Brothers in AARms - The Second MP AAR

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Grahamule: England
Morpheus: Russia
Year: 1556
Territories conquered:
England- Caux, Flandres, Austwitz or whatever that other territory is
Oporto, Tago, Algarve, Tangiers, the Azores, and all other Portugese colonies
Scotland
Russia- Ryazan, Kazan, Golden Horde, Sibir, and all of the other Russian cannon-fodder nations
IGC:
Tax: High
Unrests: All but Russia
CoTs: Skane, Astrakhan, Moscow
Free Bretagne, Eire (not a setting, but they freed themselves by 1493)
Some other useless stuff

 

[Morpheus506]

All I really have to add is a screenie:

 

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The center nation in this color is Hessen. They're a beast in Germany. Also, Baden is to the west of them (1 province). Pommerania in the north.

 

[billy bob]

Graham you lost Ireland. Look at Morph. He even annexed Sibir. You see.

And umm what happened to the other Mp aar.

yeah and dont forget to give credit to the people controlling the other nations like Austria, the Danes, and Hessen. I think

 

[Morpheus506]

The danes started out that way, although you have to give them credit for saving the Kalmar Union from rebels.

The other MP AAR is.... well, kinda dead. We both still have the saves, though, and I hope to someday continue it.

 

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My BB was so high after annexing about three countries that every few years (not even waiting for the 5-year treaty to expire) Spain and Turkey would attack me. They wouldn't accept money either. Brutal.

Just when you think I suck cause of Eire...

Explanation soon. Next step- France.

 

[billy bob]

My BB was so high after annexing about three countries that every few years (not even waiting for the 5-year treaty to expire) Spain and Turkey would attack me. They wouldn't accept money either. Brutal.

Just when you think I suck cause of Eire...

Explanation soon.

I thank you for correcting that mistake. Also I see Austria lost most everything that they didnt have a shield on. And i see Hessen got split.

 

[Morpheus506]

Just when you think I suck cause of Eire...

....We decide you still suck.

One thing that he can't show you is my uberempire in Siberia. I've gone all the way to china's borders and have cities in Vladivostock (Olga?) and two other provinces there.

I'm really pwning on trade, too. I think I have.... what was it, 5 monopolies? 6? Well, it varies, but you get the picture

 

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By the way, my techs:

Land - 12
Navy - 20
Infra - 5
Trade - 5

Morph's
Land - 10 or 11
Navy - 5
Infra - 4
Trade - 5

What now?

 

[Morpheus506]

It's basically the same thing, Grahamy, but you're expected to have a higher naval tech than I do. I've got 2 ports. You're an island.

 

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Time for a reader poll-

Should Grahamule annex Morpheus?
1. Yes
2. No
3. Don't annex, just maim and take a few provinces
4. Rabid squirrels...

 

[Morpheus506]

I like number 4. Go for that one.

It'd actually be kinda funny to see you try to annex me.... the Russian winter would eat you alive, and then my armies of dirt men would come out of the ground and kick you in the face. At which point my uberfleet of 10 whole ships would attempt to invade you but run into each other, sink, and then I'd just wait until it WP'ed from 36 months of inactivity.

 

[billy bob]

Time for a reader poll-

Should Grahamule annex Morpheus?
1. Yes
2. No
3. Don't annex, just maim and take a few provinces
4. Rabid squirrels...

Or the fifth option. Should Grahamule try to annex Russia only to get slaughtered and lose Ireland . Again. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

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Actually, here's what would happen:

My two Field Chief Judges (Yes, one got owned in Bretagne by rebels) would load up in my 150-year-old fleet (Leader is 60+) and land in Kola. We would own our way south (we would land in Feb.) until we get to about Moscow. Then France, Spain+ Austria, Poland, Venice, Mughals, Natives, and Storms would all ally and DoW me for my BB (which is probably about... 7) They would land in the US and click 'burn', setting fire to the continent. It dies. I run back to Kola, get intercepted by the joint forces of December and your 10-unit armada, and the Bavarians would drop a nuke on me.

SCREENIES

Hey Morph... you might want to do something about my ownage

 

[billy bob]

Oh thats easy. All he has to do is annex China, Dai Vet, the Mughals, Spain, Poland, and everything else .

 

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BTW- the Netherlands and I teamed up on France during a BB war... I kept getting (stab -1) and (monarch values = 1) events so it sucked.. I ended up only getting Bretagne and Morphamphibian or whatever it's called

Next time, France will pay for her insolence.

 

[Morpheus506]

Poland shouldn't be a problem. Every time they've Dow'ed me when I'm ready for them, I've come away with some land. Their army isn't too tough, it's always tied up elswhere . Turkey, though, is a threat, I barely got out of the last war properly, they did some strange things with their tech or something. I kept losing. Eh. I should go conquer some pagans some more, really. That'd do the trick.

 

[billy bob]

Uzbeks. I also see theres still Ryazan

Morph-Countries to Conquer Uzbeks, Ryazan, Teutons, Poland, and some other minor

 

[Morpheus506]

I'm not gonna conquer Ryazan! *cough*yet*cough*. They're my loyal servants and vassals, what are you, crazy?

Uzbeks, though, might be easy. That'd give me another front with Persialand, though, which somewhat deters me.

 

[billy bob]

whos Michael and what nation is he.

and next time you all decide to do a mp game pm me with the vitals.