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Cironian

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So, just to test the waters with the new expansion I went for making a nice little Welsh kingdom in the Old Gods era. Nothing too unusual, just keep it rolling for two centuries or so...

My first King of the Brythons ended up a disfigured, golden-masked, one-handed badass. Which would have been a fun experience in itself but for his son. Rhiwallon was a so-so heir who only excelled in Learning. Right before taking the throne he contracted syphilis and soon after I took control he became a lunatic. Should be a fun few years... Then I got the immortality event chain and (I think due to the high learning) succeeded.

So now I have King Rhiwallon 'the Cruel', the now-and-forever King of Brythoniad. Who is a syphilitic, lunatic, drunkard, ambitious, lustful, wroth poet that, for some unfathomable reason, is the only man in the world worthy of eternal life.

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By now I have the obligatory Glitterhoof and the brand new "Horse M.D." doctor... Since I already have an antipope, I think I'll make Horse M.D. the next holy father. Maybe he can heal the great schism, whatever that is. (it does sound painful)

Anyone got suggestions for what else to do as a batshitinsane immortal at the young age of 93? I'd prefer not to have to conquer the world, as the world is so dreadfully dull.
 
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