It has its flaws but... it's just fantastic. So is CK2. I was taking a break from EUIV as I played it for about a week non-stop after it launched, but I came back yesterday and decided to play a game as France. I figure if I play it from the very first start date right to the end, experimenting with everything (trade, colonies, lots and lotsa wars) then I'll fully learn the mechanics of the game and can go on to enjoy much more challenging nations. Anyway I won the Hundred Years' War and forced England to give me Labourd, Gascon and some cash in the peace deal. I only had 50% war score... I would have gone on forever and forced them to give me everything but my war exhaustion was over 9000 and rebellion warnings everywhere so I quit while I was ahead. Anyway I fixed all that, got myself stable and whatnot and thought I was sitting pretty. An early superpower, perhaps, with my army of 26,000 infantry and 9,000 cavalry. Even began having dreams of naval adventures and started building a fleet with big ships and everything. So understandably I scoffed at Burgundy and their declaration of war to take Champagne.
I began by putting the military slider to maximum overdrive. My army is in Paris, right at your border, what are you going to do? All you have is 12,000 men and a few 1-province vassals with silly 2-unit armies. I'm going to punish you for your insolence! Oh... your army of 12,000 men is at full morale and is heading for Paris, where my army is waiting for its morale bar to fill up? No problem, I'll just run away until it fills up and then fight you. Oh... your army will arrive in Paris 3 days before mine escapes? Well whatever. I have 1/3 of your morale but I have almost 3x as many troops. Oh... you won with almost no casualties? No matter. I will reinforce during my shattered retreat. You're not taking my champagne. Oh... you're following right behind my army. Damn. You beat me again. Oh... my army is gone. Not to worry! I still have lots of money. I will recruit mercenaries and raise new soldiers and run away while I combine them. Oh... your silly 1-province vassals and allies are going to destroy each unit the moment I raise them? WHERE'S ALL MY MANPOWER GONE?! Alright fine you can have Champagne. Please take some other provinces as well just LEAVE ME ALONE!
And thus, I gained peace. A humiliating peace that left me very angry. And yet, not one year later, the Burgundian Succession Crisis kicked in and I got back Champagne and those border provinces... and half of their other provinces besides. So basically about 80,000 men (not including the garrisons and civilians who died during the sieges) died for literally nothing... because now I have your lands.
Oh well. I'm a superpower again. This time I got 35,000 infantry and 10,000 cavalry. I suppose you've all experienced similar things and my story isn't that fantastic. I suppose I'm really just saying thanks to Paradox for making these games. They're games I'll never get tired of playing and they're products I have never regretted spending money on. So thanks. If you didn't make these I'd be stuck with Rome 2.
I began by putting the military slider to maximum overdrive. My army is in Paris, right at your border, what are you going to do? All you have is 12,000 men and a few 1-province vassals with silly 2-unit armies. I'm going to punish you for your insolence! Oh... your army of 12,000 men is at full morale and is heading for Paris, where my army is waiting for its morale bar to fill up? No problem, I'll just run away until it fills up and then fight you. Oh... your army will arrive in Paris 3 days before mine escapes? Well whatever. I have 1/3 of your morale but I have almost 3x as many troops. Oh... you won with almost no casualties? No matter. I will reinforce during my shattered retreat. You're not taking my champagne. Oh... you're following right behind my army. Damn. You beat me again. Oh... my army is gone. Not to worry! I still have lots of money. I will recruit mercenaries and raise new soldiers and run away while I combine them. Oh... your silly 1-province vassals and allies are going to destroy each unit the moment I raise them? WHERE'S ALL MY MANPOWER GONE?! Alright fine you can have Champagne. Please take some other provinces as well just LEAVE ME ALONE!
And thus, I gained peace. A humiliating peace that left me very angry. And yet, not one year later, the Burgundian Succession Crisis kicked in and I got back Champagne and those border provinces... and half of their other provinces besides. So basically about 80,000 men (not including the garrisons and civilians who died during the sieges) died for literally nothing... because now I have your lands.
Oh well. I'm a superpower again. This time I got 35,000 infantry and 10,000 cavalry. I suppose you've all experienced similar things and my story isn't that fantastic. I suppose I'm really just saying thanks to Paradox for making these games. They're games I'll never get tired of playing and they're products I have never regretted spending money on. So thanks. If you didn't make these I'd be stuck with Rome 2.