• Crusader Kings III Available Now!

    The realm rejoices as Paradox Interactive announces the launch of Crusader Kings III, the latest entry in the publisher’s grand strategy role-playing game franchise. Advisors may now jockey for positions of influence and adversaries should save their schemes for another day, because on this day Crusader Kings III can be purchased on Steam, the Paradox Store, and other major online retailers.


    Real Strategy Requires Cunning

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Hello everyone and welcome to my new aar.
I will play as Croatia in Kaiserreich.
Sorry for any language mistakes.

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PROLOGUE

January 1, 1936, on top of highest building in Zagreb.

Head of State, Alojzije Stepinac: What a beautiful view! Don't you think Vlad?

Head of Government, Vladimir Laxa: *cough* Why have you... *cough* Brought me... *cough* Here...
*cough* Mister President? *talking to himself* Those stairs almost killed me.

Stepinac: *rises his telescope* Do you know what color our nation has?

Laxa: It's butter-yellow, why?

Stepinac: Yes, we need to paint the world with that color! *passes telescope to Laxa* Take a look dear Vlad.

Laxa: Your plans for world expans...

Stepinac: Just take a look!

Laxa: Uhmm, Yes Mister President. What should I see?

Stepinac: As you know we can't beat the world on our own.
We need to expand and connect with our brothers around the world!

Laxa: Brothers? We don't have any brothers out there...

Stepinac: Look to the north!

*Laxa rises telescope*

Stepinac: Up there to the north! Do you see?

Laxa: Uhmm, no Sir.

Stepinac: *talking to himself* Moron...

Laxa: Ahhh, yes I see! They have the same color as we have!

Stepinac: Finally... Dear Vlad, we need to connect with them and then dominate the world!

Laxa: But they are so small, smaller than we are... Oh and they washed out their eagle.
Why would they? Everyone have black eagles...

Stepinac: Quit mumbling Vlad. We need more brothers. Look to the west.

*Laxa turns around*

Laxa: I don't see...

Stepinac: Down below France...

Laxa: Oh, Yes! They are so BIG! Wait, their name... Hahaha! When you repeat quickly "painS"...

Stepinac: *sigh* This world domination will be harder than I thought. Now Vlad, look to the east.

Laxa: Wow! Huge mountain! I think it's Evere...

Stepinac: Look closer, not that far away!

Laxa: Yes, I see. They are big too!
Wait, wasn't those three hundred Persians defeating thousands of Greek nations?

Stepinac: Doesn't matter. We need them too.

Laxa: Haha, I see a guy next to the well. He is shouting something. Something like "THIS IS..."

Stepinac: *standing on a staircase* Vlad! Come down, we need to do some war preparations.

Laxa: Of course Mr. President! I'm coming! *talking to himself* This guy near the well... He looked like... MADNESS!
 

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EPISODE 1

January 1, 1936, Secret Vault deep under the Zagreb.

Stepinac: Gentlemen, generals, we have gathered here to consult our future strategy.
Vlad, bring the map.

Laxa: Yes sir. Here are the maps you requested. Map of Croatia:


Map of Poland:


Map of Spain:


And here is map of Persia:


Stepinac: Thank you Vlad. Gentlemen, as you can see, we have a common thing. Our national color.
The Holy Butter-Yellow! We need to expand, connect and rule the world!

Chief of Staff, general Fedor Dragojlov: With all respect Sir, do you suggest open conflict with every neighbour?

Stepinac: Not all at one time. But we must be prepared for Hungary and eventually Austria.

Chief of the Army, general Friedrich Navratil: How can we conquer them all with only 3 militia divisions?

Stepinac: We can't. Minister Kvaternik, please release those soldiers to their homes and order new equipment for our future army.

Armaments Minister, Dido Kvaternik: Yes Sir!


Minister of Security, Vilko Pecnikar: This is insane, you all are insane! I'm not going to cooperate with you!

Stepinac: As you wish. Guards! Throw this man into worst prison possible!

Pecnikar: You can't! I AM... *sound of cracking skull*

*Everyone in the room went gravely silent*

Stepinac: Well done general Navratil! I see you are loyal to our cause.

Navratil: *hiding his silenced pistol* We must erase any problems if we want to success.

Stepinac: Indeed. Vlad, call for Viktor Vida. He will be our new Minister of Security.

Laxa: Yes, right away Sir.

Stepinac: So, gentlemen, our first enemy will be Serbia. I await for your war plans. You have time till next meeting. Dismissed!
 

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