germany, do like the Germans do.”
The Japanese said nothing to that, her face again a cool mask, matching her makeup, her head swivelled slowly, her dark eyes taking in the dance hall and the other guests, all shamelessly, openly worshipping the pleasuregoddess, drinking, chatting, smoking, dancing, kissing.
Ophelia leaned backwards, against the bar, put her elbows on it, watched the small japanese lady.
“And you yourself, Frau Skorzeny? Do you know the worth of patience amidst a people educated to immediately see to its desires?”
“If patience were unknown to me, I would have dragged you into my sheets the first moment I saw you, beautiful Miyabi.”
Miyabi took a last drag, killed the filtered stick in a nearby ashtray, consumed some more of her cocktail.
“Would you please give me another cigarette?”
“So soon again?”
“I have decided to test out your movements principle of pleasure tonight.”
I got you finally, Ophelia thought with deep satisfaction.


The villainess in a playfull mood.
 

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Amona said:
I am worried. Poland has been childsplay, we had numerical superiority in troops, guns, panzers and aircraft, superior doctrine and tactics, and a very good strategic start position. Now it looks different. The weather is the main problem. Rain and mud will ground the LUFTWAFFE and hinder mechanized warfare. If we break through the Low Countries and storm head on into the french forces, it can get very bloody if we have to fight oldfashioned.

I would agree with Luise here. Unless die Fuhra has some knowledge about the weather forecast, I would bet that in those rainy conditions the blitzkrieg is not going to work... Perhaps she has a machine to change the weather... :D

Perhaps die Fuhra should put down her impatience and wait a bit, but...

Amona said:
You would like to have the rich ressources of the country over there? Go out and invade it, crush all resistance mercilessly, just take whatever you want.

...as it was foretold...

Now, time for something completely different. Or not so...

Something even more pleasant...

Amona said:
“If patience were unknown to me, I would have dragged you into my sheets the first moment I saw you, beautiful Miyabi.”

Good sentence...

Amona said:

The villainess in a playfull mood.

Delicious... so handsome, so pretty, so ravishing, so... so much to say that I've run out of words...

I only know of just one thing that looks better than my dear Ophelia Skorzeny.

This AAR.

Glorious.
 
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I've never seen the German AI invade France in 1939 instead of 1940.
 

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Neroon said:
I've never seen the German AI invade France in 1939 instead of 1940.

It needs a bit modding, but is otherwise no problem.

But thats a good point here to announce the following:

From now on for the time being I will switch countries from USA to Germany, for the following reasons:

1. The AARstory needs a dramatic, fast german blitzkrieg in the West, and one cant trust the German AI to conduct a proper attack in winter, modding or not.
2. One CAN trust the now US AI to produce, research and deploy in the most senseless and horrific way possible, which suits my plans just fine.
I will switch back to USA later. It remains an US-AAR, the war will be fought and hopefully won with USA.
 

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From now on for the time being I will switch countries from USA to Germany, for the following reasons:

1. The AARstory needs a dramatic, fast german blitzkrieg in the West, and one cant trust the German AI to conduct a proper attack in winter, modding or not.
2. One CAN trust the now US AI to produce, research and deploy in the most senseless and horrific way possible, which suits my plans just fine.
I will switch back to USA later. It remains an US-AAR, the war will be fought and hopefully won with USA.

Will we see the panzers surrounding Buckingham Palace and racing towards Alexandria and Moscow? Time will tell...

And poor Mountbatten going nuts because of her fascist daughther?

Well, she's too hard to allow herself to be defeated. Perhaps she should ask Maria Cipoletti -the most charming and bad-tempered dark haired woman seen so far, by the way- for a bit of help :D

PD: What happened to the Cobra? :confused:
 
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Keep up the good work - I stumbled across this AAR in the link from your sig in the MOD forum ;) I must say, it has had me laughing out loud (literally) on occasions - I am thoroughly enjoying it.

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posted by Kurt_Steiner:
D: What happened to the Cobra?

The Cobra is still in action, commanding a Stuka- aircorps.
We will hear from her again. No character introduced is forgotten. Each and everyone was introduced on purpose.


historyman: Thank you very much. I aim to entertain. :)

Greetings to all from Ilona Shmikova, who sits across the table and destroys my concentration by bubbling about dentist visits :D
 

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XXXVIII - Power through joy, part 2

XXXVIII - POWER THROUGH JOY , Part 2

THE BLACK SHINE, same moment, at the same bar, some meters to the left

Hermine Oster, officress in OKW, enjoyed the evening in the SHINE for all to see. It was her fifth cocktail already, she laughed and giggled and started to hug and kiss the darkhaired american lady, a well known sports reportress from the States. By the goddess of pleasure, it looked as if she would start to climb out of her black PVC dress right away. Not that it mattered here, at some occasions hundreds of guests had worshipped the pleasure goddess in this very dance hall in the most intimate and intense way possible together, but it was funny nonetheless. Well, only another pretty, lecherous blonde loosing control...
“The offensive will start at the 12th. A violation of Benelux neutrality, over 50 divisions will break into Holland and Belgium. The Hitler doesnt care for the weather. The attack is for real.”
The Oster hissed all that into Madeline Whites ear while appearing to nibble at Madelines face. Madeline laughed and reached for her drink, steadying the tumbling blonde.
Ready to shoot a question on next body contact, the White was interrupted by an overweight, feisty whiteblonde in a brown fetish dress and tighhigh boots which looked massive like departure towers at an aerodrome.
“Ah, Lady White, my dear, look, over there is a VERY important person. I know her from Berlin, the Fuhras vicinity, you know. You MUST meet her.”
Madeline could hardly say no to Agathe Hanke, the gauleadress of Hamburg herself. So, she nodded to the giggling Oster and followed the brown fetish nightmare over to two other fetish ladies. The Hanke parted the partying Superfrauen like a battleship the sea, some lackeys like patrolling destroyers in her wake.
“Lady Skorzeny, nice to meet you. You look unbelievable. Why havent we shared a night together yet? I can hardly wait. Please, meet Madeline White of USA Today, a personal friend of Ministra Goebbels.”
Madeline was sure that this knockout indeed could do better than sweating together with the fat Hanke, but there were only few in Germany who could say no to a gauleadress. The blonde beauty obviously was among those, judging by the arrogant, bored look she sent the fat monster. Madeline eyed the small asian lady in Skorzenys company. Pretty too, the more so she would be without the kinky wear and the demonian makeup, Madeline was sure.
Both ladies carried themselves with such cool arrogance, their movements so casual, their eyes giving nothing away... all alarm bells were ringing in the Whites head.
“Skorzeny, wait a minute... Are you THE Skorzeny who won the fencing gold medal in 32 ?
I saw the final. Hard to see your features under this painted mask.”
“You are correct, Lady White. Back then it deemed a worthwhile occupation.”
“And now, you surely work for the great Reich, help winning the war and such...”
The gauleadress broke out:
“She is Oberst of SET, our elite forces, the guard of the movement and the Fuhra. Back in 29, she saved the Fuehra from a communist abduction, could you imagine...”
The Skorzenys face remained impassive, but Madeline could feel the rage emanating from the blonde towards the Hanke. Skorzeny offered Madeline a cigarette and said with a smile which didnt reach those intense eyes:
“Sports reportress from the States, a known friend of Germany and the movement. Who could think of a better cover for an intelligence officress? What does CIA think about the BLACK SHINE? Hardly a war winning object, no?”
Madeline was able to laugh at that like everyone else. The snake! Did she knew something? Was she burned already? No, no it had only been a cruel joke.
“Well, power through joy, as the slogan says, Frau Skorzeny. In this respect, this temple and others around your Reich are indeed important for the war effort.”
The Hanke patted Madeline on the shoulder and trumpeted:
“Frau White is very clever. I guess thats why Frau Goebbels likes her so much. You surely know how intellectual the Goebbels is. Always wise words. A simple maid like me often has problems following.”
The Skorzeny put on a smile as false as Frau Hitlers peace proposals and said with a casual eye on her asian companion:
“I am afraid you must excuse us now, we have urgent matters to attend too.”
“Oh, ho, ho, I know, you and the sweet asian together, haha. Did you really sleep with the japanese empress, by the way? Rumors have it, even the Fuhra...”
The Skorzeny simply ignored the remarks, sent a short smile, this one quite natural, to Madeline and took the sweet asians gloved hand.
Great, Madeline thought. How am I to get rid of the Hanke dragon now? And there was this small thing the Oster had told her about. Dear goddess, the Hitler wasted no time. She must get the news out as quick as possible.


Gauleadress Hanke stomped over several unlucky persons in pursuing her career. Rivaling elephants in leg size surely has helped in this.


A pleasure room, THE BLACK SHINE, early morning of November 6th, 1939

There were very few situations that could lead to Ophelia Skorzeny loosing her temper for others to see, but to be interrupted in the sweetest battle there was, was among these aforementioned situations.
It had been long hours filled with body fluids, squeaking rubber, soft moans, wild cries, kisses and bites, and it should have been far from over, as two mistresses fought for supremacy with their bodies and their fantasy as only weapons, each, the tall blonde and the small darkhaired asian, determined to break the others armor of self control and coolness. Victories had been won and defeats had to be endured when sensations triumphed over will, but the war was far from decided.
At least until the hard knocks on the door.
“What is it?” the blonde snapped like a she-wolve showing her deadly jaws.
“Oberst Skorzeny, you are to report to SET-HQ immediately, by order of the Reichsfuehra herself.”
“Understood. And now leave us alone, else I come out and...”
Booted feet made a very hasty retreat outside.
Miyabi leaned back into the wet cushions and reached for the cigarettes, her rubber gloves squeaking. Both ladies still wore gloves and stockings of the fetish wear, if nothing else.
“Surely you will enlighten me to the meaning of the unsuspected order, Lady Skorzeny?”
Ophelia helped herself to a Marlboro as well and growled:
“Sure. The big game reaches the next phase. We will attack in the West within the week.”
“Will you prevail?”
“We will see soon enough.”


These silken sheets can probably call themselves very lucky to have hosted Ladies Skorzenys and Miyabis battle.
 

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War in the West is almost at hand... Nach Paris, methinks...

Will Oster's treason be of any use to the Allies?

Has Skorzeny discovered Lady's White Big Game?

Who has won more victories? Skorzeny or Miyabi?

Is Hanke going to be send to the Kriegsmarine to join the Bismarck and the Tirpitz? :D

Time will tell...


And now, something completely different...

The narration, as usual, outstanding. It goes better and better each time. Being a non native English speaker myself, I'm fully aware of the complications of writting a good narration. For that reason I tend to drop any attempt to be formal and serious in my own AAR. So, I know a bit the problems you're facing.

Well, my dear Lady General (being said that with all the respect and admiration that you deserved), you've almost mastered the skills to do so. I say almost because, after reading a bit, I would bet that you're not still satisfied with the degree of proficiency level. Anyway, just let me say this again. You're better with every single chapter, trust me, and your command of English is simply impressive.

Congratulations again. You're one of the finest and best talented writters of this forum. And this AAR, as I always send, its outstanding.

And now... time to keep the search for the Black Shine, although I bet that boys are not allowed there... Well... time for cross-dressing, perhaps? :D Is Kurtyna Steiner being born in this very moment? Oh, goddess, this very black sense of humour of mine...

PD: Rereading the AAR again - :D - I've remembered a question that I forgot to make you a long ago:

The longevity drug which keeps women young and beautiful wide into their 70s. Ok. Does it allow to live longer? For instance, till 100-120 years or so. Has it any known "secondary effects"?
 
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Amona: ...“The offensive will start at the 12th. A violation of Benelux neutrality, over 50 divisions will break into Holland and Belgium. The Hitler doesn't care for the weather. The attack is for real.”

unimportant information to an AI ! ! ;)

Amona:
...Ophelia helped herself to a Marlboro as well and growled: “Sure. The big game reaches the next phase. We will attack in the West within the week.” “Will you prevail?” “We will see soon enough.”

prevail with flying colors ! ! YES ! ! :D

magnificent updates ! !
:cool:


i wish i could respond to more of your updates, but i have over-reached my ability to respond to AARs at this time. Roy
 

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Amusing article someone crosslinked to on another Forum. Belongs perhaps in the off-topic section for all to see, but is of special interest to the readers (and author) of this AAR methinks.

Backstabbers

Doesn't really say anything most of us don't already know ;) , but it's funny to hear a feminist admit it.
 

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First things first:
I will try to deliver an update tonight.

Kurt_Steiner:

Some of your questions will be answered, some we have to wait and see. Only one I will answer beforehand: Osters treason was to no avail. In history, an Abwehr officer named Oster (he is even in the GER minister file) told foreign attaches about the WEst offensive, but as it was postponed so often, no one listened to him.)
Then, thanks again for your praise, its really appreciated. About the writing, I think its learning by doing. About my talent to tell a story I am relatively confident, but the mastery of english can still be improved.
The BLACK_SHINE: Boys are allowed there to clean the toilets and peel potatoes. In other countries, comparable etablissments naturally consist of male staff too, the term "pleasureboy" is not unknown in USA for example.
As already mentioned, in Germany sex with males outside of simple begetting is called gendershame. And crossdressing you better dont attempt, its a very serious crime in CATWAR-Germany.
The longevity drug. Good question. It keeps ladies young and healthy into the seventies, then, we have a sharp decline, with ladies going down in the next ten to twenty years. At least its so in the Fantasy world I developed over the years and which lent some elements to CATWAR.

Ghostwriter:
Glad you are back. But take your time, you have dispense from responding to every update. We Superfrauen can be kind and forgiving, if we are in the mood :D
No serious, hope you are getting well again.

Neroon: Interesting article. Naturally it doesnt say anything what a female doesnt know since kindergarden. Its starts there already :D
A neighbor in our shopping mall who has about 12 female clerks said to me only last week: Male attendents get along just fine, but you only need to have two women, and the peace is gone. He said it to anger me a bit, put I know hes just right.

Anyway, back to the AAR. Fall Gelb and Käseschnitte are about to start.
Can Queen Beatrix escape Skorzenys clutches? Will the rain stop at last? What is Mountbatten doing?
If you like, you can read about it in a few hours (hopefully).
 

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Amona said:
Some of your questions will be answered, some we have to wait and see. Only one I will answer beforehand: Osters treason was to no avail. In history, an Abwehr officer named Oster (he is even in the GER minister file) told foreign attaches about the WEst offensive, but as it was postponed so often, no one listened to him.)

Poor Hermine... He's as unlucky as poor Hans Oster, the Abwehr officer who passed the info to the Allies, but no one believed him. Well, at least she tried...

Amona said:
Then, thanks again for your praise, its really appreciated. About the writing, I think its learning by doing. About my talent to tell a story I am relatively confident, but the mastery of english can still be improved.

I fully agree. By trying and making mistakes we all learn. As one of my favourite characters of a comic used to say -I bet that Ophelia (perhaps even Maria) is going to love this sentence-: if it doesn't hurt, it doesn't count.

Amona said:
The BLACK_SHINE: Boys are allowed there to clean the toilets and peel potatoes. In other countries, comparable etablissments naturally consist of male staff too, the term "pleasureboy" is not unknown in USA for example.

Er... I'll wait, then... in USA, for instance :D

Amona said:
As already mentioned, in Germany sex with males outside of simple begetting is called gendershame...

I know... Ach so.. so I'll be reduced to just simple begetting... well...

Amona said:
And crossdressing you better dont attempt, its a very serious crime in CATWAR-Germany.

I was beginning to have some intuition about it, dunno why... So, we, males, won't ever know directly about the pleasure of the Dark Shine... So sad... A reason to join the Allies to defeat that monstrous Hitler bitch? :D Just to know the pleasure of the Black Shine, not the ones of cross-dressing, seriously speaking this time...

Amona said:
The longevity drug. Good question. It keeps ladies young and healthy into the seventies, then, we have a sharp decline, with ladies going down in the next ten to twenty years. At least its so in the Fantasy world I developed over the years and which lent some elements to CATWAR.

Scaring... I thought it could take a bit longer. The end comes too quickly. It must be awful to see. And to suffer it. Well, as said above, if it doesn't hurt...

Pain is so close to pleasure, sometimes.

Amona said:
Anyway, back to the AAR. Fall Gelb and Käseschnitte are about to start.

Good.

Amona said:
Can Queen Beatrix escape Skorzenys clutches?

May I volunteer to sacrifice myself in order to allow the Queen to escape? :D Well, I bet that Skorzeny's wouldn't be pleased. Perhaps it's wiser to spare me from her rage.

Amona said:
What is Mountbatten doing?

Buying umbrellas and running after her rebellious daughter?
 
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XXXIX - The Queen, the villainess and a courageous male, part 1

XXXIX – THE QUEEN, THE VILLAINESS AND A COURAGEOUS MALE - Part 1


Koniklijke Palace, Amsterdam, The Netherlands, November 12th, 1939, 0.07 hours

“Hello, here is your groceries store. The cheese is ready tonight. Yes. Yes. Very fine, bye.”
Antje Kamphues placed the telephone down and allowed herself a smile. Her fascist sisters, the mighty Reich, would come tonight, to collect this nuisance named Dutch Queen, to incorporate her country into the Greater German Reich. No longer communist agitation, democratic bubbling, capitalist greed. Honesty, order, strength. A deep satisfaction rose within the dutch lady. She lit a cigarette and opened up a bottle of fine german wine.
The Kamphues sat alone in her small, neat office. The Palace was mostly quiet, the lively queen gone to bed with Peer, her husband, and the staff getting well needed rest now.
No one suspected what was to come. The Wehrmacht would cut through the peaceful, unprepared country like a steal knife through cheese.
Antje giggled girlish at the thought. A high position in the new fascist government would be hers, as she was familiar with the countries politics and inner circle of power. Much work lay ahead of her, work and responsibility she was ready for, no, she lusted for.
A pity Peer would be imprisoned. She had taken a certain liking, not to say affection, to the Queens husband. There was somehing about this male, a certain unmanly strength and resolve – really fascinating. Often had she imagined to break this pride, this confidence, to show the attractive squire his place under a woman easily stronger, more intelligent, far ruthless than he could imagine. Maybe one could arrange for him to become her servant. Yes, that sounded nice. From servant to slave was only a small step, a graduation.
She rose and headed to the mirror, eyed herself closely. Antje Kamphues, new ministress of interior to Fascist Netherlands. A beautiful woman to boot. She smiled at the darkhaired gal in the mirror. Only a few hours left...


Antje Kamphues can hardly wait to commit her treason - and lay hands on a certain handsome prince.


Cargo area 3, KLS LEONIE SCHLAGETER, 4000 m above the eastern Netherlands, enroute to Amsterdam Aerodrome, November 12th, 1939, 5.28 hours

Beate Brunner checked her weapons and gear again. Camouflage combat dress, weaponsbelt, the stungun, which used rubberbullets with a mild poison to stun victims, a more classical submachinegun, a combat knife, a small rucksack containing a ration, bondagetape, rubberballs for gags, and a first-aid-kit, then her small mapcase, containing a street map of Amsterdam as well as a plan of the palace, smokegrenades at the belt, cigarettes and matches in her pockets as well as a smaller knife, small pervitin pills to stay alert – everything was okay as the occasions before.
Like her, the other 54 SET of the unit busied themselves with their gear. Anticipation was high among the elite warrioresses. They were the first to go in, the sharp point of the Reichs sword ready to smash into the Benelux countries, first move of the great West offensive shaping the Reichs destiny.
An insult had to be avenged, an insult to the Fuhra herself, and all were most eager to lay hands on this insolent young queen who had dared to anger the Fuhra a few years ago.
Then their leadress, the Skorzeny herself, was among them, looking cool and deadly serious, her hair in a tight knot, her combat dress fitting like made for her alone, her eyes cold as ice.
All listened eagerly to her crisp, short speech. Everyone knew her mission, her place, it was only a last heads up by the blonde for her maidens.
She concluded:
“I will emphasize one point again, girls: As long as their is no real battle, I want no one, repeat, NO ONE, to use deadly force. The rubberbullets and their poison work perfectly well. I want no bloodshed if at all possible. Especially, take the Queen alive. She must not be hurt under any circumstances. Remember, gals wriggling in bonds and gags are a much prettier sight than torn apart in their blood with broken eyes. Are we clear on that?”
They were. Anke Stein patted Beate on the shoulder and rolled her eyes, blew up her cheeks, mimicring a gagged damsel. Beate had to laugh. Several jokes were exchanged.
The airship of LUFTWAFFE churned down the miles to Amsterdam. Behind the ship, which was disguised as cargo transporter of LUFTHANSA, about 15 minutes back, 30 more airships followed, ladden with 6.000 paratroopers of 1.Fallschirmjägerdivision, ready to take Amsterdam from the air. The Wehrmacht showed its claws again.


HMS HEROINE, The Channel, west of dutch coast near Amsterdam, 12th November 39, 6.03 hours

“I find this mission really fascinating. Do you know this Hitchcock movie THE BLACK SWAN? There, the heroine and her gals wait in the pirates lair, in an inn, for the Pirate captains and their leftenants to come in, and one by one they are packaged. What a nice movie. I remember these overkneeboots of the pirate ladies, adorned with white rope, striking sight. Dont the Superfrauen wear pretty boots too?”
Lois Mountbatten had always thought Lady Captains of the Queens warships were sincere, quiet gals, no word too much and so on, but Lt.Commandress Agatha Maplethorpe was speaking constantly, all the while playing with an unlit cigarette at her lips. Lois wished for her to lit the stick, this way she would be quiet for at least a few seconds.
“And the white, broad gags of silk in the pirates faces. I tell you, a very hot movie this has been. Did you watch it? Anyway, I imagine these Luftwaffe aviatrixes all nicely packaged, ladden aboard my ship. I can hardly wait. Did you know this unit has sunk two of our destroyers and more than 20 merchies already? Time to take them out. The RAF failed misrably in destroying the airfield, most were shot down by Messerschmitts. But the Superfrauen are in for a surprise, with YOU coming to get them, Lady Knight.”
“Sure, but..”
“I am glad my destroyer is used for the mission, not a sub. Subs are so small and crowded. There IS the matter of air attacks, but only on the way in. On the way out... well, without their crews the damned bombers cant get into the air, no? And we will be in dutch waters most of the time. There is this unpleasant trip in the boats for a while, but trust me, my gals won the rowing championship of flotilla this summer, you will be at the beach in no time. And their boats will be in harbor, we have given them a beating the last weeks. The Kriegsmarine is no match for our navy, I always said that. No Lady Nelson back in their history, if you know what I mean.”
Just out of desperation, Lois lit a cigarette of her own, offering the burning match to the Maplethorpe.
“Oh, thanks, but I try to quit. Lady Maplethorpe the Second, my dear wife, says all my uniforms smell of nicotin, you know, and she has SUCH a fine nose. Besides, she is membress of SISTERS AGAINST GREEDY SINS, and did you know the Germans are so fond of smoking? So I decided, no Agatha, you wont indulge in this vice anymore. Have even forbidden it at home. You know, our oldest daughter smokes already, and she...”
Lois catched herself imagining to shove a gag into the Lt.Comandress mouth, a huge one, and...
“Mam, we receive a lot of radio traffic suddenly from the Dutch, and a lot of coded german signals too. Quite near.”
Agatha Maplethorpe suddenly stopped bubbling, her eyes narrowed.
“Content?”
That was sharp and short.
“Questions whats going on, call for help, several read: We are under attack.”
An ensign joined the captain, the leftenant and Lois with a disptach:
“Mam, an urgent message from the Admirality to all ships.”
“Let me see.”
The Maplethorpe read the paper. She showed it to Lois while saying in a clear voice covering the whole bridge, but calm as on the cricket field:
“All hands woman battle stations.”
Lois read:
“FROM ADMIRALITY – HIGHEST PRIORITY – TO ALL SHIPS AND STATIONS:
GERMAN ASSAULT ON NETHERLANDS AND BELGIUM. PREPARE TO RECEIVE NEW ORDERS SHORTLY.”
The Maplethorpe was quiet now, as the ships routine was replaced with frenzied activity. Every station of HMS HEROINE reported combat readiness, and the Maplethorpe started to pace the destroyers bridge.
Lois thoughts were on overdrive. They really tried it in late fall, despite the weather. And naturally by violating neutrality of Belgium again. The Krauts never changed. Would the French be able to stopp them? What a shame, only a single british division was in France, the Empire could hardly do more than watch the battle.
“Mam, new orders from Admirality, Lady Churchill herself.”
While the Maplethorpe scanned the new dispatch, new reports came in, sighting of explosions and fire at the coast. The captain looked up, took a pair of binoculars and trained them in.
“Amsterdam”, she muttered.
She handed Lois the dispatch.
“TO: HMS HEROINE. FROM: MINISTRESS OF THE NAVY.
AMSTERDAM UNDER ATTACK FROM GERMAN PARATROOPERS.
HMS HEROINE IS ORDERED TO TAKE POSITION IN AMSTERDAM HARBOR.
1st COMMANDO IS ORDERED TO ENTER AMSTERDAM AND BRING DUTCH ROYAL FAMILY OUT TO HMS HEROINE. HIGHEST PRIORITY TO GET ROYAL FAMILY OUT SAFELY.
WINONA SARAH CHURCHILL, MINISTRESS OF THE NAVY.
P.S.:THE GODDESS WITH YOU..”
The Maplethorpes sharp, but still calm and steady voice ordered to the helmswoman:
“New course. Come to 1-5-5. All ahead full.”
Lois looked over to the fires at the horizon, straighted up and said:
“I will inform my outfit. Looks like we will all be quite busy shortly.”
The captain nodded and lit her cigarette after all.


LtCmdr. Agatha Maplethorpe of Her Majestys Royal Navy likes to talk a bit when idle - but beware when she is sent into harms way.
 

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The war has begun in earnest, and, dunno why, I bet that Skorzeny and Mountbatten are going to exchange some blows, sooner than expected... good, good.
 

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Amona: ...LtCmdr. Agatha Maplethorpe of Her Majestys Royal Navy likes to talk a bit when idle - but beware when she is sent into harms way.

works for me ! ! :D

magnificent update ! !
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An update... my kingdom for an update...