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[MeiSooHaityu]

Rule #28: Never fire your SRMs into a VERY strong head wind.

 

[Domoneky]

That SRM is here to serve Papers.

 

[Soldryn The Red]

#219b) Skippy is no longer allowed to attempt to punch incoming missiles out of the sky. We practice evasion skills for a reason, and the price of new SRM and LRM launchers for the Kintaro is getting prohibitive.

 

[TaurianMerc]

And imma stop the next one with my face

 

[Bubbasan]

Commander, there's something on the sensors.

 

[Stefan Amaris Jr]

Set phasers to stun

 

[Wolf0503]

Good thing I'm wearing Brown Fatigues today

 

[Deaghaidh]

"Damn pigeon flew in front of my SRMs! "

 

[Anarath]

A new head assembly cost WHAT????

get the bleach, plastic and duct tape.

 

[Ingress]

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“Oh shit... If I live, this is gonna hurt!”

 

[Blastoid]

Just a flesh wound!

 

[TripleStrengthMisnomer]

"And.....that's the grand finale for my show folks! , Remember we don't get paid for doing this and we busk in mechs for the love of the art and the audience. If you liked it, anything helps to allow us to continue. 10 C-Bills, 20...whatever you feel was worth the entertainment! Or even just come up and slap my Kintaro backside for good luck!!
We'll be back at 1:30 after a short break. You've been a fantastic crowd!"

 

[Adam Steiner]

Decker #75 - Wild SRM to face.

 

[deadheadtripster]

"Anti Missile Point Defense Lasers? We don't need any stinking Anti Missile Point Defense Lasers!"

 

[Funkin Disher]

Oh hey, they use the same brand!

 

[Samskara]

I wear my sunglasses as night...

or

It's getting hot in here, so melt of all that armor...

Both sung to the appropriate tune.

 

[TripleStrengthMisnomer]

 

[WhiteChapel]

How much do I pay my techs again?

 

[Havamal]

 

[MechRaccoon]

"In a drunken rage, Sergeant Jeremy accidentally presses the self destruct button for his Kintaro's left arm. His lance leader--having to pay thousands of C-bills and several weeks in Mech repairs already--fires a salvo of SRMs directly at Jeremy's cockpit in sheer frustration. It would not be a pleasant day for anyone."