...the last days of the Reich
Germany - Berlin - Führerbunker
General Brot: Mein Führerschnitzel! Berlin is surrounded! The Red Army is approaching will arrive here in about 2 hours.
Adolf Schnitzel: Ahh you fool! Steiner will come and lead a counter-attack! And then the Endsieg is near!
General Brot: But take a look at the map. Steiner has been defeated yesterday, there is nobody left outside of Berlin!
Adolf Schnitzel: Then it's over. Ach...my loyal friend Brot...at least they won't get me alive!
General Brot: NEIN! MEIN FÜHRER!
*General Bratwurst rushes into the Führer-room*
General Bratwurst: Mein Führer!
Adolf Schnitzel: Don't you notice you're disturbing my suicide?!
General Bratwurst: Mein Führer! Zis is superimportant! We haft done it! Itz completed!
Adolf Schnitzel: What the hell are you talking about?
General Bratwurst: Ze Zeitmaschine!! Professor Sauerbraten haz finischit hiz rezearch!
General Brot: Zeitmaschine? You mean like travelling between time and space?
General Bratwurst: I dun't know, Professor Sauerbraten will exzplain it all.
*Professor Sauerbraten enters the room*
Professor Sauerbraten: Mein Führer, I have done it. I have completed my machine to travel between time and space and maybe even into new dimensions. According to my theory, there could be millions of different dimensions that wait to be explored!
Adolf Schnitzel: And...what do I care?
General Brot: Mein Führer, don't you see? We could travel back in time and undo all our mistakes. We know what we did wrong and we will make it better the next time!
General Bratwurst: You mean like counting on ze Italianz?!
General Brot: ...yes for example.
General Bratwurst: Or trusting zis Stauffenberg guy?
General Brot: ...also a good idea...
General Bratwurst: Or building superuzeless huge tanks? Or not retreatzing from Stalingrad? Or attacking ze Sowjetz in ze first place? Or...
Adolf Schnitzel: Enough! I see your point Professor...
*bombs land next to the Führerbunker and shake the room*
Adolf Schnitzel: ...and your machine comes exactly at the right time. Show me your Zeitmaschine.
Professor Sauerbraten: As you wish mein Führer. It's outside of the Bunker.
*The Professor, the Führerschnitzel and the Generals take the elevator to the surface*
Professor Sauerbraten: Here it is.
General Bratwurst: Wat iz zis!?
Professor Sauerbraten: I have remodelled one of our Panzer I to this. You will have to reach lightspeed first and then...well then something will happen. I haven't tested it enough yet, but I can see you are quite in a hurry...
Adolf Schnitzel: It doesn't matter! If it doesn't work, we will at least die in a Panzer! Hurry, get in my generals...I guess you don't want to stay here when the Soviets come with all the stuff we did in this war...
Professor Sauerbraten: Well I will stay here. I didn't commit any crimes in this war and therefore they will treat me as a scientist should be treated.
Adolf Schnitzel: Didn't you invent Cyclon-B?
Professor Sauerbraten: Good point.
Adolf Schnitzel: Then all on board. I'll drive. And don't forget to put on your helmets!
Adolf Schnitzel: Now let's see...how do I change gears?
Professor Sauerbraten: First of all, you should decide in which year you want to travel.
Adolf Schnitzel: Let's try 1936. From there it went downhill more or less.
General Bratwurst: Wazn't I promoted General in 1936?
Professor Sauerbraten: But remember, I can't promise that everything will be the same like it happened in our world. We could arrive in a completely different world where dinosaurs are still alive or the Mongols rule over Europe.
Adolf Schnitzel: Whatever, we will see what happens. Fasten your seatbelts, this is going to be a tough ride!
And off they went...back into the past!
